For Christs sake man, bud? Life is too short and its New Years 
Eve! Happy New Year.

Atheism creates criminal societies! Look at the Taliban. They 
were atheist, becuase anyone who isnt cristian is an atheist. 
they were probably communist too.

Do you ever notice how Marie goes into an incoherent rant, and 
then reposts below with more incoherent ranting, then reposts, 
and reposts again? What a little tantrum thrower. Who taught her 
how to type, what is their address? I want to shoot them for 
crimes against humanity.

Blah, blah, blah....sputter - puke. Atheism sucks as well! 
Everything blows chunks! The Taliban where hardly atheist!

Lets blame it on Merlyn...hehehehe...he can't be home yet!

Happy New Year and best wishes. Keyword: Hope...for the new year.

What are peoples opinion on the abortion issue? Should the fetus 
be aborted?

(AND YES, I AM AWARE THAT I SHOULD HAVE BEEN ABORTED SO PLEASE 
REFRAIN FROM THAT OBVIOUS JOKE)

om/cf: Just as you scan through the British websites on 
occasion, I do the same with the American ones. LOL! Thanks for 
those earlier references btw. Thought it was a specific article 
on the Haven you were refering to previously, but looking 
through as you say, there's plenty to read! Thanks again. Out of 
curiosity I'd been accessing

http://www.bushcountry.org

now and again. Unsurprisingly it's from the Christian-right 
perspective, plenty on the War on Terror etc. Under 'Recent 
News', whilst Bush got the 'Most admired Man of 2002' he was 
outdone by Hilary Clinton who was voted 'Most admired Woman of 
2002'..AND..'Most Corrupt' person of 2002. Not bad! Tony Blair's 
only just ahead of Henry Kissinger in the popularity stakes. 
LOL! The site's articles expressing outrage on matters sexual 
are all the more funny because they're not meant to be. There 
was one article in that vain about a "surprisingly popular" 
vibrating Harry Potter Broomstick toy, said in all 
seriousness..and a matter which I think I'll leave there!

Everyman: The attack in Yemen was certainly a cowardly one. In 
reality of course nothing's fair in Love or War. Perhaps "All's 
fair" should be more like "That's just the way it is..in love 
and war"...

Merlyn: As you know I prefer to stay out of religious matters 
as "faith" is such a personal thing to so many people. The thing 
is with "faith" is that ultimately it can't be proved one way or 
the other. It is simply a matter of one 'believing' something to 
be true. Who am I therefore, to say that whatever it is that 
someone believes in, is either true or not? In matters of faith, 
I try not to get involved. As far as I'm concerned in regards to 
expressing your views on Druidry, as you're aware, I've never 
once made a derogatory comment about it because I know it's 
something that's dear to you and I respect that. We've all got 
minds of our own, and we all pick and choose which things we 
wish to take on board. I'd picked up early that you were always 
willing to meet me at least halfway if we two differed on any 
one issue, which I respect also. I'd like to think I do the 
same, but that's perhaps not for me to say.

Can I also say no explanations are needed sir!, although the 
sentiment is appreciated. People should have the right to 
express their views and equally other posters should have the 
right to challenge them, should they be moved to do so.

With all this talk of 'rael' politics, relativism and the 
changing of goal posts it's difficult to know what to think. It 
doesn't do much for morale to know that previous administrations 
in both our countries have provided solace, military supplies 
and knowhow to Hussein during his war with Iran, that could very 
well..be used on our own troops. I'm not sure what Donald 
Rumsfeld must be thinking right now. I wouldn't want to be in 
his shoes. I suppose he could have thrown his hands in the air 
and simply run for cover, but he's stayed on to try to 'resolve' 
things, in his own way. It's all about brinkmanship right now 
one supposes. I know the U.S.A. has had a proud record of 
military self-sacrifice thoughout it's 200+ year history. I 
simply hope that for those that maybe directly effected, that 
they still feel this to be true and that the sacrifice in human 
lives is worth it. We both know, it's not me or you or Donald 
Rumsfeld who'll be in the firing line. The U.S. and/or any 
coalition would certainly win, no doubt. I'm just concerned 
about loosing the peace afterwards. But hell...what do I know! 
Anyway, keep well and the best to you also. May check back in on 
Superbowl Sunday/Monday.

Marie: First off, a Happy New Year to you! I've seen it's been 
snowing pretty hard in many parts of the U.S.. Bing Crosby gets 
it right once in a while I guess. 

Knowing as I do those who write to this board have either been 
in the military or know someone who is, I can appreciate their 
viewpoint of not being 'weak-kneed' when it comes to military 
action. They're trained to do a job, and that's what they'll do. 
If I was in your position or serving myself, I'd most probably 
be more forthright also. I've no wish to appear gung-ho because 
I'm well aware that it's not me that has anything to loose. I'm 
just 'writing' to a message board. But if you have any views on 
my post to Merlyn regarding Iraq, I'd certainly be interested to 
hear them.         

I was up all night and still cant sleep.  Lots of good company, 
fun, etc.  What did the rest of you cretins do?  Los Lobos was 
flying to Arabia for some fun and polliwog was getting his frog 
ass sucked.  Hope we will keep the board as wonderful as ever.  
Glad to see no catastrope for the new year's eve.




Above five line posting in accordance with board rules.

What are peoples opinion on the abortion issue? Should the fetus 
be aborted?
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Im hung to the roof today and wish I was aborted!!! After 
some 'hair of the dog' and a good upchuckage, I don't like 
abortion. I'll only comment on abortion in the U.S. Every life 
is precious, and their are plenty of potential adoptive parents 
who often travel around the world to find a newborn baby to 
complete their family. In the case of rape or such, its the 
womans choice. It should not be used to erase an 'ooopsie'!

I AM AMAZED AT THE SHEER STUPIDITY OF MUSLIMS. THEY IS SAYING 
THAT TO UNDERSTAND THE DEMONIC  QU(EE)RAN  ONE HAS TO SPEAK  AR
(SE)ABIC  OR THE LOWLY PAKI LANGUAGE UndeRpant DU (URDU). WELL 
GUESS WHAT MUSSIE BONZOS; THERE ARE SO MANY WESTERN SCHOLARS WHO 
SPEAK AND WRITE  AR(SE)ABIC  MUCH BETTER THAN THE  MORON  NATIVE 
SPEAKING FAGGOTS.

WHAT DID THEY FIND:

1)QU(EE)RAN IS A COCKTAIL OF TEXTS THAT WERE NOT ALL UNDERSTOOD 
EVEN AT THE TIME OF MOO-HAM-MAD AND ACCORDING TO GERD-R PUIN(A 
FAMOUS ORIENTALIST)  Many of them may even be a hundred years 
older than Islam itself. Even within the Islamic traditions 
there is a huge body of contradictory information, including a 
significant Christian substrate; one can derive a whole Islamic 
anti-history from them if one wants!"

2)ISLAM EMBRACES SLAVERY; ACCORDING TO ORIENTALIST (S.P. 
Tolstov)  "Islam was a social-religious movement originating in 
the slave-owning, not feudal, form of Arab society     in the 
Middle Ages Islam was merely an off-shoot of Arianism evoked by 
a meteorological event in the Red Sea area near Mecca." 


3)QU(EE)RAN IS FULL OF STARK AND CLEAR  CONTRADICTIONS  WHICH 
MOO-HAM-MAD ANTICIPATED CRITICISM AND DEFENDED HIMSELF BY 
SAYING  "God doth blot out / Or confirm what He pleaseth" :-) 
ACTUALLY  TO ANYONE THE CONFUSING LITERARY STATE OF THE QU(EE)
RAN IS A PROOF OF ITS HUMAN ORIGIN.
 
4)QU(EE)RAN  IS INCOMPREHENSIBLE: ACCORDING TO GERD-R 
PUIN   .Muslim scholars themselves were fastidiously cataloguing 
the problematic aspects of the Koran -- unfamiliar vocabulary, 
seeming omissions of text, grammatical incongruities, deviant 
readings,   The Koran claims for itself that it is 'mubeen,' 
or 'clear,  But if you look at it, you will notice that every 
fifth sentence or so simply doesn't make sense. Many Muslims 
will tell you this in secret ;the fact is that a fifth of the 
Koranic text is just incomprehensible   This is what has caused 
the traditional anxiety, regarding translation. If the Koran is 
not comprehensible -- if it can't even be understood in Arabic --
 then it's not translatable .. And since the Koran claims 
repeatedly to be clear but obviously is not -- as even speakers 
of Arabic will tell you -- there is a contradiction  . 


5)QU(EE)RAN  WAS RECITED ORALLY UNTIL WRITTEN BY THE END OF THE 
8TH CENTURY FROM DODGY FRAGMENTS AND INCOMPLETE INCOMPREHENSIBLE 
MEMORISED  VERSES  ; ACCORDING TO GERD-R PUIN     the Koran 
evolved only gradually in the seventh and eighth centuries,  The 
reason that no Islamic source material from the first century or 
so of Islam has survived, Puin concluded, is that it never 
existed! 

6) ADDED TO THE ABOVE POINTS THE MUSLUMS  ZEAL IN TERRORISING 
ANY FREE-THINKING AND ENLIGHTENED INDIVIDUAL THAT MAY CHALLENGE 
THE INACCURATE FALLIBLE KORAN AS SALMAN RUSHDIE KNOW TOO WELL, 
HAS RENDERED TO SECRECY MANY OF THE WORLDWIDE SCHOLARS  RESEARCH 
ON THE FRAGMENTED QU(EE)RAN!

SO DO YOU SEE MUSLIMS THIS IS YOUR LATEST HUMILIATION YES! 
WESTERNERS ARE NOW UNDERSTANDING YOUR MAN-MADE AND FALLIBLE QU
(EE)RAN MUCH MORE THAN YOU EVER DID OR WILL EVER DO. 

DO NOT BE SURPRISED THEN WHEN YOU[MUSLIMS] WAKE UP ONE DAY TO 
FIND ALL THE FALLACIES OF  QU(EE)RAN DOCUMENTED CLEAR AND 
ARTICULATE INFRONT OF ALL THE WORLD; CLEAR ENOUGH FOR YOUR 
INFERIOR BRAINS TO COMPREHEND! THEN IT WILL BE IN YOUR HANDS 
WHETHER TO FOLLOW YOUR MAN-MADE STORIES (THE QU(EE)RAN) OR WAKE 
UP FROM YOUR SPIRITUAL SUICIDE!!

I think, osama and followers need to be smitten. they need to 
be hospitilised in to a psychiatric unit. ARRRRRRR!!! POOR 
FELLOWS!!!! anyway have u thought of shaving your beard yet 
laden???? because you need to!!!!!! 
anyway, hope u get caught some time.

P.S.- OSAMA if your so keen to die, why dont you come out and 
face it. 

you must be getting really hungry by now, eating the same 
thing, cheese and bread, poor thing, your shriveled up stomach  
ayyyy. bye ladenish!!!

All the evil will go away someday for us. As for all the ugly 
towl heads it will not. nomatter how far you think you can run 
we the united are right behind you. We are eveyware. We are the 
nation of power. So for all the times your streets run red just 
look up to the sky and remember september 11, because that date 
will remember you for the rest of eveybodys life.

The only thing worse than this damn board is seeing it double!
But hell the women were well worth it. 

Om/cf.. I heard that. The issue of cloning is...I say well, 
prove it! Frankly I don't have to buy into any of what they 
claim. It could all be just pure bull shit, and in fact the more 
this unfolds, the more like bull shit it is.  
  
Arnold..
  Yup, it isnt just Dogma, the Quran is a real pile of absolute 
shit! and the Muslim religion is based on what is in fact 
anyones guess as to what it means. You all know my views on 
religion anyway, but in fact all you have to do to be a Muslim 
is band over! five times a day. Oh yea, you gotta wear a stupid 
rag on your head too. I'm sure they will add that you have to be 
stupid enough to buy into that idea about being a scum bucket in 
order to go to Muslim paradise. The Bible really is something 
you can derive meanings from, but that Quran is just hate, spite 
and more self pity than anything I have ever seen. Yes you are 
correct, they have just opened up the whole world to 
interpreting it and in doing so they have started reformation of 
the Muslim faith. What gets me is the "you can kill in the name 
of Allah, as long as it's not a muslim you kill" and be 
gauranteed a place in the Muslim Valhallah. What a crock of 
Dogma shit!

U.K.Citizen..
  Yea it is definatly not the easy road to discuss all the 
facets of religion, but you know it is a study that is part of 
my path, and everyones opinion is as importnat as any history. 
It is these views that matter. I don't blame anyone for not 
wanting to discuss it, but it has come to war, and I refuse to 
sit silent about it. The longer this goes on the more I am 
finding the truth is that Muhammed was a real cock sucker of a 
Bigot and mostly because he was surrounded by same. I have no 
pity for any of them, as anyone can see. Jews were the center of 
the last world war, and are once again right in the middle of 
it. You have to see this for what it is, and realize the Jews 
are no better than the Muslims in this war. All religion aside 
it is my point that religion isn't realy as much the issue as 
just plain Bigotry is. But I realize religion and bigotry go 
hand in hand. 

Shit Ball...
  Well the name fits LOL! what more can I say. Now that I think 
about it that name is one you got from me early on, truth 
stranger than fiction as usual. But yes I wouldn't want to 
dissapoint you! But you have to ask Marie for the blow. 

Now I have to get some fucking sleep, I was up all night 
supporting Jack Daniels and the local Billards bar "fast 
Eddie's" I'm not going to spell check this...it just wouldn't be 
right. 

ALL OF YOU IDOUT PALISTINIANS I KNOW ALOT MORE ABOUT THE FUTURE 
US ENVOLVEMENT IN THE WAR ON TERORISM. PALESTIEN IS ABOUT TO 
FALL SO YOU BETTER RUN FOR YOUR BUKERS VERY SOON THAT IS ALL I 
CAN SAY WITHOUT BEING COURT MARSHALED BUT I PROMISE YOU ISREAL 
WILL STAND THEY ARE GOD'S CHOSEN PEOPLE. THE US WILL NOT STAND 
FOR THE DESTRUCTION OF ISREAL AND EVERYONE KNOWS PALESTIEN IS NO 
MATCH FOR OUR FORCES IT WILL END 3 TIME FASTER THAN DESERT STORM 
WHICH I SERVED PROUDLY IN. I FLEW A F22 LIGHTNING AND I LOVED 
WATHING MY SMART BOMBS DESTROY MY TARGETS.BUT BE NOT DECIEVED 
WW3 IS UPON US AND THE USA AND UNITED NATIONS WILL PREVAIL 
VICTORIOS.

ALL OF YOU IDOUT PALISTINIANS I KNOW ALOT MORE ABOUT THE FUTURE 
US ENVOLVEMENT IN THE WAR ON TERORISM. PALESTIEN IS ABOUT TO 
FALL SO YOU BETTER RUN FOR YOUR BUKERS VERY SOON THAT IS ALL I 
CAN SAY WITHOUT BEING COURT MARSHALED BUT I PROMISE YOU ISREAL 
WILL STAND THEY ARE GOD'S CHOSEN PEOPLE. THE US WILL NOT STAND 
FOR THE DESTRUCTION OF ISREAL AND EVERYONE KNOWS PALESTIEN IS NO 
MATCH FOR OUR FORCES IT WIL

ALL OF YOU IDOUT PALISTINIANS I KNOW ALOT MORE ABOUT THE FUTURE 
US ENVOLVEMENT IN THE WAR ON TERORISM. PALESTIEN IS ABOUT TO 
FALL SO YOU BETTER RUN FOR YOUR BUKERS VERY SOON THAT IS ALL I 
CAN SAY WITHOUT BEING COURT MARSHALED BUT I PROMISE YOU ISREAL 
WILL STAND THEY ARE GOD'S CHOSEN PEOPLE. THE US WILL NOT STAND 
FOR THE DESTRUCTION OF ISREAL AND EVERYONE KNOWS PALESTIEN IS NO 
MATCH FOR OUR FORCES IT WILL END 3 TIME FASTER THAN DESERT STORM 
WHICH I SERVED PROUDLY IN. I FLEW A F22 LIGHTNING AND I LOVED 
WATHING MY SMART BOMBS DESTROY MY TARGETS.BUT BE NOT DECIEVED 
WW3 IS UPON US AND THE USA AND UNITED NATIONS WILL PREVAIL 
VICTORIOS.

ALL OF YOU IDOUT PALISTINIANS I KNOW ALOT MORE ABOUT THE FUTURE 
US ENVOLVEMENT IN THE WAR ON TERORISM. PALESTIEN IS ABOUT TO 
FALL SO YOU BETTER RUN FOR YOUR BUKERS VERY SOON THAT IS ALL I 
CAN SAY WITHOUT BEING COURT MARSHALED BUT I PROMISE YOU ISREAL 
WILL STAND THEY ARE GOD'S CHOSEN PEOPLE. THE US WILL NOT STAND 
FOR THE DESTRUCTION OF ISREAL AND EVERYONE KNOWS PALESTIEN IS NO 
MATCH FOR OUR FORCES IT WILL END 3 TIME FASTER THAN DESERT STORM 
WHICH I SERVED PROUDLY IN. I FLEW A F22 LIGHTNING AND I LOVED 
WATHING MY SMART BOMBS DESTROY MY TARGETS.BUT BE NOT DECIEVED 
WW3 IS UPON US AND THE USA AND UNITED NATIONS WILL PREVAIL 
VICTORIOS.

ALL OF YOU IDOUT PALISTINIANS I KNOW ALOT MORE ABOUT THE FUTURE 
US ENVOLVEMENT IN THE WAR ON TERORISM. PALESTIEN IS ABOUT TO 
FALL SO YOU BETTER RUN FOR YOUR BUKERS VERY SOON THAT IS ALL I 
CAN SAY WITHOUT BEING COURT MARSHALED BUT I PROMISE YOU ISREAL 
WILL STAND THEY ARE GOD'S CHOSEN PEOPLE. THE US WILL NOT STAND 
FOR THE DESTRUCTION OF ISREAL AND EVERYONE KNOWS PALESTIEN IS NO 
MATCH FOR OUR FORCES IT WILL END 3 TIME FASTER THAN DESERT STORM 
WHICH I SERVED PROUDLY IN. I FLEW A F22 LIGHTNING AND I LOVED 
WATHING MY SMART BOMBS DESTROY MY TARGETS.BUT BE NOT DECIEVED 
WW3 IS UPON US AND THE USA AND UNITED NATIONS WILL PREVAIL 
VICTORIOS.

Well, it is kind of what I have been expecting. The build up of 
forces in the gulf is way out of line just to whack Saddam, it 
is pretty obvious that there is another goal. Despite my 
feelings I do agree we must stand by Israel. Sometimes you have 
to make decisions you don't want to make, but enough is enough 
and they just won't stop until we do what we must to stop them. 

aviator not aviater u lying pussy, what will u be tonight a 
spase man. 

I FLEW A F22 LIGHTNING AND I LOVED 
WATHING MY SMART BOMBS DESTROY MY TARGETS.
_________________________________________________

You did? Really? WOW! LOL, are you sure it wasn't a F/A-22 
Raptor? Did you get a purple heart for blistering your thumbs on 
your joystick?

I've got 'Bush country' in favorites somewhere! LOL! I've 
visited it twice I think and have made all these favorites 
folders so I'd be able to find sites quickly. I can't find shit, 
its like organizing the desk at work - it seemed like a good 
idea at the time.

If Shrillery or Lieberman, who sounds as if he is in constant 
unbearable pain when he speaks, is elected in 2004 Im coming to 
the U.K. and claiming political refugee status! Or 
Canada....better fishing but way too many numbskulls.

Even after tragedy, missionaries fight fear with faith 

By Kara Patterson 
Post-Crescent staff writer

APPLETON - For Southern Baptist missionary and frequent Fox 
Valley church guest speaker Kathleen Gariety, the Yemeni people 
were her life. 

In a country where faith-based conversations between Muslims and 
Christians can be illegal, Gariety, a Milwaukee native, learned 
Arabic. 

On Monday, Gariety and two other medical missionaries were 
killed by a gunman who fired into a meeting room of the Yemeni 
Baptist hospital in Jibla, where Gariety, 53, had worked as a 
supply manager. 

Fox Valley area Christians with overseas missions experience say 
violence is a real, though somewhat rare, possibility. 

"She realized there was danger there, but it really was never in 
the forefront of her mind," said the Rev. Larry Creamer of 
Appleton s Valley Baptist Church, a congregation that saw 
Gariety speak in person. "She was focused on why she was there, 
which was trying to make the world a better place."
_________________________________________________________________
___

Yet another helping Christian gunned down by a Islamic nutzoid 
babbling on about Allah and cleansing. Why are these 
missionaries not trained and armed before heading off to Sand 
Hell?? "God helps those that help themselves."

you don't want a clone.  If you saw what they're like you'd be 
beside yourself.         
                   

Many of those who died in the twin towers were not in every sense
'innocent' either. Through poverty, starvation, lack of
education, IMF Structural Adjustment Programmes and sanctions,
economic warfare is killing millions of people every year. The
World Bank and IMF have been beating the South back into the
stone age for decades now and the financial speculators in the
World Trade Centre (The One World Financial Centre) must bear
some responsibility for helping enforce this cowardly New
Financial Order of death by debt. Yes, many of those who died in
New York were responsible for reinforcing grotesque opulence in
the west and grinding poverty in the South. Spending, that is
gambling, vast sums of money on whatever will generate a profit,
anywhere in the world, regardless of the human consequences

Isn't it kind of a faith? (Hate to bring that into this) but 
let's just look at it for a minute. Using money is indeed taking 
advantage of the paper resource. Perhapse a stab to even 
have "in God we trust" written on the dollar, as if we can 
intrust his judgment to our money. 
  But I think it really is more akin to slavery. The using of 
others resource to make a profit in paper and then forever 
reaping it away from those who really work for it. 
  Then we saw the big business pull the rug out from under the 
stock market. Making it hard if not impossable for the middle 
class to invest and even make a modest profit. But more 
importantly it will cause a devistating affect to the business 
looking for investment capital. Thus keeping small business from 
getting big. 
  But then it does have a positive side. It will encourage many 
to stop taking the easy road. It will also make may more prone 
to keep their invested cash close to home and not invest it in 
business that is giving jobs away to foreign countries in order 
to reap a profit. 
  Let's even look at a simpler example, "Made in Korea" should 
we put that on the dollar instead? LOL!! Every one has a choice, 
not to buy the cheap product that is the result of this very 
thing. It is to endorse slavery of this kind every time we do. 
And to this point is also gasoline, cheaper here than anywhere 
else, for the same reasons. 
  

I am compiling a list of emergency telephone numbers in each 
country of the world that could summon an ambulance in the case 
of a medical emergency. Does Iran have such a number like the 
999 service of the UK? If so does it cover the whole country or 
are their different numbers in different areas?

John Dale
www.fiestauk.homestead.com/ambulancenumbers.html

This religious shit that you believe might make you reaching for 
a towel to dry off all that semen destined for the gutter or it 
might make you think you're self-righteous or maybe both but I 
say fuck off! You believe shit. F-22's rule. I drive one 
regularly and I vomited purple hearts this morning. You should 
all grow up. I think you are shallow and opinionated. You see I 
don't take sides I simply challenge someone to stake a claim for 
original thought and not be so biased by their own inherent 
sense of powerlessness: yes, the veneer runs that thin with your 
grandiose, taunting claptrap. I am puking now ... puke ... 
puke .. (I earn more than you) .. puke .. puke (fucking college 
shit or something) .. puke ..puke ... later 

I'll second that and ...BARFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!! you one up!
Chunky!!  (but I earn more than U) ($82.00 per hour) Puke puke!!

"This religious shit that you believe might make you reaching 
for 
a towel to dry off all that semen destined for the gutter or it 
might make you think you're self-righteous or maybe both but I 
say fuck off! You believe shit."

"I think you are shallow and opinionated." 
=====================================

HAHAHA! Thats some funny shit. The pot calling the kettle black?

Just want to know if your first name is "Coby".  You remind me 
very much of someone I was in the Air Force with.  You probably 
aren't him, but I would like to know...just in case.

lmao

Iraqi brigades recentlly training in urban warfare around 
baghdad.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,74482,00.html
     (I have a few aliens and a clone of my ex wife I can sell)
I would have thought they would welcome and even have made way 
to prove their rediculous claims. But no, they are full of shit. 

There goes terry rockefeller and all those stupid broads to 
give aid and comfort to the enemy. The do gooders deserve what 
they get for being so damn stupid.

No, I'm not Coby.  I was in the Air Force when I was but a lad, 
however.     
                  

Jesse James cant spel

Is this bunch one of those willing human sheild groups heading 
for Iraq? Take a bomb for Saddam! Fuckin' whacko's. 

Yep, its probably b.s., more like a free publicity stunt. The 
whole cloning thing makes me uneasy, there are things science 
should not fool with IMHO.

happy 2003 my cunts, just getting over the hangouver........

I'll second that and ...BARFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!! you one up!
Chunky!!  (but I earn more than U) ($82.00 per hour) Puke puke!!
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Is that a fact? :) hehe. The IT industry is well fucked these 
days. I don't earn THAT much but shit if I would pay a druid 82 
bucks/hour to spout crap at R U MY CUNT? which noone fucking 
reads or cares about.

You didn't address what I was saying - say something new, 
something that intrigues - or barf me up before breakfast.

happy 2003 my cunts, just getting over the hangouver........
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I wish you the very happiest of new years. However I am not your 
cunt - you are my blow job. Thanks! That was sweet. Wipe it off 
for me too. Mmmmm! Dig the way you give head. Bye the way I love 
you bitch.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/2625981.stm

http://yonkis.ya.com/demonia.htm

200,000+ to invade Iraq and control Bahgdad and all major Iraqi 
cities within a week and slap Syria senseless while fighting off 
waves of Islamikazi freelancers from all over the middle east. 
Soon there will be 4 Aircraft carrier battle groups in position. 
It seems like a done deal; I hope its done right. No fuckin' 
mercy shown. They want to kill westerners one by one with 
terrorism? Let us kill them and pile bodies as high as a fucking 
mountain! Its past time a stern message is sent to these big 
mouthed Mullahs and resonates through the Saudi Madressas, where 
they teach pure hatred of non-Muslims (Jews and Christians are 
monkeys and pigs in Saudi school textbooks), indeed a message 
the whole Islamic world can get through thier brainwashed 
skulls...this is where this current Islamic shit started. This 
is where the shit stops. 

Thanks for the holiday greetings sir . Don't come around 
these here parts much anymore----ah, but when I do, 'tis 
good to see a friend again.

I wish you the best for this new year----and hope it is better 
and brighter than the past year for you and all the others 
here (om/cf , Everyman ,  Facts Finder  , etc.)------ 
HEY--EAGLE EYE_____this includes you !!

U.K.Citizen------ take care.  See ya latter. (maybe 'ver the 
weekend). Spy

http://www.usatoday.com/news/world/2003-01-03-us-pakistan_x.htm
  
U.S. says it reserves right to HUNT al-Qaeda in Pakistan

KABUL, Afghanistan (AP) - The U.S. military said Friday it 
reserves the right to pursue fleeing al-Qaeda and Taliban 
fighters into Pakistan after an American soldier was wounded at 
the border earlier this week. 

While American officials have said before they might chase enemy 
fighters "in hot pursuit" into Pakistan, until now they have 
pledged to do so only as a last resort and with the consent of 
Pakistani authorities. 

Friday's declaration came as thousands of Islamic hard-liners 
rallied in Pakistan's major cities to protest a possible war on 
Iraq and Pakistan's cooperation with the United States. 

"We do reserve the right to go after them and pursue them and 
that is something that Pakistan is aware of," said U.S. military 
spokesman Maj. Stephen Clutter. "In hot pursuit, we're going to 
chase down the bad 
guys".

We should conquer Saudi Arabia and pump enough oil to pay for 
the costs of 9-11 and the ensuing war on terror. Also, round up 
their devil-spawn in the USA and ship them back to their 
cesspool of a country. Then shut down all of their 
miscreant "charities" and imprison all players who were 
tangentially involved in supporting terror -- by OUR f*cking 
definition, BTW. All who are found to have been directly and 
overtly involved in supporting terror are tried by US Military 
tribunal and upon conviction, hanged, preferably by the entrails 
of a freshly slaughtered pig. Finally, bulldoze EVERY Mosque in 
the country, and mix the rubble with pig fat and urine. Then 
turn the country over to a western-oriented democratic 
governmental apparatus. Give them a copy of the Magna Carta and 
the US Constitution. That's all. Would you support me if I ran 
for President of the United States?

NO I DON'T SUPPORT DUMB ASS HILLBILLIES.

Good. I'll count on your vote. In the meantime you may want to 
consider joining the pity party in Iraq. It'll be like summer 
camp...Camp Kissaurassgoodbya. Hobnobbing with some the 
BRIGHTEST bulbs on the planet! Sean Penn and Patty Murray can be 
the camp counselors! Patty will explain why Saddam is such a 
wonderfull humanitarian. This will be a target rich environment. 
The more, the merrier. Two birds with one stone....."welcome to 
the party, pal."


Iraq lines up 100 000 human shields for war

January 04 2003 at 01:37PM
 
Baghdad - Iraq is preparing to take in thousands of people from 
across the world who have offered to be used as "human shields" 
against a US-led war, an official newspaper reported on Saturday.

Al-Qadissiyah quoted former Jordanian MP Mansur Murad, who has 
been campaigning for volunteers, as saying some 100 000 people 
had already come forward.

However, the daily gave no dates for the arrival of the 
volunteers, nor their exact numbers.

Iraqi Deputy Prime Minister Tareq Aziz said on Thursday the 
regime backed the human shield volunteers.

"Resistance to the United States concerns not only Iraqis but 
the Arab nation and the free countries of the world," he said.

Meanwhile, the Iraqi News Agency reported from Paris that a 
group of French "peace volunteers" would arrive in Baghdad 
shortly at the initiative of the Franco-Iraqi friendship 
association run by Gilles Munier. - Sapa-AFP 

http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?
click_id=123&art_id=qw104167692047B262&set_id=1

Here is a link for any potential Iraqi human shield wannabe's to 
sign up for duty.

http://iraqpeaceteam.org/

Remember, stand close together, bombs are expensive. Waste not, 
want not.

the most valuable secrets of shuruppak and immortality are being 
sought after by the U.S.

We need a new smart bomb that can be used for this war. One that 
is designed to find and destroy Mullas. It just has to be tuned 
to home in on the certan words in Islamic "the great and pitiful 
Allalalalalalah". But that may take some time. Until then we 
just have to aim at those pointy topped round roofs, the ones on 
the mosques. Oh yea. 

Finding out that we had no intrest in invading North Korea, they 
immediatly had to prove that they indeed were an evil axis and 
proved it by showing the world that Bush could count on them to 
be Evil! If that wasn't Evil enough than they were going to go 
ahead and be more Evil! I guess they have a reputation to uphold 
LOL!


http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,74606,00.html

Proposition: Kill all Muslims.
Result: No more Al Quaeda or whatever the fuck it is.
Conclusion: It WOULD work.
Afterthought: Genocide on a mass scale is fun!
Relax, I'm only kidding! :) Naturally, I would not want to see 
that many people dead. Is there any way we could develop a 
genetic test for potential Al Quaeda members? We could just kill 
those.

Dear Mr Saddam Hussein,

If you're reading this (which I sincerely doubt) then I too have 
been impressed by the way you fire a rifle into the air. 
Practice firing it with your feet at least 5x a day why don't 
ya? They might call you a sort of Hemingway of the Gulf. 

love,

dead dude

When men were men and another man fucked his bitch - he'd kill 
the bitch, killed the guy who fucked his bitch very slowly so 
that it was long drawn out agony and then would fuck off to 
another country asap. Border guards caught oblivious. He'd also 
rob a few people to fund his escape - killing them if he felt 
like it. I mean what the fuck, he had nothing to lose. I don't 
really know why I said that, it just seemed appropriate.

http://www.imra.org.il/story.php3?id=15161

Oh, those peacefull Islamic religious leaders. You are absolutly 
right, at some point Islam must change and make a move away from 
the 6th century radicalism or become extinct. I have yet to 
hear, or hear of such incitement to violence, hatred and bigotry 
preached in any Christian church.

Did you recently catch another bloke boning your old lady?

Saddam Hussein was sitting in his office wondering whom to 
invade next when his telephone rang. "Hallo?" 

Mr. Hussein!" a heavily accented voice said. "This is Paddy down 
at the Harp Pub in County Sligo, Ireland. I am ringing to inform 
you that we are officially declaring war on you!" 
"Well, Paddy," Saddam replied, "This is indeed important news! 
How big is your army?" "Right now?" l Said Paddy, after a 
moment's calculation l "There is myself, my cousin Sean, my next 
door neighbour Seamus, and the entire dart team from the pub. 
That makes eight!" 

Saddam paused. "I must tell you, Paddy that I have one million 
men in my army waiting to move on my command." 

"Begorra!" said Paddy. "I'll have to ring you back!" 

Sure enough, the next day, Paddy called again. "Mr. Hussein, the 
war is still on! We have managed to acquire some infantry 
equipment!" "And what equipment would that be, Paddy?" Saddam 
asked. 

"Well, we have two combines, a bulldozer, and Murphy's farm 
tractor." 

Saddam sighed. "I must tell you, Paddy, that I have 16,000 tanks 
and14,000 armoured personnel carriers. Also, I've increased my 
army to 1-1/2 million since we last spoke." 

"Saints preserve us!" said Paddy. "I'll have to get back to 
you." 

Sure enough, Paddy rang again the next day. "Mr. Hussein, the 
war is still on! We have managed to get ourselves airborne! 
We've modified Harrigan's ultra-light with a couple of shotguns 
in the cockpit, and four boys from the Shamrock Pub have joined 
us as well!" 

Saddam was silent for a minute and then cleared his throat. "I 
must tell you, Paddy, that I have 10,000 bombers and 20,000 
fighter planes. My military complex is surrounded by laser-
guided, surface-to-air missile sites. And since we last spoke, 
I've increased my army to TWO MILLION!" 

"Jesus, Mary, and Joseph!" said Paddy, "I'll have to ring you 
back." 

Sure enough, Paddy called again the next day. "Top o' the 
mornin', Mr. Hussein! I am sorry to tell you that we have had to 
call off the war." 

"I'm sorry to hear that," said Saddam. "Why the sudden change of 
heart?" 

"Well," said Paddy, "we've all had a long chat over a bunch of 
pints, and decided there's no way we can feed two million 
prisoners." 

Dude are you going to make me scroll to find out what you and 
Merlyn posted? lol. I dont know about it! Or if I did I forgot!
Anyway Merry Christmas to you too! And a Prosperious New Year 
also!!!  

I am Breatheless with Anticipation!!!!!

I'll have the keg ready, shrimp & Steak on the barbq and all at 
the cyber living room. 

Merlyn: My last reply to you, wasn't some devious ploy to try to 
lull you into changing your opinion on Jews and Moslems. I 
simply don't like to get embroiled in religious arguments if I 
can avoid it. It's not a topic I have a particular interest in. 
I'm just basically re-affirming my own position on religion and 
religious/spiritual people for my own sake as much as anything 
else! It's just my own way of approaching the subject.

Anyway that aside, I'm quite sure 10 years from now the Jews and 
Arabs will still be fighting, and I do agree that it's hard to 
distinguish between plain bigotry and religious differences 
anymore.

om/cf: I knew you'd won the lottery...how else could anyone run 
for high office nowadays, especially as an independant?! 

Bushcountry, small Web huh! LOL!..yeah and these damned 
computers seem to 'organize' at their convenience not ours.

Btw, as much as your U.K. residency would be welcomed, I'd 
probably advise Canada, because if it doesn't stop raining here 
anytime soon, it'll be the fish that have us on the menu...

Spy: Thanks v/much for the best wishes, and I certainly do echo 
those sentiments. It's good hearing from you once again.

Baring in mind my views I'd stated to Merlyn and Marie regarding 
Iraq and the possibly imminent involvement of U.S./coalition 
troops in combat, and, in addition to your President's pep talk 
to the troops the other day, how do you assess the probability 
of a war occuring anytime soon? I hasten to add that if war's 
not a subject you like to discuss particularly, know that I do 
understand. It's not a big deal me asking, I'm just curious as 
to your view. Like you, I visit here increasingly rarely now, 
just to keep in touch mainly, but if your good self or anyone 
else posts I'll always try to reply at some stage at least..it 
just takes awhile nowadays! Anyhow, you take care Spy.


I'll scan the board if there are any replies and reply in turn 
just before the Superbowl, whenever that is.      

Nice and Quiet! Well till midnight of course. Poked my head out 
the door, heard something that sounded like "Nobody should have 
those type of weapons but the Military" sounds of gunfire 
somewhere and said I better get my little but back inside! 
Lasted only a few though. Other than that is was real quiet. 
Glad yours turned out nice as well!  

"Hello...HELLO! yes yes I'll hold...damn cell phone 
operators!..HELLO! Saddam?," "Yes Yasser what do you want and 
how much?" "This is NO time for jokes Saddam! WHAT IS BUSH DOING 
HERE!?! and why isn't he invading Iraq like he is supposed 
to?" "Oh.. that.. well. you see we have a little deal you know, 
kind of like with his father, it's a family thing" "What do you 
mean Saddam? Bush is making it very hard for me to do what 
little business I can and he is marching right up to my bagel 
stand demanding that I give him a list of all of my best 
men!!!" "Well I could send Colin Powel over to you, would you 
like..." "NO NO NOT COLIN POWELL!! I HATE THAT MAN AND HIS MAG 
LIGHT!" "Calm down Yasser Bush is just going to buy out...er 
occupy Pakistan for a while" "But how am I supposed to uphold my 
evil axis if I cannot even get young kids to commit suicide..er 
I mean defend the Hammas, I mean Islamic Jihad!!" "Now now 
Yasser my Egyptian friend, just sit tight, it is Syria Bush is 
interested in really, nothing to worry about" "What do you mean 
sit tight? I am reduced to a bagel stand next to the Kentucky 
fried goat! and they are putting in a super K-Mart right next 
door! Soon that Sharon will pave right over my bagel stand..er 
MY PALACE!!" "Well you know how these things go Yasser, it's all 
in who you know" "Saddam you are despicable and a traitor to the 
Islamic Jihad! and what is this I hear that Osama is here in 
Pakistan?? waht is going on???....Hello! HELLO!!!........Damn 
Cell phones" 

Marie: Hi there. LOL!! Don't worry, I'll try to get Spy to 
answer it! Thanks and take care.

Merlyn: Shall try and be there, trying to keep my eyes open most 
probably. Till then.. 

I wouldn't want to dissapoint anyone He he........ 

I think the super bowl is on January 26th but I will check to be 
sure

Did you recently catch another bloke boning your old lady?
============================================================
I don't have an *old lady* What made you think I did?

When men were men and another man fucked his bitch 
_______________________________

[Anyway that aside, I'm quite sure 10 years from now the Jews 
and Arabs will still be fighting, and I do agree that it's hard 
to distinguish between plain bigotry and religious differences 
anymore.]
   Not to worry, my Jews...er, views will not change.. Just how 
I put them to use.. any way.. Yes they will still fight, I can 
guess, like the Romans eventualy something will change, one way 
or another. The Jews have an uncanny way of surviving even the 
most unruly genocide. The Muslims have been at it a long time, 
but the Jews have them one up. The Jews have been at it longer 
and some of their forts date back some three thousand years or 
so having been rebuilt over and over. They realy never quit, 
unlike the Romans. So the Muslim reformation is to come at the 
hand of the very jihad bent maggots that contend they can over 
take the world!! LOL!! Truth stranger than fiction and the day 
yet to see the dawn. Just have to wait and see what happens now. 
I will just have to re cast now and see. so much has changed. 
many factors are intertwined and the plot just gets thicker. 
  A New Year Prediction is in order... just for the hell of it. 
           Take care.. 

http://twat.totallyfucking.us/twat-fatherland-B01.htm

Why?
Who am I?
What if there is no God?
I hope there is.
I feel hollow.
Please help me.
I want to believe.
I want the truth.
Is there a soul?
Please let there be a soul.
I am lost.
Confused.
I want to be happy.
I don't know.
I feel no worth.
Always tired.
Mentally exhausted.
Grasping for straws.
I fear non-existence.
Deaf ears everywhere.
What's wrong with me?
I feel alone.
Helpless.
Hopeless.
Sleep now.

Try green tea.

Dammit! I fell out of my fucking chair laughing again. (the seat 
belt didn't help, I'm gonna sue!) so I installed air bags on my 
computer for such a thing, and they failed to deploy, something 
about frontal impact they said! So now NHSTA is going to make 
manditory safety regulations for computers on the internet super 
highway and require safety equipment standard with all DELL, HP, 
APPLE and MICROSOFT computers. Operating cell phones while on 
the web will be illegal and it will be a $100,000.00 fine to 
drink and surf the web (DWS). (My real complaint is the 
breathalizer that will be attached to my keybord) And the 
internet police will be given full authority to seize your hard 
drive if you are caught exceeding the speed limit set at 25 BPM! 
This will make it so that AOL can catch up with the rest of the 
internet!

It's just a dream.............................................

Why was the bible written? For the creation of the church?, To 
control ancient violent man?, Is it the largest conspirecy ever 
produced? Yes.  Was it derived from fact? Yes and no, the truth 
is not so promising. Will the gods return? yes, but when? when 
jesus would refer to himself as the son of man, he was refering 
to primitive ape man homo-erectus, which evolved, until the 
divine splicing of genetics.

Robert Bowman flew 101 combat missions in Vietnam. He is presently (1998) bishop of the United Catholic Church in Melbourne Beach, FL. 

*Originally printed in The National Catholic Reporter, Oct. 2, 1998. The "Security" Charade by Robert Bowman If deceptions about terrorism go unchallenged, then the threat will continue until it destroys us. The truth is that none of our thousands of nuclear weapons can protect us from these threats. No Star Wars system no matter how technically advanced, no matter how many trillions of dollars are poured into it, can protect us from a nuclear weapon delivered in a sailboat or a Cessna or a suitcase or a Ryder rental truck. Not one weapon in our vast arsenal, not a penny of the $270 billion a year we spend on so-called defense can defend against a terrorist bomb. That is a military fact. As a retired lieutenant colonel and a frequent lecturer on national security issues, I have often quoted Psalm 33: "A king is not saved by his mighty army. A warrior is not saved by his great strength." The obvious reaction is, "Then what can we do?" Is there nothing we can do to provide security for our people?" There is. But to understand it requires that we know the truth about the threat. President Clinton did not tell the American people the truth about why we are the targets of terrorism when he explained why we bombed Afghanistan and Sudan. He said that we are a target because we stand for democracy, freedom, and human rights in the world. Nonsense! We are the target of terrorists because, in much of the world, our government stands for dictatorship, bondage, and human exploitation. We are the target of terrorists because we are hated. And we are hated because our government has done hateful things. In how many countries have agents of our government deposed popularly elected leaders and replaced them with puppet military dictators who were willing to sell out their own people to American multinational corporations?

We did it in Iran when the US Marines and the CIA deposed Mossadegh because he wanted to nationalize the oil industry. We replaced him with the Shah and armed, trained, and paid his hated Savak National Guard, which enslaved and brutalized the people of Iran, all to protect the financial interests of our oil companies. Is it any wonder that there are people in Iran who hate us? We did it in Chile. We did it in Vietnam. More recently, we tried to do it in Iraq.

And, of course, how many times have we done it in Nicaragua and all the other banana republics of Latin America? Time after time we have ousted popular leaders who wanted the riches of the land to be shared by the people who worked it. We replaced them with murderous tyrants who would sell out their own people so the wealth of the land could be taken out by the likes of Domino Sugar, Folgers, and Chiquita Banana.

In country after country, our government has thwarted democracy, stifled freedom, and trampled human rights. That's why it is hated around the world. And that's why we're the target of terrorists. People in Canada enjoy democracy, freedom, and human rights. So do the people of Norway and Sweden. Have you heard of Canadian embassies being bombed? Or Norwegian, or Swedish?

We are not hated because we practice democracy, value freedom, or uphold human rights. We are hated because our government denies these things to people in Third World countries whose resources are coveted by our multinational corporations. That hatred we have sown has come back to haunt us in the form of terrorism and, in the future, nuclear terrorism. Once the truth about why the threat exists is understood, the solution becomes obvious. We must change our ways. Getting rid of our nuclear weapons unilaterally if necessary will enhance our security. Drastically altering our foreign policy will ensure it. Instead of sending our sons and daughters around the world to kill Arabs so we can have the oil under their sand, we should send them to rebuild their infrastructure, supply clean water, and feed starving children. Instead of continuing to kill hundreds of Iraqui children every day with our sanctions, we should help Iraquis rebuild their electric power plants, their water treatment facilities, their hospitals, and all the things we have destroyed and prevented them from rebuilding. Instead of training terrorists and death squads, we should close the School of the Americas [Ft. Benning, GA.]. Instead of supporting insurrection, destabilization, assassination, and terror around the world, we should abolish the CIA and give money to relief agencies. In short, we should do good instead of evil. Who would try to stop us?

Who would hate us? Who would want to bomb us? That is the truth the American people need to hear.

Robert Bowman flew 101 combat missions in Vietnam. He is presently 
(1998) bishop of the United Catholic Church in Melbourne Beach, FL. 


*Originally printed in The National Catholic Reporter, Oct. 2, 1998. 
The "Security" Charade by Robert Bowman If deceptions about 
terrorism go unchallenged, then the threat will continue until 
it destroys us. The truth is that none of our thousands of 
nuclear weapons can protect us from these threats. 
No Star Wars system no matter how technically advanced, no 
matter how many trillions of dollars are poured into it, 
can protect us from a nuclear weapon delivered in a sailboat 
or a Cessna or a suitcase or a Ryder rental truck. Not one 
weapon in our vast arsenal, not a penny of the $270 billion 
a year we spend on so-called defense can defend against a 
terrorist bomb. That is a military fact. 
As a retired lieutenant colonel and a frequent lecturer on 
national security issues, I have often quoted Psalm 33: 
"A king is not saved by his mighty army. A warrior is not 
saved by his great strength." The obvious reaction is, "Then what 
can we do?" Is there nothing we can do to provide security for our 
people?" There is. But to understand it requires that we know the 
truth about the threat. President Clinton did not tell the American 
people the truth about why we are the targets of terrorism when 
he explained why we bombed Afghanistan and Sudan. He said that we 
are a target because we stand for democracy, freedom, and human 
rights in the world. Nonsense! We are the target of terrorists 
because, in much of the world, our government stands for 
dictatorship, bondage, and human exploitation. 

We are the target of terrorists because we are hated. And we are 
hated because our government has done hateful things. In how many 
countries have agents of our government deposed popularly elected 
leaders and replaced them with puppet military dictators who were 
willing to sell out their own people to American multinational 
corporations?

We did it in Iran when the US Marines and the CIA deposed 
Mossadegh because he wanted to nationalize the oil industry. 
We replaced him with the Shah and armed, trained, and paid his 
hated Savak National Guard, which enslaved and brutalized the 
people of Iran, all to protect the financial interests of our 
oil companies. Is it any wonder that there are people in Iran who 
hate us? We did it in Chile. We did it in Vietnam. More recently, 
we tried to do it in Iraq.

And, of course, how many times have we done it in Nicaragua and all 
the other banana republics of Latin America? Time after time we 
have ousted popular leaders who wanted the riches of the land to 
be shared by the people who worked it. We replaced them with 
murderous tyrants who would sell out their own people so the 
wealth of the land could be taken out by the likes of Domino Sugar,
Folgers, and Chiquita Banana.

In country after country, our government has thwarted democracy, 
stifled freedom, and trampled human rights. That's why it is 
hated around the world. And that's why we're the target of 
terrorists. People in Canada enjoy democracy, freedom, and human 
rights. So do the people of Norway and Sweden. Have you heard of 
Canadian embassies being bombed? Or Norwegian, or Swedish?

We are not hated because we practice democracy, value freedom, 
or uphold human rights. We are hated because our government 
denies these things to people in Third World countries whose 
resources are coveted by our multinational corporations. That 
hatred we have sown has come back to haunt us in the form of 
terrorism and, in the future, nuclear terrorism. Once the truth 
about why the threat exists is understood, the solution becomes 
obvious. We must change our ways. Getting rid of our nuclear 
weapons unilaterally if necessary will enhance our security. 
Drastically altering our foreign policy will ensure it. 
Instead of sending our sons and daughters around the world to 
kill Arabs so we can have the oil under their sand, we should 
send them to rebuild their infrastructure, supply clean water, 
and feed starving children. Instead of continuing to kill 
hundreds of Iraqui children every day with our sanctions, 
we should help Iraquis rebuild their electric power plants, 
their water treatment facilities, their hospitals, and all 
the things we have destroyed and prevented them from rebuilding. 
Instead of training terrorists and death squads, we should close 
the School of the Americas [Ft. Benning, GA.]. Instead of 
supporting insurrection, destabilization, assassination, and 
terror around the world, we should abolish the CIA and give 
money to relief agencies. In short, we should do good instead 
of evil. Who would try to stop us?

Who would hate us? Who would want to bomb us? 
That is the truth the American people need to hear.

Upon further review, Im not cutout for politics - way to honest 
and tempermental. Ditto for lawyering and selling used cars. 
Even local politics is a downer. A friend since childhood has 
been a local ward Alderman for about 12 years. He's a fulltime 
middle school teacher and spends an estimated 30 hours a week on 
aldermanic duties, for the grand sum of 100 dollars a week! 
Thats dedication! Constituants calling at 3am with emergencies 
such as "the neighbors dog is barking, what are YOU going to do 
about it"? 

___________________
because if it doesn't stop raining here 
anytime soon, it'll be the fish that have us on the menu...
_____________________________

LOL! Constant rain is very depressing. We recieved a couple of 
inches of snow yesterday, just enough to cover the crud and make 
the city look clean. Sadly, it will melt and the crud will still 
be there.

Take care, see ya at the SuperBowl party!

(hehehehe, the GreenBay Packers got toasted at home yesterday by 
the Atlanta Falcons....and Chicago Bears fans rejoice)

lets not forget that the US of A is the only country/ institution that has ever been found guilty of international terrorism (though they called it 'unlawful use of force') by an international court.

Even when counting 9-11 to al-Quaedas account, a theory which has yet to be hardened by proof, the USA is without doubt the single biggest International Terrorist by far. 

Youre living in a terrorist rogue State and youre not even realizing. Instead you prefer to believe you are the good guys and everyone who critizes you is the bad guy. 

I dont blame anyone, years of Hollywood propaganda *can* make decent men and women to narrowminded believers in the old good cowboy/bad indian story.   

I just hope enough Americans see the hypocrisy and ACT before this world slids back into the stone age.

war solves nothing

thats why you get war

so in gods name no war 

just back off then peace

too late, the war machine is turning, please move to iraq and 
feed some kid, or send 50% of your pay to an iraqi family.

well, its not just iraq you know, iran will follow. the US had
more then 200 armed encounters since WWII ended. Time to stop
the madness, Time for america to stand up and shut down its fascist WarIndustry/Oil/Politic Cartel. 

Read Dwight D Eisenhowers last speech as a president again, the 
problem is really that old and will stay until AMERICANS stand
up for justice ALL OVER THE WORLD, not just the US. 

America will be the worlds menace until AMERICANS change it. 
Alternatively until America or the World is destroyed. 

u should be concerned with how your parents met and why they 
decided to have you. perhaps you could solve the worlds problems 
with your dick suckin lips, how dare u bite the hand that feeds 
you. u are a coward.

is it true that mexico might invade canada, hmmmmmmmm i wonder 
who would win, hmmmmmmmmm?

uh, ya, why, who will you fight for?

a concerned________________? (fill in the blank please). So I 
take it you would like to see the U.S. less involved in world 
affairs? To mind our own business? That would solve all of the 
worlds problems and POOF, terrorism and wars would be nevermore? 
You are a nieve soul.

om/cf: Whilst on the campaign trail, you sure did fire that 
one "out of the shotgun", to use a little NFL parlance. Just 
like one of those Jim McMahon hail Marys', going for broke from  
50 yards out! Always worth a try though.:) Used to watch Chicago 
when Ditka and McMahon were at their best. If I ever watch NFL 
now it's normally just the Superbowl. Hope the Bears can still 
make it through this year.

I'm not kidding about the fish. Rivers were flooding all over 
the place. Got a cold snap courtesy of Siberia, first snow of 
the winter. We regard that as a respite. I'll round up this 
sports and weather update now, and hope to speak to you later on 
in the month.

Merlyn: Thanks for the replies. Last year's game was a tough act 
to follow I think, but I'll try and watch anyway. Catch you 
later..

The best to you both.  

Once again, 22 dead Isreali's and over 100 injured by Pali 
homicide bombers. If Israel incinerated the Gaza strip and all 
its inhabitants then herded up the West Bank Pali's and force 
marched the animals back into Jordan, then there would finally 
be peace. Why does Arafat still draw a breath?

Well, I don't want to put a bad spin on things here, but I am 
afraid that concerned is more than right. I will say he isn't 
completely correct. The truth is we are playing a game that has 
been going on long before America was born and the stakes are 
always the same. America didn't invent this game, not at all. 
Doing all good won't stop it. We tried, and so have many 
others. We are in the high stakes game, and we are new to it, 
like the final level we are in the real deal now. 
  In the words of those who really know, "it's no joke and it's 
not going to go away no matter what we do". I mean it, it's 
true. These sick fucks hate everything we are, not just what we 
do. The fools that put our dick on the block ought to have to 
pay. No fucking joke. 
  You have to be real, England (the UK) has been there and done 
all of this, THEY KNOW BETTER! same with many countries that 
have a history that makes the US look like a new born child. 
  It isn't going away if we whack Saddam, not at all. Fact is 
that would only feed the fire. 
  We must learn, we must act, and yes we must stand strong and 
stop the sick fucks and I mean RIGHT NOW. Doing good will begin 
to defuse the probelm, but that remidy is like a drop in the 
bucket now. It's not just America, but it sure feels like it 
now. Hate to say it but the Jews know to survive and we had 
better listen, despite how they seem to be in the middle of all 
of this. 
  American business is to blame for letting us down. These 
greedy and stupid fucks have indeed put us out to the lions and 
ripped us all off, NOT JUST OTHER COUNTRIES! Their injustice is 
to us and all we stand for. 
   Anyone who thinks what I am telling you is funny...wont be 
laughing long. Next time you buy something that is so 
incredibly cheap..think, you just ripped someone off, yourself!
Trust K-mart, McDonalds and on & on to do what you would never 
do, yet you buy it, every time. 
   Time to make some hard choices, and some decisions we don't 
want to make. Suck it in and get a grip...you are going to need 
it. 
   When they ask for your help, do it. America can be what it 
should be. We must make it so. We didn't invent this shit. But 
we are going to have to end it. That is the real deal. 
              Hope you are ready, time is up. 

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,74636,00.html

Gets close to home, doesn't it? More to come, as things 
progress. Rivers, snow and all are taking a turn back to the 
way things were, and then some. We are seeing snow here for the 
first time in many many years, drout coming to an end and the 
cycle of weather returning that is really more normal, but will 
have some bad results for those who have been lulled into 
thinking you can live near a river and be sefe LOL! Our 
tornadoes are returning and it's like the wizard of Oz and 
strom cellars! We have forgotten so quickly.. 
  Any way, stay safe, C U at the Cyber wide screen! Bring some 
of that good beer! 
     Merlyn 

McChina?????? Oy! Perhapse Kentucky fried goat isn't so bad 
after all! LOL! What is this some kind of Irish won ton?!? 


The two bombers set off explosives strapped to their bodies at 
around 6:30 p.m. Sunday in a pedestrian area filled with working 
class shops and restaurants near Tel Aviv's old, defunct central 
bus station.

One bomber blew himself up near a fast food restaurant 
called "McChina." The explosion ripped through the outdoor 
restaurant, overturning wooden picnic tables and showering glass 
on the sidewalk. The other bomber hit a commercial area nearby.

http://www.globalsecurity.org/wmd/world/dprk/taechon-imagery.htm

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My favorite lines from Saddman's speech yesterday marking the 
82nd anniversary of the formation of the Iraqi Army. (Whats the 
chances he'll be making a speech for the 83rd?)
____________________________

He said: "Oh Allah pray guide them along the road of 
righteousness if you so decide, otherwise smite them with your 
wrath, smash them with your destruction blow, for they are a 
group of criminals. 

"If anyone intends to intimidate you, the people of Iraq, repel 
him and tell him he is a small midget, while we belong to a 
nation of glorious faith, a great nation and an ancient people. 

"We shall not be intimidated by their falsehood. Allah shall 
drown them in shame." 
__________________________________

It sounds like Saddman is really hoping Allah will work some 
magic soon, like maybe the ground will open up and swallow our 
soldiers. My money is on the team with the most firepower. For a 
man that drinks whiskey and has commited numerous adulterous and 
murderous acts, he sure gets right with the Lord when its 
advantageous. Funny how that works. He would be impeached 
straight away in the U.S. for the discriminatory remark "small 
midget". As opposed to "big midget"? Anyway, they prefer "little 
people", or so I've heard. What a pig-minded thing to say! Where 
is the OUTRAGE? WHERE IS JESSE!!? ARE THERE NOT BLACK errr.. 
AFRIC...uh....PEOPLE OF COLOR SHORT PEOPLE!!? WHERE IS RANDY 
NEWMAN!!? LITTLE PEOPLE ARE RAINBOWS TOO GODDAMNIT!!!

LOL!! I wonder how many kosher McCats were blown to bits?

CNN has been drooling for a long time now with thier "showdown 
Iraq" with wolf blitzer LOL! Seems they are so intent on 
covering a war that they have completely lost sight of the real 
coverage and now I am watching all about North Korea during 
showdown Iraq. It wouldn't just have anything to do with their 
Jewish sponsorship? LOL! The truth is that a war with Iraq is 
less likely than a war with Pakistan! who is bucking for first 
place in the Axis of Evil. We are a bit worried that North 
Korea is going to sell wepons of mass destruction but China and 
Russia are even more worried that North Korea is going to 
compete for their customers. Knowing the poor quality of 
anything built in Korea, I would say it is a better thing for 
us. but still the competition would make a market for world war 
just too appealing. 

Is that Kosher hunan pork??? And that Chow Chow, arn't dogs 
kind of off the menu?? I know the Taco Bell chiwawa might want 
to be careful around there LOL! 

I think you have a bit of a fixation on Merlyn lol...Shhhhh lol














   hat's what happens when I've had alot of excitement in 1 day! 

Oh yes Inforce those laws baby! And make them aim for that 
Potty!!!! 

Thank You! Yes It did snow alot especially the mid-east part of 
the country,( I still like to say the center lol) Middle East 
I'm sorry doesnt quite fit anymore! Yes my very first White 
Christmas! Loved it! Set the Entire Mood! Just was Glorious! I 
hope yours was just as beautiful as mine :-)  And a very 
prosperous New Year!!!!! :-)

Bush says that North Korea should live up to agreements that it 
has signed.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Coming from an American president is such a joke.
Maybe Bush should honour the international war crimes court deal 
that Clinton signed.
Whats the difference.
   

I know it seems North Korea is more of a threat NOW  than IraQ! 
But I some how feel that if Bush and Blair (Alot dont agree with 
me) are screaming to the top of their lungs, "Saddam has 
SOMETHING THAT CAN BE LAUNCHED AGAINST US) Maybe not by him 
Perse, but by someone he could easily sell them to, that they 
must know something they havent told us yet!!  However how fast 
N. Korea is moving I would say (at the moment) that they are 
definately a national concern) We may have to take care of both 
at 1 time!  I know its getting very scary, but we will prevail, 
no doubt about it!!!! 

Oh hell I'm to tired to read the rest!  But you all have a good 
day "God Willing"
                    

                      GOD BLESS AMERICA

http://news.yahoo.com/news?
tmpl=story2&u=/030106/170/2zixd.html&e=5&ncid=996

(Clinton)
Sure, just four more years. That is all I gotta do, and I'm in 
fat city the rest of my life. Yes just do what will get ME by, 
screw the rest. That will be the next presidents problem, by 
then I'll be living the high life in New York! 
             ..........the system...............
        Anyone have a problem with this? Saddam does............
He has already lived through Bush Sr. Clinton and now is 
laughing at Bush Jr.
        Let's hope Jr. has some balls!

Little georgie bush takes it up the ass from big georgie daddy. 
if his daddy had not enlisted bin laden as a "freedom rider" we 
wouldve never had 911.  

too true. Lay down with camels and wake up with camel shit! It 
is time George stops letting some scum bucket do an American 
mans job! (cheap bastird!) let alone Saddam insane and the list 
goes on. Ya just can't trust 'em! George needs his own copy of 
the quran shoved up his ass! then he might just see the light!

Sorry to hear the scum bags hit London. My deepest sympathy. 
Glad you seem to have caught them when you did and hopefully 
avoid what could ahve been devistation. Ricin (sp?) was used. 

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,74833,00.html

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,74794,00.html
 Seems North Korea will spout "War" with everyone? if UN 
sanctions them. Could it be that big brother CHINA is giving 
them a sense of security? Parhapse and especially since the US 
is poised to attack one of their best customers, Iraq. I would 
bet that China turns a deaf ear to it seeing as N Korea is 
getting ready to become a competetor in the sale of weapons. 
         Freakin' trade triangle! 

Sung to the tune: "If You're Happy And You Know It Clap Your 
Hands"

If we cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets hurt your Mama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are Saudi
And the bank takes back your Audi
And the TV shows are bawdy,
Bomb Iraq.

If the corporate scandals growin', bomb Iraq.
And your ties to them are showin', bomb Iraq.
If the smoking gun ain't smokin'
We don't care, and we're not jokin'.
That Saddam will soon be croakin',
Bomb Iraq.

Even if we have no allies, bomb Iraq.
From the sand dunes to the valleys, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections;
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb Iraq.
While the globe is slowly warming, bomb Iraq.
Yay! the clouds of war are storming, bomb Iraq.
If the ozone hole is growing,
Some things we prefer not knowing.
(Though our ignorance is showing),
Bomb Iraq.

So here's one for dear old daddy, bomb Iraq,
From his favorite little laddy, bomb Iraq.
Saying no would look like treason.
It's the Hussein hunting season.
Even if we have no reason,
Bomb Iraq.

Glenn Parkinson
Pentagon Stress Management Team
202.441.3229


"We hang the petty thieves and send the great ones to public 
office."
Aesop

This is no big deal. You would need large quantities of ricin to 
do anything on a mass scale. That's right, the trace amounts 
that got found were not ever going to be a concern. Poisons i.e. 
chemical toxins are probably not particularly good candidates 
for mass killings. Nuclear force is the best but technologically 
difficult. We have yet to see a contagious breakout of a virus 
like smallpox so opinion is reserved. Faraway most common is and 
will remain explosive devices.

Perhapse, but the stuff is pretty nasty. The concern is in where 
it came from. The nuclear threat is by far the worst, and I have 
lived with the threat all my life from the USSR and now sand 
monkeys! I guess it's no different from the early times worrying 
about Roam or the Vikings, just on a larger scale. 

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,74833,00.html
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/2636099.stm

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I know that I can't be the only one with complaints about my 
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Ooh gee, I bet Bob Smith would be offended by that one. Why 
don't you write him some hate mail.

Don't forget to tell him where you got his web address from.

Why don't you write him some hate mail.(?)

WHY IS THE OPERATIVE WORD.

Palestinian terrorists are pussies who know that by blowing 
themselves up they won't have time to feel any pain.  I'd wager 
that I can kick the shit out of you or any one of your pussy 
friends.  Like to accept the challenge?  Or are you just some 
asshole who redirects the anger he has for himself and his 
dry-titted mommy out on others?  How's that for chain-pulling?  
fuck you, y'know?    
     

That's right my fuckheads, the fucken government STAGED those 
phony moon landing photos in a studio.  They were too 
embarrassed to show how fucked up the film really was and they 
did go to the moon eventually, but basically, it was another 
GOVERNMENT LIE!  You see, there was lots of money involved 
(surprise, surprise, surprise) and they HAD to have some cocks up
[ there on the moon because Kennedy said it had to happen by 
1969.  Anyway, I believe in this conspiricy, anyone else hear 
about this./  Come on people, any of us that were old enough to 
see that bogus moon landing knows it was pure BULLSHIT!  They 
never landed on the fucken moon and the MOON PHOTOS WERE 
DOCTORED.  YOU CAN ALMOST SEE THE AMERICAN FLAG WAVING IN A 
SLIGHT BREEZE,  Check it out and report your findings.  This is 
no bullshit, I swear.......

FUCK ALL YOU FUCKS YOU ARE FUCKS

I'm sorry.

It's the 'Midwest' and the 'East Coast'; NOT the "Middle East" 
when referring to the U.S.

Well, it's 1,2,3 what are we fightin' for?
Don't ask me I don't give a d*%#
Our next stop is:(insert desired country here)

Vietnam
Korea
Iraq
Iran
Afghanistan
Kuwait
Jordan
Romania
Austria
Mexico
Cuba
Cambodia
Chile
Equador
Panama
Russia
China



Hell, let's just get it over with; bomb the world.  Might as 
well.

WE AMERICANS SHOULD TAKE OVER THE WORLD BECAUSE WE ARE THE 
PINNACLE OF WESTERN CIVILISATION AND GODS CHOSEN

SO EVERYBODY SHOULD DO WHAT WE SAY!

WE HAVE THE RIGHT TO OWN THE WORLD BECAUSE WE ARE RIGHT!

Might makes right!

Go forth and take the world, see if you're worthy.

SIEG HEIL

The Ralians are direct decendants of the moon rocks, and clones 
of Jerry Springer! Major Tom never did get back to us about what 
shirt he wears, but hey he's just floating in a tin can, shold 
pass Pluto any day now. I keep looking for the American flag on 
the moon surface with my telescope, seems the Hubbel ought to be 
able to pin point such a thing, let alone the lander LOL! Yet we 
keep getting a picture of a face on mars and we can see the very 
hair on the heads of the North Koreans... but no good pictures 
of that American flag on the moon! The Ralians must have stolen 
it!!!!!

Let's all wear little black moustaches and dye our hair black.
We'll cut it so we all wear the same style.  Then we'll all wear 
the same style clothing--uniforms (so much for fashion wars)

We'll be uniformed little Hitler 'clones'.  No one else in the 
world has the right to exist or have technology or develop 
nuclear power, weapons--we're so 'superior' we know what's right 
for everyone...
Oh, wait.  I know we were bombing you yesterday, but today 
we're 'allies'...here, have an arsenal...
Oh, wait.  I know we were allies yesterday, but today we're 
enemies...we want our weapons back...

And we wonder why people from other countries think we're 
arrogant?

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It's all just business, Have a cigar............................

To: George Bush re: Aussie girl in prison in US  
Author  ANGRY AUSSIE  
Date Created  1/8/03 6:43:10 PM  
Message  G'day there folk, just a short wee note the insane 
wank that is running your country. Not that George bush 
his "mightyness" and oh "great one" will ever read this page or 
anything, but I thought that it is up to the public to tell him 
what a terrible job he is doing. And to share my opinion of the 
jailing of Australian Back packer Megan Stapleton.

I woke up this morning to discover in the newspaper a story a 
bout an Aussie girl who has been jailed in San Antonio, Texas. 
And what for? it further reads the she is being treated no 
differently to the 2800 overstayers and illegal immigrants that 
are found and caught by the US. What is going on Bush? We are 
meant to be a friendly nation towards you or a you going to 
push us away and the rest of the world until you are alone and 
the people that follow your leadership now will be in dire 
straights? Magan Stapleton had overstayed her visit by two days 
and had planned to return home for her 21st birthday on 
AUSTRALIA DAY. However, she entered the US on a waiver program 
that admits citizens from friendly nations for up to ninety 
days. She was visiting in Austin Texas and made a trip to 
Mexico while still within the 90 day limit. She returned and 
was given another 30 days by a US official at the border of 
Mexico. two weeks later the INS called her and she has been in 
jail ever since. What the hell is going on bush? You tell 
people one thing and then don't even record what time anyone 
has left in the country? And then throw a friendly nations 
citizen in jail for apparently overstaying her welcome, when 
she clearly had two weeks left? You are a mad man, you are just 
a walking contradiction to what you stand for. 

War against terror my arse....you just want war because you 
father was labeled the "WHIMP president" and you have never 
been able to let that go have you? get over yourself. War on 
War is the only thing you have created, death, sorrow, the 
feeling that people in their own country aren't safe! I am a 
proud Australian but I will be damned if I have to fight a war 
for you. that would be sending my self to death for something 
that I do not believe in. And the same as everyone else. You've 
brainwashed your citizens, kept them in the dark while the 
government knew all along that a terroist attack was inevitable 
in the first place, and then you say "Oh what a big surprise, 
why would anyone target america?" because of you and your war 
mongering....

If you are a friend to Australia and not just bullshitting us 
trying to get our support you would realise that this girl that 
you have imprisoned is no threat to your country, she is 20 the 
same age as I am, she would go home at the drop of a hat if she 
could. GEORGE BUSH YOU ARE A WAR MONGERING LUNATIC, WITH NO 
WISH FOR PEACE, YOU DO NOT RULE OVER THIS WORLD SO GET IT OUT 
OF YOUR HEAD THAT YOU DO, LET THE UN DECIDE.   

ok Ok so today I read about the police in my local area gettin' 
real cocky! They go INTO the local bars and arrest nine people 
for being drunk in public, using some false story about a call 
about some blonde being drunk & disorderly. Pre-emptive strike! 
Get 'em before they can drive home LOL! God help us all!!!!
   So I read further and find out the homeland security 
headquarters is going to be put in MY COUNTY! OH I FEEL SAFE 
LOL! NOT! Good fucking Kent State! 
  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>George Bush, your Daddy was a shit head! and 
you are running for Lord of the dick heads! And just when I 
think "shit how could anything get any worse?" I read further 
still and find out LIBERMAN is running for president!! Oh 
Lordy!! Well have Muslims popping like fucking popcorn!! 
               Iraq? what was that? something about WAR? 
           PTHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                Kim dung ho is seathing at the mouth for a 
taste of hunan BUSH! and my local paper reads on... (yes more!)
They are sending the SSS (sick sacks of shit) to inspect every  
bull shit claim made during the sniper case about people having 
guns and checking to see if they are legally owned guns. Little 
men in uniform going door to door to inspect for wepons of self 
defense! 
  Man, what a fucking mess!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

a wager, sure, a wager, are you a mad faggot? are you angry 
because you are gay? becoming a tough gay should help you.

I WILL NOW WORSHIP THE HAIRY APE --- MMMMMMMMM A HAIRY APE --- 
WHY? BECAUSE I FUCKING KNOW SOMETHING --- MMMMMMMMM A DRUNK 
HAIRY APE --- GOTTA GO

Besides you really suck at it

Muslims suck goat cheeeeeese!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nigger Muslims suck goat gonadds!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

X goes into his gay friends ass to get his lunch and pulls out 
a condom from last week and says, "Hey! this isn't my condom! 
who have you been fucking?" His gay nigger boyfriend Y says "Oh 
I'm sorry X I didnt want to leave a stain on your new joy stick 
while I played my new game on the computer". 

I remember in the height of "sniper mania" when the authorities 
that be released the photo of all the various rifles that are 
chambered for the .223 cartridge. Everything from deer rifles to 
full blown fully automatic military assault weapons. My first 
thought was, everybody and their brother would be calling the 
tip hotline. So it seems they did. Now the bastards are, 
predictably, using the information gathered in the investigation 
to collect firearms. Constitution? WHAT CONSTITUTION? Its been a 
joke since long before Bush took office. Search and seizure 
laws? Roadside random "safety checks" ie. "DUI roadblocks & lets 
see what we can find without probable cause (WTF is that?)" 
parties are so fucking illegal. This shit has been going on for 
10 years or more in Illinois. Property seizure before trial is 
fucking illegal too. They can take your property and it is YOUR 
obligation to prove the money used to purchase said property was 
obtained by legal means. Proof of innocence is now the citizen's 
job. Proof of guilt beyond a reasonable doubt is supposed to be 
the STATES responsibility by law. Its all about collecting 
revenue, not one fucking bit about public safety. Fuckin' money. 
Its a crock of shit, and the more we put up with it, the worse 
it gets.

On the brighter side. Banks in my area have been targets of 
armed robberies more and more in the past two years and many 
banks now hire off-duty (mostly younger) cops for security as 
did a very small bank here which had been robbed several times 
in the past few years. Tuesday, a man with the traditional ski 
mask and brandishing a handgun comes busting into this little 
bank after seeing the last customer leave. He saw the cop (they 
are allowed to wear their city uniform on off duty security 
work, union negotiated I'd imagine). Seeing the cop he points 
his handgun directly at the officer and explains the usual "this 
is a robbery, give me the money and no one gets hurt" type shit.
The officer proceeds to draw his .40 cal. Glock and twice tell 
the numbskull to drop his gun, he then dropped him with two 
shots to the abdomen and one in the shoulder. When the brainiac 
was shot he dropped his gun and plastic pieces broke off when it 
hit the tile floor. HIS GUN WAS ONE OF THOSE REALISTIC LOOKING 
BB GUNS!!

http://www.rrstar.com/localnews/your_community/rockford/20030108-
26808.shtml

Who gives a shit about guns. If nobody had guns there wouldn't 
be a problem - I can bash up a cunt breaking into my house with 
a baseball bat. I know my house, they don't.

Guns aren't the problem though. Canadians have just as many 
guns, but far less shooting deaths than we do. We're all fucking 
scared and poor, that's why things are so fucked up here. If 
that little shit down the road who shot the pizza delivery boy 
for 50 bucks was earning some more cash, and if the drugs he was 
hooked on were being supplied by a doctor and not some thug, 
then we wouldn't be having this problem would we.

And that's another thing. I hate druggies as much as the next 
man. They are pathetic wastes of human lives, but they choose 
their path. Prohibition on drugs is about as effective as 
prohibition of alcohol. Just makes it more alluring to our 
youth. It should be government regulated and handed out by 
physicians to registered addicts, after they have done a day of 
community service to earn it (reward for working). Government 
doping people to be slaves is bad enough, sure, but what's the 
alternative? Fucking drug runners commanding them? Legalise and 
regulate is the answer. You could shoot all the drugheads but 
then the next generation of losers would get addicted too.

Anyway, if some shithead is gonna get themselves addicted to 
crack, then I'd rather they just fuck themselves up, instead of 
fucking me up by stealing my car stereo and invading my house. 
They would be losers whether drugs were legal, illegal, or not 
even existent. If there were no such things as these drugs, 
they'd be alcoholics, or be sniffing glue until their brains 
were as hard as bricks.

Mmmmm,,, Opium dens...in Afghanistan. A society of whacked out 
zombies LOL!! USA would have POT Dens, and the greatful dead 
song "ridin' that train high on cocane" would be the national 
anthem LOL!! But yes the whole thing is about control, you see 
that pot is too easy to grow and no one would pay for it, they 
would just grow it them selves and the government wouldn't get a 
dime! Brewing alcohol is more of an art and takes some talent!! 

What I see is the local police taking their cue from the Bush 
Admin. Pre-emptive strike is ok if the government is doing the 
same. I fear a Kent state is coming before sanity will return. 
(guess I've been saying this for a while now) I am still 
watching this ship of fools float around in the Persian Gulf 
while the real maggots are still killing people in Israel. Seems 
we are off by a bit here! 

George W Bush is doing Condy Rice right up her back passage, and 
boy she loves it. Don Rumsfeids got a two-way mirror and he 
wanks behind while dubya and condy get nasty!

I am the real Erik Braunn, the writer/guitarist and former 
member of the great sixties band, IRON BUTTERFLY. Remember, In-A-
Gadda-Da-Vida?  I have my own website now at yahoo geocities and 
would love to hear from all of you and also to talk about 
youropinions on the Bush Admininstration/War.

I feel that the USA should pull out of the middle east 
IMMEDIATELY and learn to forgive and forget.  9-11 is long gone 
and we need to start working towards the future for our 
childrens sake.  I am friends with Ed Asner and Loretta Swit and 
we are all signing petitions and presenting them to George Bush 
to STOP THE WAR IMMEDIATELY.  We will never find Bin Laden and 
need to remember that we dont have a right to kill anybody.  We 
have to turn the other cheek. He who is not guilty, should cast 
the first stone.  I believe in love and peace and trying to 
understand where the afghan people are coming from. We should be 
sending them more food and medical supplies and love and embrace 
our enemy, for they need to see another side then the barbaric 
ways of the United States.  

He He he..... 

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,74997,00.html

First time I've been online since the new year, and I see that 
you're still making your usual accusations! LOL! 

What happend to all caps? and I don't beleive you, nor were all 
the Merlyn posts put there by me. This is just cyber guess who? 
LOL! 

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Youre a fucking maggot

Truth

Stupiud? Indeeeeeeed!

Idiot!

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I want to eat out your delicios asshole with your mother''s 
bloody tampax as chewing gum.  I want to lick her twat and your 
twat too at the same time. Is that possilbe?  I wanna be YOU.  I 
am just a fucken loser trol cockcsucker on this board.  I want 
to lick you asshole now

Write it on a dollar bill and roll it up real tight and shove it 
up your ass

Yes yes yes shove it way up your hairy ass!!

you mean captain beefHeart

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I hate everybody who is not american and I think they should all 
be killed! Send them to camps for burning because the american 
way is best and everything else is dumb and stupid and stuff.

we are the most clevererest nation in the whole wide world and 
every one else is just jealous because we are so goodish

No I meant captain bee FART!!! Note the SMELL!!!!!!

McDonalds is the only place you can get a happy meal!!

Ronald is bald

Saddam is a gay camel sucking maggot

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The Bush White House has an "opinion" line for you to call.   
So, if 
you
oppose the proposed war in Iraq, give a call.

The line only accepts calls from 9-5 EST., Monday thru Friday. 
Just
call the White House at 202-456-1111.

A machine will detain you for only a moment and then a pleasant 
live operator will thank you for saying "I oppose" or "I
approve." It will only take minutes. Note that the
weekends are closed for calls.
The president has said that he wants to know what the American 
people 
are
thinking. Let him know. Time is running out.
Then please forward this e-mail to at least five people right 
away.

Tell them what you think: 1 PHONE CALL EQUALS 10-20 PEOPLE WHO 
DIDN'T 
CALL

PLEASE PASS ON TO FRIENDS

I should have taken out the "call if you oppose the war".  I was 
in a
hurry to get this out and had not meant to make a personal 
political
statement and was not in any way attempting to influence those 
on this
list.

Just wanted to get the word out that such a line existed for you 
to
express your view whatever it may be.

Yours,

What are the odds that if you call this # you'll be 'classified' 
as 'Un-American'? 

and had not meant to make a personal 
political
statement and was not in any way attempting to influence those 
on this
list.

Maybe they can prop this old idiotarian up with a stick, like a 
scarecrow, near a missle site or a Mosque, so he doesn't miss 
the fireworks show.

 Ontario man killed seeking to be human shield
(Remains must clear UN sanctions against Iraq)

Wednesday, January 08, 2003

A Canadian man killed when his truck rolled on an Iraqi highway 
had gone to the country to act as a human shield in the event of 
war against Saddam Hussein, the peace group that sent him there 
said yesterday.

George Weber, 73, was one of three Canadian and 14 U.S. peace 
activists who travelled to Baghdad on Boxing Day in an attempt 
to stave off a war with Iraq by placing themselves in the line 
of fire.

http://www.nationalpost.com/home/story.html?id={AE93BA3F-8F2B-
439D-A25F-916A86F53643}

Thanks for showing us all what Freud called "projection".  In 
addition to being apparently totally gay you're the dumbest shit 
ever to write me love letters.  Fuckin' disease-carrying varmints 
like you need to be taken out to the desert and buried.     
             

Here's a survival tip for ya:  put your index finger through 
A-rab's belt loop when he minces through the exercise yard.  It 
just might result in your being left alone by purchasers of wolf 
tickets.      
            

Muslim men who come to America end up trying to get together with 
blonde American women.  Have you ever noticed how fat and ugly 
you muslim women are?  Head scarves, no makeup, and you can't 
even talk in public w/o your "men" folk screaming at you in some 
incomprehensible language.  Sounds something like 
"alya-alyaboola-shin!".  Also, if you couldlook into buying 
deoderant soap that would be great.  Okay, buh-bye.     
      

ashes to ashes ... dust to dust LOL! 
Why don't they do something useful , like jump off Niagra falls!

If the person who wrote this ran for PRESIDENT 
I would VOTE for them. 

I like big cars, big boats, big motorcycles, big 
houses, and big campfires. I believe the money 
I make belongs to me and my family, not some 
governmental stooge with a bad comb-over who 
wants to give it away to crack addicts for 
squirting out babies. 

Guns don't make you a killer. I think killing 
makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a 
baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban 
you from driving to the ball game. 

I believe they are called the Boy Scouts for a 
reason, which is why there are no girls allowed. 
Girls belong in the Girl Scouts. 

I think that if you feel homosexuality is wrong, 
it is not a phobia, it is an opinion. 

I don't think being a minority makes you a 
victim of anything except numbers. 

The only things I can think of that are truly 
discriminatory are things like the United Negro 
College Fund, Jet Magazine, Black 
Entertainment Television, and Miss Black 
America. 
Try to have things like the United Caucasian 
College Fund, Cloud Magazine, White 
Entertainment Television, or Miss White 
America and see what happens. Jesse Jackson 
will be knocking down your door. 

I have the right "NOT" to be tolerant of others 
because they are different, weird, or tick me off. 
When 70% of the people who get arrested are 
black, in cities where 70% of the population is 
black, that is not racial profiling, it is the law of 
statistics. 

I know what sex is, and there are not varying 
degrees of it. If I received sex from one of my 
subordinates in my office, it wouldn't be a 
private matter or my personal business. I would 
be "FIRED" immediately! 

I believe that if you are selling me a milk shake, 
a pack of cigarettes, a newspaper or a hotel 
room, you must do it in English. As a matter of 
fact, if you want to be an American citizen you 
should speak English. My father and 
grandfather shouldn't have to die in vain so you 
can leave the countries you were born in to 
come over and disrespect ours. 

I think the police should have every right to 
shoot your sorry ass if you threaten them after 
they tell you to stop. If you can't understand the 
word "freeze" or "stop" in English, see the 
above lines. 

I feel much safer letting a machine with no 
political affiliation recount votes when needed. 

I know what the definition of lying is. 

I don't think just because you were not born in 
this country, you are qualified for any special 
loan programs, government sponsored bank 
loans or tax breaks etc., so you can open a 
hotel, coffee shop, trinket store, or any other 
business. 

We did not go to the aid of certain foreign 
countries and risk our lives in wars to defend 
their freedoms so that decades later they could 
come over here and tell us our constitution is a 
living document and open to their 
interpretations. 

I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor. I know 
wrestling is fake, but so are movies and 
television, and that doesn't stop you from 
watching them. 

I believe a self-righteous liberal or conservative 
with a cause is more dangerous than a Hell's 
Angel with an attitude. 

I think Bill Gates has every right to keep every 
penny he made and continue to make more. If it 
ticks you off, go and invent the next operating 
system that's better and put your name on the 
building. Ask your buddy that invented the 
Internet to help you. 

It doesn't take a whole village to raise a child 
right, but it does take a parent to stand up to 
the kid and smack his little ass when necessary 
and say "NO!" 

I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want 
them, but please don't pretend they are a 
political statement. And stay home until that 
new lip ring heals, I don't want to look at your 
ugly infected mouth as you serve me fries. 

I am sick of "Political Correctness" and of all 
the suck ups that go along with it. I know a lot 
of black people, and not a single one of them 
was born in Africa, so how can they be 
"African-Americans"? Besides, Africa is a 
continent. I don't go around saying l am a 
European-American because my great, great, 
great, great, great, great grandfather was from 
Europe. 

I am proud to be from America and nowhere 
else. 

And if you don't like my point of view, 
tough!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

Hey you who just posted. Why are you quoting Ted Nugent? Any 
particular reason? Write your own stuff instead of boring us 
with fickle, shallow pseudo-truisms.

Muslim men who come to America end up trying to get together 
with 
blonde American women.  Have you ever noticed how fat and ugly 
you muslim women are?  Head scarves, no makeup, and you can't 
even talk in public w/o your "men" folk screaming at you in some 
incomprehensible language.  Sounds something like 
"alya-alyaboola-shin!".  Also, if you couldlook into buying 
deoderant soap that would be great.  Okay, buh-bye.     
===============================================================
There are good looking Arab women - it is mostly black women 
that lose in the beauty stakes. The average person is plain 
ugly. Maybe you're looking for the blondes in the crowd: I got 
news for you - the blonde gene is in sharp decline and there 
will be no more natural blondes in a hundred years. The USA is 
statistically the most obese population on the planet.

And if you don't like my point of view, 
tough!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

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---------------
LOL!!!

Hello, and welcome to the North American Sand Monkey Hunting 
Club (NASMHC) we specialize in hunting sand monkeys and need 
volunteers to help locate and kill sand monkeys! We offer 
flextime and time and a half overtime pay. Great benefits and 
vacation time abroad! Come and join the NASMHC now! 
   To join just call 1800-USA-ARMY
          Be all you can be!
==============================================================
They always send the monkeys to the frontline 1st.

Read my lips!

Saddam is a gay camel sucking maggot
=================================================================
I look in dictionary but no can find????

Read my lips!
=================================================================
Lemme see: *It's the economy stupid!"

*  * *
                    * *   *
                    *   *

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You are mistaken. It is a saucepan.

UN estimates are half a million dead by the time this war gets 
done. US is at this late stage and only now feeding intelligence 
to UN investigators in Iraq and yet still *vital* information is 
not being disclosed presumably for *security* reasons. UK now 
saying that *odds against* going to war as more troops and a 
warship get dispatched. *Navy SEALS* is on terrestial TV this 
instant.

Look under *Gay camel sucking maggots* you will see a picture of 
Saddam and a definition;
        Sad-am    sand monkey, i.e. sucks sand and 
                  is found in dune coon country 

Look under *Gay camel sucking maggots* you will see a picture of 
Saddam and a definition;
        Sad-am    sand monkey, i.e. sucks sand and 
                  is found in dune coon country 
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Yes I see now. Thx for tip.

xczczxcxzc

u people don t know what bush wants (global domination).  he 
don t give a shit about no human lives. 

http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=30324

If you read this article and feel that Eric Hall should be 
fired, beaten, shot, or jailed then email the governor of 
Tennessee and let him know.

dsundquist@mail.state.tn.us

Hey dead dude.  You don't like my *Ted Nugent* post?  Like I 
give a *shit*.  Fuck off and *die*....oh wait you are already 
dead.

I don't get it. Maybe its just me. Probably is. I can see the 
point of going to Iraq or other countries in even more dire need 
of humanitarian help to help people. I truly admire and applaud 
those that put their own lives on hold for months to help fellow 
human beings. A friend went to Africa several years ago to 
install water well pumps and teach the natives how to maintain 
the new equipment donated through a church group. This I 
understand.

I suppose many of these Kumbaya singing, candelight vigil "human 
shields" think they will make a difference and in a very strange 
superman-like way and save the good Iraqi people from the 
clutches of certain death. Wow, dreamy. I look at every picture 
I have ever seen from Iraq and see the gigantic picures of 
Saddam's hairy lipped ugly mug on the side of every building in 
Iraq. Then I wonder how many supposedly starving Iraqi children 
could have been fed from the money spent making 
Iraq "Saddamland".

I'd love to help out and e-mail the Governor of Tennessee but 
I've got bigger fish to fry here in Illinois. We have an 
outgoing criminal fuck of a Governor (George Ryan) preparing to 
let 150 death row inmates off the hook in a vain attempt at a 
Nobel Peace Prize and distracting attention from the ongoing 
investigation into the "drivers licenses for bribes" scandal 
which he used to help finance his run for Governor while 
Secretary of State (D.M.V.).

The crooked fat fuck cut four murderers loose today. Tommorrow 
will be the big show. 

Well you know my view, still even now, there will be no war. So 
it doesn't much matter what the human shields do. A million 
points of kindness begin with the first act. Let Bush be the one 
to do it first, I say. Not that Saddam doesn't deserve and won't 
get his due. The world should put Bush, Kim and Saddam in a ring 
together with nothing but their underwear. A reality show I 
would like to see LOL! 

picture in your mind the soldier at
> Valley Forge, as he holds his musket in his bloody hands.
>
> He stands barefoot in the snow, starved from lack of food, 
wounded from
> months of battle and emotionally scarred from the eternity 
away from his
> family surrounded by nothing but death and carnage of war.
>
> He stands tough, with fire in his eyes and victory on his 
breath. He
> looks at us now in anger and disgust and tells us this...
>
> I gave you a birthright of freedom born in the Constitution 
and now your
> children graduate too illiterate to read it. I fought in the 
snow
> barefoot to give you the freedom to vote and you stay at home 
because it
> rains.
>
> I left my family destitute to give you the freedom of speech 
and you
> remain silent on critical issues, because it might be bad for 
business.
>
> I orphaned my children to give you a government to serve you 
and it has
> stolen democracy from the people.
>
> It's the soldier not the reporter who gives you the freedom of 
the
> press. It's the soldier not the poet who gives you the freedom 
of
> speech.
>
> It's the soldier not the campus organizer who allows you to 
demonstrate.
>
> It's the soldier who salutes the flag, serves the flag, whose 
coffin is
> draped with the flag that allows the protester to burn the 
flag!!!
>
>
> When you receive this, please stop for a moment and say a 
prayer for our
> U.S. ground troops in Afghanistan, and the ones facing 
deployment to
> Iraq at this very moment - AND all over this world.
>
> Of all the gifts you could give a US Soldier, Prayer is the 
one that will give him courage. 
>
 

Yeah?  And 77% of all statistics are biased.  Mine was a cry for 
help.  I'm a sick, sick soul...     
          

I SEE ISREAL IN FLAMES

THE IDF ARE MURDERING SCUM

MOSSAD IS A TERRORIST GROUP

JEWS OF ISREAL HAVE A HIDDEN AGENDA

ISRAEL HAS A SECRET NUCLEAR ARMS PROGRAM

WHY IS ISREAL ALLOWED TO HAVE NUKES AND NORTH KOREA CAN,T

ISREAL IS TEN TIMES THE THREAT TO WORLD PEACE THAT NORTH KOREA IS

IF I HAD ONE NUKE & A CHOICE TO HIT ANYWHERE ON THE EARTH
ISREAL WOULD BE IN MY CROSS HAIRS

STOP ISREALI STATE SPONSORED TERRORISM

THE JEWS DON,T WANT PEACE THEY WANT POWER

I SEE THE ENTIRE MIDDLE EAST IN FLAMES.  FUCK'EM ALL.

Don't like Jews eh?....welcome to the club! 

THE IDF ARE MURDERING SCUM

That statement is so true. Then they bulldoze the scum's flea 
nests so the scum has one less place to breed. A job well done.

WHY IS ISREAL ALLOWED TO HAVE NUKES AND NORTH KOREA CAN,T

Well lets see. IsrAEl is surrounded by Arab countries who have 
attacked her numerous times and plainly have stated their 
intentions are to destroy Israel. North Korea has no such 
worries. Israel has proven itself a stable democratic country 
whose leaders do not verbally threaten their neighbors with 
nuclear attack on a regular basis as does N.K. North Korea is a 
communist dictatorship with a extremly volatile little nutball 
with a fifty cent haircut as the permanent leader.
_________________________________

How are the gun registration protests going in The Great White 
North?

Does anyone have the recipe for a Singapore Sling?  I used to 
gulp them down by the dozens in the seventies while listening to 
Mott the Hoople's "ALL THE YOUNG DUDES" and David Bowies' 
ccccccchanges"


Above four line posting in anticpation of drinking binge today.

(North) Korea stated that if UN sanctions are taken against them 
that it will be interpreted as a declaration of war; In S. Korea 
thousands demonstrated against N. Korea in support of the US 
troops remaining in S Korea, burning flags w/ pictures of Kim-
Jong-il.

SINGAPORE SLING 



2 ice cubes
2 tablespoons lemon juice
1 teaspoon superfine sugar
2 or 3 ounces gin
1/2 ounce cherry brandy
Water
Slice of orange or sprig of mint (optional)

Combine the ice, lemon juice, sugar and gin in a highball glass. 
Fill with cold water and stir.



Serves 1.

Singapore Sling
The Singapore Sling was created at Raffles Hotel in 1915 by 
Hainanese-Chinese bartender, Mr. Ngiam Tong Boon.
Originally, the Singapore Sling was meant as a woman's drink, 
hence the attractive pink colour. Today it is very definitely a 
drink enjoyed by all, without which any visit to Singapore is 
incomplete. 


Ingredients
One half-measure Gin 
One quarter Cherry Brandy 
One quarter mixed fruit juices ( Orange, Lime or Lemon, 
Pineapple ) 
A few drops of Cointreau & Benedictine 
A dash of Angostura Bitters 
Top with a cherry and a slice of pineapple 

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I will be getting pie eyed all weekend and I wish I could make 
drinks for everyone on this board and we could all get stoned 
together.  I will get out the blender and get to the supermarket 
this minute and buy the stuff.  I plan to get FUCKED UP ALL 
WEEKEND.  Might be too drunk to type, though.







Above posted five lines in accordance with board rules. THANK 
YOU FOR THE RECIPE> LETS ALL GET FUCKED UP THIS WEEKEND, SHARE 
YOUR DRINK RECIPES AND LETS ALL TIE ONE ON. CAROL THE ALCHOHOLIC 
PREACHIN CUNT HAS BEEN BARRED PERMANENTLY FROM THIS SITE, SO 
LETS PARY WITHOUT WORRY FROM THAT CUNT BOTHERING US. AS YOU WERE 
GANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank you for risking your lives for people you don't even know.

Thank you for fucking off abroad. Now all us lazy bar room 
layabouts can concentrate on fucking your wives while you're 
away. They be getting first class anal on the pool table and 
they won't want you and your arnie videos when/if you come back

http://www.cnn.com/2003/EDUCATION/01/10/tracking.students.ap/inde
x.html

Boo Hoo!  If you don't like getting your free education in our 
country then take your foreign asses back to your dirt filled 
poverty-stricken countries.

I am Kim the Eeeeeeeeevil communist dictator!!! Even though I am 
only four feet tall I like 007 and fine wine just like Saddam 
(my bed wetting hero). If you make me mad I will start world war 
three!!! I am the Eeeeeeeeevil axis of Dooooooooooooom! and 
George Bush is my mortal enemy!!! 

A new saga from the files of get a grip Inc. (more to come) 

Iranian teen faces death for drinking

A 19-year-old Iranian man has been sentenced to death by hanging 
for repeatedly drinking alcohol, local newspapers have reported.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/2648933.stm

My oh my how our tax dollars have spiffed up the place! No more 
outdoor dog kennels. No wonder the worlds appeasers and enablers 
have shut their fucking yaps!

http://www.defendamerica.mil/photoessays/jan2003/p011003a1.html

Despite alcohol being banned under Iran's strict law codes since 
the 1979 Islamic revolution, it is readily available on the 
black market, with authorities regularly seizing large 
quantities of intoxicating drink. 

  See also:


10 Dec 02 | Middle East 
Iran's youth reveal anger and sadness

26 Nov 02 | Middle East 
Vice on the rise in Iran

08 Oct 02 | Middle East 
Police arrest party-goers in Iran

18 Aug 01 | Middle East 
Iran police plan moral crusade

15 Aug 01 | Middle East 
Row over public floggings in Iran

25 Jun 01 | Middle East 
Iran 'losing war on drugs'


Board Goat:  better mix those Singapore slings well away from 
Iran!

LOL no fooling you my friend.
Was in a pissed off mood.
Had just read an article about Isreals secret nuclear program.
You know that the nuclear tests done by france in the mid 90,s 
were actually Israeli tests.
The article i read was actually about a israeli nuclear 
scientist that attempted to tell the world about Israel,s nuke 
program.
He was lewered by a female Mossad agent to spain where he was 
kidnapped by the Mossad taken to Israel & executed by the 
Israeli government.
The scientist had attempted to sell the story to a British 
newspaper.
Poor soul, the reporter just happened to be a Mossad agent 
working in Britain.
Israel signed the nuclear proliferation treaty but for years 
after still had a secret nuclear weapons program.
Israel,s nuclear program is still not official.
They have not publiclly admitted to having nukes.
North Korea is surrounded by hostile forces.
Japan,South Korea & the states.
For years they have been isolated from the world.
There tactics may seem a little crazy right now , but they 
realize this may be the only way to get washingtons attention.
I,m not that worried about a war with korea.
I am positive that it will be resolved diplomatically.

Happy new years om/cf!   

About our gun registry program.
It stinks!
The federal government just released the amount of money that it 
spent on the program.
$100,000,000.
Ridiculous!
Our government is now in the process of passing legislation, 
that would give a person charged with possession of a restricted 
firearm a mandatory 5 year sentence.
Happy about that!
Toronto & ottawa,s murder rate has skyrocketed in the last 
couple years.
 

Thank you for defending me, my family, and my nation.  I owe you 
my life for that.  now, then: to the idiot who calls himself 
"fucked up cunt":  Anytime, asshole.  Any fucking time.  The only 
reasons wastes of sperm like you post on the boards is because 
it's the only way you can ever get attention, and because you 
know you'd get the shit beat out of you if you said your stupid 
shit in public.  I'd certainly do it.   
      

Hey asshole: fuck you.    
            

u should really shut the fuck up, u sound like a scared bitch 
when u post, your mother should have kept her legs shut.

as i suck a fat nigger cock , i drool for a sperm load, am i 
gay ? AM I FUCKING GAY? I SUCK COCKS , ALOT. SO FUCKIN WHAT, I 
WILL SUCK YOUR COCK, if you let me,   hehehe

STILL with the penis envy?  There, there.  There's a good bloke.  
BTW, I was thinking about changing my name to Fat Bastard.  What 
do you think?      
       

I can beat you up.  So there.    
           

i was just fucking with you. Fat bastard is a good name. if i 
piss u off dont worry. my doctor has me on hormones and i'm 
getting breast implants this week.    
              
         

What do you think should happen to the pilots that dropped the 
bomb that killed the Canadian soldiers in Afghanistan?
Should they be court martialed?
When making your decision consider the following:

-area that Canadians were in was a designated training area.
-the pilots were told twice not to release bombs
-the pilots were in no danger whatsoever from ground fire at 
that altitude

On monday the two pilots have a hearing to see if they should be 
court martialed.
It disgusts me to hear the pilots blame (go pills) & to hear of 
the governor holding fundraising dinners for the pilots.
One of the families of the soldiers on thursday filed a wrongful 
death suit against the U.S airforce.
I really hope that our government does not decide to support the 
U.S in any war in Iraq.
The friendly fire is getting a little too unfriendly.    

Overview of the case:

The F-16 pilots are charged with involuntary manslaughter, 
assault and dereliction of duty. On April 17, one of them 
dropped a 500-pound, laser-guided bomb on a Canadian unit 
training at night near Kandahar, Afghanistan, because they 
thought they were being fired at. Four paratroopers were killed, 
and eight were injured. If convicted, the pilots face up to 64 
years in military prison. Pentagon officials say it's the FIRST 
TIME the Air Force has filed criminal charges against pilots for 
action in combat.
--------------------
There can be no doubt that these pilots did NOT intentionally 
seek out and target Canadian forces. Why? Its absurd. The reason 
they were charged is to appease (fuck, there's THAT word again) 
the Canadian goverment whose help is essential in fighting 
terrorism. These four brave Canadian soldiers were the first 
Canadian combat casualties since the Korean War, fifty years 
ago. So, its understandable this unfortunate incident raised the 
hair on the back of the neck of many Canadians.

I offer no excuses for the pilots. They fucked up. I fuck up and 
it costs my company a few bucks. They fuck up and people die. 
There were at least 12 friendly fire incidents in Afghanistan 
and these two pilots are the only one's charged. Scapegoats; 
plain and simple. To answer your question, NO, I do not believe 
ANY soldier should be asked to go into combat with legality 
questions cluttering up their minds. They should never be 
allowed to fly military aircraft again. Punishment enough.
---------------------------------------

It has been difficult for Schmidt, says his wife, Lisa. Perhaps 
the hardest moment came at the dinner table last month, when 
their 5-year-old son, Tucker, asked, "Daddy, why did you drop a 
bomb on those men?" Schmidt swallowed hard and said he made a 
mistake. He thought the men were trying to hurt him and "Maj. 
Bill," but they really weren't. His answer seemed to satisfy the 
boy, Lisa Schmidt says. "It should be enough of an answer for 
everybody."



 

First I have to say, it really sucked. But I have to bring up to 
you that during that war we lost many of our own men to a 
variety of reasons. Mechanical failure brought down several 
choppers, bombs dropped to close to our own men and so on. It 
happens in any war, no doubt about it. 
  No one could be more wrong than to think that pilot meant to 
harm Canadian military. I don't think the pilot acted correctly 
and should never fly again. But we put our own in the line of 
fire and have lost them too. 
  War sucks, so does the Alqueda and Kim suck ho! Tighten your 
belt and hold on tight. Things could get worse before they get 
better. Our men & women in the armed forces will only get better 
and better as this goes on. They haven't seen jack shit yet!
  If we turn to war in Iraq, I would bet it is the fastest war 
ever seen. 

gee, that is like a perfect topic for this board, keep up the 
wonderful thoughts, you have really transformed the mindset, 
again, nice going, keep it up!!!!

Turkish Troops Set to Advance on N. Iraqi oil cities   Ahead of 
US Attack
DEBKAfile Special Military Report

25 December: The conference held in Turkey on Tuesday, December 
24, between Israel s chief of staff, Lt. Gen. Moshe Yaalon and 
Turkish army chief Gen. Hilimi Ozkok, wrapped up the 
arrangements made by the US, Israel and Turkey for concerted 
action in the approaching war with Iraq. The operations of their 
air and missile defenses, as well as their air and naval forces, 
will be closely synchronized under arrangements that have also 
made provision against Syria and the Hizballah joining the 
conflict. 

A second key visitor to Turkey Tuesday was Iraqi Kurdish leader 
Jalal Talabani, whose Patriotic Union of Kurdistan-PUK fighters 
have been fighting tooth and nail in the past two weeks to fend 
off the bid by a pro-Saddam force made up of fundamentalist 
Kurdish Ansar al Islam, al Qaeda and Iraqi intelligence 
officers, for control of the Halabjah region in northeast Iraq. 
The pro-Saddam is effectively in control of the Halabjah-
Suleimaniyeh highway east of the big oil city of Kirkuk, a 
circumstance of major strategic implications for the coming turn 
of events in northern Iraq. 

DEBKAfile s military sources report that Wednesday, December 25, 
Talabani is to be joined in Turkey by his former rival and 
fellow chief of the Kurdish enclave in northern Iraq, Massoud 
Barzani, head of the Kurdish Democratic Party-KDP. Together with 
Turkish political and military leaders and US representatives, 
they will try and hammer out an historic Turkish-Kurdish accord 
based on a text drafted in Washington. 

Its key elements are: 

A. The Kurdish autonomous government of northern Iraq will grant 
70,000 Turkish troops of the 2nd and 3rd Corps free passage 
through its territory for the Turkish push towards the big 
northern Iraqi oil cities of Kirkuk and Mosul. 

B. While transiting this enclave, Turkish troops will show every 
respect for Kurdish autonomy, thereby also conferring tacit 
recognition on the part of Ankara. 

C. The Turkish contingents will seize control the two oil cities 
with the support of Iraqi ethnic Turkoman units, who will be 
said to have risen up against Saddam Hussein s domination of 
their region. For the moment, the Kurds will not press claims to 
Iraqi oilfields. 

D. Turkey will then proceed to create an autonomous Turkoman 
entity stretching from northern to central Iraq up to the 
approaches to Baghdad. 

E. The United States and Turkey will foster political, defensive 
and economic cooperation between the Kurdish and Turkoman self-
governing provinces and guarantee their security. This clause 
indicates that a portion of North Iraq s oil revenues will be 
channeled to the Kurdish province. 

In advance of this conference, the Turkish army was placed 
Tuesday, December 24, on a high state of preparedness and the 
2nd and 3d corps deployed along the Iraqi border in battle 
array. 

According to DEBKAfile s military sources, the successful 
outcome of the three-way parley on this document will open the 
way for a possible Turkish invasion of northern Iraq and its 
advance on the oil cities without waiting for the general 
American offensive to begin on other fronts. 

A big question still hangs over Saddam Hussein s response to a 
Turkish invasion. Two options are evident: 1. Since, anyway, 
most of northern Iraq has been under Kurdish control for some 
years, the Iraqi ruler could ignore the Turkish invasion and 
concentrate on the defenses of Baghdad and Tikrit. He will then 
have to find a way of telling the Iraqi people that the North 
has fallen into the hands of  insurgents . 

2. He could open up warfronts elsewhere, striking out for 
instance against American troop concentrations in the Persian 
Gulf, Kuwait, Jordan or Israel. 

Gen. Yaalon s trip to Turkey on Tuesday was no doubt intended to 
buttress the western flank of the Turkish military operation. In 
this regard, keeping the Syrian air force on the ground is 
deemed of paramount importance. The Israeli prime minister Ariel 
Sharon s disclosure in a Channel Two TV interview Tuesday night, 
December 24, of information that Iraq is hiding some of its 
chemical and biological weapons in Syria to keep them from UN 
inspectors, is of relevance to this objective. Although he 
stressed that the information needs verifying, Sharon s choice 
of this moment to make the information public will be taken in 
Damascus as a hands-off warning against interfering with the 
Turkish advance into Iraq. 

Our military sources draw attention to the secret military pact 
between Syria and Iraq, first revealed by DEBKAfile in 2001, 
which permits Iraqi military units in the event of war crossing 
into Syria and using it as a base for striking at Israel. The 
information Sharon revealed indicates that Baghdad has invoked 
that treaty by sending units across into Syria to hide some of 
its unconventional weapons. 

There is a certain amount of controversy in Israel over the 
relative perils presented by various enemies. Labor leaders this 
week accused Sharon of fomenting an Iraqi war scare as an 
electioneering stratagem, while the prime minister s Likud 
retorted that Labor was trifling with national security for its 
own campaign. Some Israeli military experts argue that the 
Syrian-backed HIzballah missile deployment on the Lebanese 
border poses a more tangible threat than Iraq. Appearing before 
the Knesset foreign affairs and defense committee on Tuesday, 
December 24, Israel s military intelligence chief, Maj.-Gen. 
Aharon Zeevi offered as his judgment that al Qaeda presents a 
greater danger than Baghdad. 

His point is valid. Even an Iraqi missile attack would be less 
damaging to a country the size of Israel than a radiological, 
chemical, biological or mass-murder attack by terrorists in a 
crowded town center, of the kind of which al Qaeda is capable. 
Terrorism on this scale would have a lasting and profoundly 
traumatic effect on a small country. Most Israeli military 
leaders agree with Zeevi that Palestinian and al Qaeda terrorism 
is potentially more destructive than an Iraqi missile strike. 
What is not generally admitted by the experts however is the 
possibility of al Qaeda and the Palestinians acting as Iraq s 
surrogates. This possibility could become palpable much sooner 
than generally expected should the Turkish army lead the 
American campaign against Iraq by marching into the north.
 

Y did this have to happen to u y god y 

I'll bet that you'll back the U.S. in this war effort when the Al 
Qaida who are hiding in your country start doing nasty things 
which put Canadian people's lives at risk.  They ought to throw 
the damn book at any pilots who are as stupid as those who 
accidentally killed your fellow countryman.  But if you think for 
even one millisecond that we're about to lick your boots, think 
again.  And if you allow Al Qaida to orchestrate attack on the 
U.S. from Canada, don't be surprised if we come a-knockin'.  
We're going to win this fucker.  If you aren't willing to protect 
even your own country from those terrorists hiding in it, don't 
cry to us WHEN they start stirring up shit.  Al Qaida will be 
destroyed.    
   

In Canada we deal with things differently.
In Somalia soldiers from our Airborn regiment tortured and killed
a somali teenager after they caught him stealing inside the 
Canadian barracks.
After this incident the entire Airborn regiment was disbanded.
The soldier that was court martialed for the murder committed 
suicide.

I have never thought that the pilots would ever intentionally 
fire upon Canadian troops.
This is clearly a case of a gung-ho pilot.
Schmidt had been on a lengthy reconnaisance mission that was 
uneventful.
At the first sight of action he (rolled in)
Schmidt did not wait for confirmation and again was not in harms 
way.
He was careless.
I have sympathy for the pilots.
I,m sure it has been very hard on them.
Being from different countries they are still brothers in the 
war against terrorism.

NONE OF THE 9/11 HIJACKERS WERE FROM CANADA.
 
NONE OF THE 9/11 HIJACKERS ENTERED THE STATES FROM CANADA.

I would be in favour of Canada helping out in a war against 
North Korea ,not Iraq.

Does a war with Iraq mean anything? Yes it does. It means 
business. Does it solve any problems with the Islamic threat? 
Somewhat, but not difinitavly. Is the world really in danger of 
Islamic agression? World war one and world war two should have 
taught us this lesson; they won't quit untill they are wiped out.
   Germany is no longer the threat it was, and so be it. But we 
have to remember that it was the freakin' JAP maggots that 
jumped in that really brought America into it full stregnth. 
Seems like Kim suck dung is the "Jap" factor in this war. And it 
is more clearly coming to bear that N Korea may well be the 
nasty little shits that push this all into full scale war. 
   Same shit, different war. 
I sense that we will be diverted and that Syria is also a factor 
yet to be considered. 

you fucking paki wankers to think that you and your people 
think you are the master race to think that you cannot even 
show that you can fight 

I'll bet that you'll back the U.S. in this war effort when the Al 
Qaida who are hiding in your country start doing nasty things 
which put Canadian people's lives at risk.  They ought to throw 
the damn book at any pilots who are as stupid as those who 
accidentally killed your fellow countryman.  But if you think for 
even one millisecond that we're about to lick your boots, think 
again.  And if you allow Al Qaida to orchestrate attack on the 
U.S. from Canada, don't be surprised if we come a-knockin'.

NOBODY WANTS TO ATTACK CANADA, BECAUSE FOR ONE THING, THEY KNOW 
HOW TO MIND THEIR OWN BUSINESS. AMERICA, ON THE OTHER HAND, IS 
SOMEWHAT LIKE A MANGY DOG THAT CANT KEEP ITS NOSE OUT OF 
EVERYONE'S CROTCH. YOU CAN ALWAYS SPOT AN AMERICAN IN A CROWD, 
THEYRE THE ONES WHO ARE TALKING THE LOUDEST, AND MAKING IDLE 
THREATS, LIKE .44 DOES ALL THE TIME. BUT YOU'LL ALWAYS KNOW WHERE 
TO FIND THEM WHEN TROUBLE STARTS: HIDING UNDER THE NEAREST 
URINAL. KIND OF AMUSING WHEN YOU HEAR THEM TALK BIG ABOUT KICKING 
ASS IN THIRD-WORLD COUNTRIES, ITS LIKE YOU OR I CLAIMING OUR 
MANLINESS BY BEATING UP ON CHILDREN. BUT WATCH THEM COWER UNDER 
THEIR BEDS WHEN NORTH KOREA SENDS A FEW WARHEADS OVER. 
 SENDING EACH OTHER E-MAILS OF AN EAGLE WITH A BIG TEAR IN ITS 
EYE PROBABLY WONT BE ENOUGH TO WARD OFF THE EVIL.
 

  

Tell it to Japan.............We sure ran and hid then ! And that 
Tear drop sort of just wet Afghanistan sand just a tad. We are 
sure to kill Iraq with a million acts of kindness!! Kim suck 
Dung is just spouting because he knows we have all of George 
Bushes war toys safely away from North Korea. George needs a set 
of nads tis true. Just think ... Liberman in 04!!!! LOL!!! A 
ZION!!! RULING THE WAR TOYS OF AMERICA !! Popping Muslims in the 
streets of New York and Muslims voting to keep BUSH IN OFFICE! 
           -----things can get worse!------------ 

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,75338,00.html
        Oooooooooooooooooohhhhh! this sucks!!!
           

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,75317,00.html
  Seems Bush is just waiting to have the fodder for war. He will 
never get. But just a tad to the east...........

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Also on Sunday, Egyptian President Hosni "the Greek" Mubarak 
estimated the chances of a war in Iraq at 50-50

He'll have to put down his stick and come home for dinner! And 
Saddam will need to wash that mud from his face! Oh My!LOL!

Wassamatter with this thread????? if it's too slow to load just 
dump the spam cookies! then it loads jus' fine. 
  




Above two lines as not to upset the board goat

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,75331,00.html
Ok BUSH! What the FUCK are you doing?? Sending our boys on a 
fucking cruise?!?! to Kuwait! Look BUSH, ya don't send our boys 
out unless we are shure of what we are doing! So you want them 
there so you can make up your FUCKING MIND?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! And 
decide when the climate suits your little scam? 
   BUSH U R AN IDIOT!!! 
Mean while Kim Suck Dung gets MY FUCKING TAX MONEY TO SHUT HIM 
UP! Just so your fucking EGO war can go on? Live with it ass 
hole! your daddy was a jerk and a failure! 
   Now you want the inspections to go on for another year? WHO 
DO YOU THINK PAYS FOR THIS SHIT ASS HOLE?!?!?!?!?! 
   JJJJJJJJJJJjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzus!

Sorry board goat, had to vent

http://www.whitehouse.com/

http://www.strong.dk/girl.php

>(No attacks today, none tomorrow. We must learn and use 
restraint; we will see our way NOT to attack Iraq. For us to 
lead we must practice what we preach. Starting a war will not do 
this for us. We must rise above such ways and find the true 
strength within us to stay our coarse. War is not the path of 
wisdom. 9-11-02)

 LOL! and way back then it seemed like we would attack any day. 
Here we are five months later and CNN & Bush are drooling, 
having wet dreams about it, but still no war with Iraq. 
  I think it's the Kim suck Dung factor... it is what will 
change everything. 

Im sure most reading this are aware of the unprecedented blanket 
sentence commutations of all death row inmates here in Illinois. 
Outgoing Governor George Ryan has left the state with a 5 
billion dollar budget deficit, sent a message to the street 
criminals that murder is okay (three hots & a cot for life on 
the taxpayers dime), spit in the faces of 156 families who lost 
a loved one to one of the death row animals and actually had the 
fucking nerve to expect justice, slandered every prosecter and 
policeman in the state and shat upon the citizens of the state. 
Granted; 12 executions and 13 death row cases overturned 
indicates a serious problem in the legal system but the fact 
remains that 90% of those on death row when Ryan commuted the 
sentences NEVER expressed a claim of innocence or beaten 
confessions! This was a Ryan powerplay, a smokescreen to hide 
behind. The man is as much of a crook as a crackhead burgler, he 
just dresses better.

Within the next year Ryan himself may be doing hard time for 
having various DMV offices collect bribes when he was Secretary 
of State to finance his run for Governor. Jesse Jackson says he 
deserves the Nobel Peace Prize. I hope he gets it and Jessie 
delivers it to him in his prison cell. Now there's a photo-op.

I still wonder if Iraq is the only point of this military 
buildup in the M.E. or a handy excuse to do it. Rummy signed 
orders for another 35k troops last friday and signed more over 
the weekend. A one thousand man command center will be staffed 
by months end in Qatar I think. We will soon have the capability 
to strike hard against ANY Muslim country in the M.E. The scarry 
part is that the majority of these people hate our guts. The 
longer the troops are deployed in their countries, the greater 
the risk they will be attacked in a terrorist fashion i.e. 
Beruit Marine barracks bombing. I think "shit or get off the 
pot" may apply.

BOY, WAIT TILL THE BOYS START COMIN HOME WITH MUSLIM BRIDES!
MOM AND DAD, WE HAVE TO KNEEL ON THESE LITTLE MATS DURING THE 
CEREMONY, AND REMEMBER, NO PHOTOS: IT STEALS THEIR SOUL.....

IM MOVING TO ILLINOIS, WHERE MURDER IS LEGAL!

THE MAN IS OUT OF CONTROL......

CC: I'm sorry also about the Canadians that accidently got 
killed! But sometimes our pilots are in the air for loooong 
hours at a time, they may have seen something move, thought it 
was the enemy, and dropped a couple! DO NOT FORGET Our Military 
wasnt formed to fight some terrorist fucks that run and hide in 
caves, they were formed for actual hand to hand combat! This as 
President Bush CLEARLY stated "This is a different kind of war" 
Our Military has to be re-trained to deal with the cheap little 
rock throwing, cave dwelling, hiding a scud in his brother-in-
laws garage, fuckers we have never had to deal with before! 
There IS going to be "Friendly Fire"!!! Not just on our side 
hurting (Unintentionally) Your soldiers, but OURS, and possibly 
some others as well! In the Gulf War we "Unintentionally" killed 
British Soldiers, but they understood what happened, did they 
get courtmarshalled? Hell NO! Same with Our Soldiers we 
were "Unintentionally" killed by "Friendly Fire" by different 
countries, did we ask for a courtmarshall? Hell NO! Just fasten 
your seatbelt because there is going to alot of (And I hate this 
term) But "Friendly Fire" accidents!!! WAR is WAR!!!
And why is Iraq so different from N. Korea? YOUR Goverment 
OFFERED its assistance in "The War on Terrorism"! You see 
backing us in a war against N.Korea but not Iraq? P'Shaw! 
Iraq will be free to sell its STOCKPILE  of dirty bullshit to 
someone who will either bomb us, or possibly YOUR country with 
it! Or someone elses! Should we just sit back and say "Oh GOD we 
should have done something about Saddam sooner this would NEVER 
have happened", just like that bastard Usama? Do you not think 
for ONE Minute that if someone attacked Canada the FIRST people 
to offer their assistance would not be the U.S.? THINK AGAIN!!!
And maybe the 9-11 asswipes didnt come from Canada, but the 
Mellinium bombers of 2000 sure as hell tried to cross that 
border! AND WERE CAUGHT! Still in jail and off the streets I 
might add! But there will be more! If you cant handle your 
border between us and you then we will certainly be able to 
assist in that matter also!!! Think about it, WE are NOT YOUR 
Enemy! WE are YOUR Allie!!! We didnt "Intentionally" bomb your 
soldiers, like we know you would not intentionally bomb ours!

X: ~~NOBODY WANTS TO ATTACK CANADA, BECAUSE FOR ONE THING, THEY 
KNOW 
HOW TO MIND THEIR OWN BUSINESS. AMERICA, ON THE OTHER HAND, IS 
SOMEWHAT LIKE A MANGY DOG THAT CANT KEEP ITS NOSE OUT OF 
EVERYONE'S CROTCH. ~~

AHEM!!!!!!!! Maybe you dont remember! But WE WERE ATTACKED 
ASSHOLE!!! That drug us into everyones "Crotch" as you put it!
We didnt ask for it, we didnt bring it, but we sure as hell will 
finish it! And countless countries behind us! You think those 
terrorist bastards will bomb us, kill thousands and get away 
with it? You are so sadly mistaken! There is only ONE way to 
confront a COWARD! Confront him, and KILL him! You wont find ANY 
AMERICAN hiding under some urinal! The Military buildup should 
tell you that! You are the only mangy dog that will be hiding 
under his bed when all hell breaks loose! Because it certainly 
looks like AMERICA  isnt and wont be! By the way when was the 
last time you had a flea dip? Fucker.....

Oh bye the way.... If you live in the U.S., dont like the 
freedom here, would like things to change YOUR WAY, are to 
scared to do anything BUT talk shit, and not die for this 
country, there is an option!



                         LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!

Are you really that stupid?  The fact remains that Canada is 
now harboring terrorists.  Al Qaida has shown that it will murder 
whomever it feels that it must in order to carry out its 
missions.  DON'T be stupid enough to think that Canadian citizens 
are safe just because of their somewhat neutral political status.  
X, you ignorant slut.     
               

Oh, btw, in case you missed it, America was attacked on Sept. 11, 
2001.  Lots and lots of civilians (who are people NOT in the 
military) were murdered (which means killed on purpose though NOT 
on a battlefield).  That means that it is time to spill enemy 
blood.  Now then, you stupid fuck: don't you have some chancres 
to pop or something?     
                 

Bring US your Tired and Weary and Freedom loving people, got 
changed 9-11-2001 to bring us anyone who can fit the description 
of Freedom Loving, Tired of the Terrorist Bullshit, and Weary of 
the False Face pertenders of Freedom Lovers of AMERICA, on 9-11-
2001

If you wont put a name with your post, I wont respond no matter 
how stupid you look!!!

Can we hook up soon? I'm ready to take the big plunge.   
              

Can we hook up soon? I'm ready to take the big plunge.   
              

Can we drop the ass thing for a sec? Or microwaved cats? I was 
hoping for a real response! You should be in on this as sick as 
you are your still an AMERICAN!!!! 

Remember "X" is a black want to be Muslim that got butt fucked 
so many times in jail he now turned into a Mullahs slut. You 
will find him running for his life at the first sign of trouble 
just like Usama and his 72 imaginary pussies! 
 
   

And that is Bushes political game. He is hoping for a major fuck 
up by anyone he can label as Islamic. Then he already has his 
strike team in place and can move before anyone can make sense 
of what happened. I would not put it past his little Dashel run 
SS to prod the CIA into another fake bombing like the Oklahoma 
building or the old favorite stand by "bombing of the barraks" 
         Stay tuned for war. But I predict it will come from 
Syria or else where, not Saddam, he has enough sense to figure 
Bush out. After all he scammed his daddy all to hell! I just 
want to see Kim suck Dung's reaction to havin Colin Powel shove 
his mag light up Kim's ass! LOL!  

I love the Bee Gees even if they sound like chipmunks.  Poor 
Maurice Gibb went into the hospital for surgery for a twisted 
intestine and then died of cardiac arrest 3 days later.  Sounds 
like some mother fucker might have given him the wrong meds or 
something.  That is really fucked up. The remaing Bee Gees 
brotehrrs were on TV last night saying they were planning a full 
investigation into this matter.  That is fucked up.  Rest in 
Peace, Maurice Gibb. 

Some of my best friends are microwaved cats.

Dogs just don't fit in the microwave very well, except of coarse 
the little ones.

Can anyone spell correctly on this board. Of 'coarse' not...

Oh it's ok I used course once and some STUPID Idiot said NO NO 
it's coarse (like in coarse sand paper), unlike a golf course. 
But hey their stupid "word" spell checker is all they have, not 
an education!

I hope they FRY THIS FUCKING NIGGER MUSLIM FAGGOT IN A FUCKING 
BIG MICROWAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!


http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,75502,00.html

Another one of your fellow board members would like to thank you 
for the opportunity to highlight your 'deliberate' mistake of 
not correctly putting a question mark after the word board.


TO THE SITE OWNER.

I respectfully state that having no spell checking facilty here 
was a major oversight.

 

I have a saying

America was turned upside down on that day
But United we were and United we stay!

God Bless America!
We love you George W. Bush
This is in memory of all those lost on 9-11

Are you really that stupid?  The fact remains that the United 
States is 
now harboring terrorists.  Al Qaida has shown that it will 
murder 
whomever it feels that it must in order to carry out its 
missions.  DON'T be stupid enough to think that American 
citizens 
are safe just because of their somewhat neutral political 
status.  
.44, you ignorant slut.     
               

Thank You!
I also have a saying!
FREEDOM doesnt come FREE!

Well I dont know or I should say remember who he is or what he 
is about, but getting into downgrading AMERICANS especially if 
you live in the U.S. makes me feel like packing their bags 
myself and chucking them in the water, and hoping they can make 
it to whatever country suits their fancy!!! 

There is a big differance in "Harboring" Terrorists, (Which we 
most certainly DO NOT DO) And knowing they are here and cant 
quite NAIL THEIR ROCK THROWING, COWARDLY ASSES TO THE WALL YET!!!

Trust me the Oklahoma City Bombing was NOT Fake!

TO THE SITE OWNER.

~~I respectfully state that having no spell checking facilty 
here 
was a major oversight.~~

Facilty?????????

Gee I guess everyone makes mistakes!! :-)

Viagra

They have finally released the ingredients in Viagra:

3% vitamin E
2% aspirin
2% ibuprofen
1% vitamin C
92% Fix-a-Flat

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eye kan spel fiiiiine. itsjustthepuncuationihaveaproblemwith

http://www.fas.org/man/dod-101/sys/ac/f-22.htm

Nellis Air Force base near Lost Wages received their first F/A-
22 today. Touch down was at 10:15am PST. This is the first of 4 
for '03. Check out the new top dog. Far and away the best 
fucking fighter jet in the world. Tim "the toolman" Taylor 
grunting is allowed and highly encouraged!

u all suck

Yeah Yeah...You should know alot about sucking!

That Rapture is DAMAGE!!! My page loaded slowly though, Merlyn 
what was that you were saying about dumping cookies?

From: Merlyn 
                                              To: X 
                                  Date: Mon Dec 30 16:26:06 2002 
If you are all huffed and puffed and can't drop the vendetta, 
not man enough to agree to disagree or not able to just let it 
be. Than I must be. So I will. That is all I can do about it. 

HAVING A BIG PROBLEM KEEPING YOUR WORD? LOL!!!

Oh bye the way.... If you live in the U.S., dont like the 
freedom here, would like things to change YOUR WAY, are to 
scared to do anything BUT talk shit, and not die for this 
country, there is an option!



                                                    
LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!

Bring US your Tired and Weary and Freedom loving people, got 
                changed 9-11-2001 

NO IT DID NOT, NO MATTER WHAT YOU FUCKED-UP IDIOTS WOULD LIKE TO 
BELIEVE. GO AND TRY TO CHISEL IT OUT, AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS TO 
YOU.

AHEM!!!!!!!! Maybe you dont remember! But WE WERE ATTACKED 
ASSHOLE!!! That drug us into everyones "Crotch" as you put it!
We didnt ask for it, we didnt bring it, but we sure as hell will 
finish it! And countless countries behind us!

WE WERE ATTACKED BY TERRORISTS FROM SAUDI ARABIA ON 9-11. DO YOU 
EVER WATCH THE NEWS? NOT TERRORISTS IN IRAQ, OR FROM AFGHANISTAN. 
AND IF YOU THINK WE ARE BACKED BY "COUNTLESS" COUNTRIES, YOU NEED 
TO TAKE A REFRESHER COURSE IN 1ST GRADE MATH.

Lighten up, the fuckin' French froggies gave us that kick-ass 
statue. They'd throw a hissy fit if it was vandelized and blame 
it on the Jews.

I take it from your earlier comments that you believe Governor 
Ryan did the "right thing" by granting blanket commutations 
instead of taking the matter on a case-by-case basis. Why so?

http://www.muslimthai.com/talibanonline/index.php

There is a chatroom there, hehehehe! Im MoHamPlz. They hate me, 
Bwaaaaah! Great fun and no profanity.....yet.

SORRY MOTHER FUCKER BUT AS LONG AS YOUR IN THIS COUNTRY THE US 
OF A YOU WILL EITHER LIKE IT OR LEAVE!!! THAT'S THE FUCKING 
CHOICE!!!! YOU WANT TO DOWNGRADE AMERICANS AND STILL LIVE IN 
THIS COUNTRY AND ENJOY ITS FREEDOMS AND COMPLAIN ABOUT IT? LIKE 
I SAID THERE IS AN OPTION LEAVE!!!!!

We were attacked by Al Quaida you ignorant son of a bitch, where 
do you think they came from? AFGANISTAN/YEMEN/ etc...Based in 
AFGANISTAN! Do YOU ever watch the news? That's the question! Do 
you know how to read a newspaper, a website? I for one an 
AMERICAN am not going to sit here and watch you put us down! If 
you dont recall whom attacked whom then your more of a misguided 
asshole than I thought you were! You sit here (probably 
collecting welfare checks) paid by OUR tax dollars, and have 
thee nerve to put down your own (unless of course you dont have 
your green card yet)country? NAH!!! SORRY!!! Aint happening here 
jugghead! You dont like it here LEAVE!!!

i bet your real smooth and sexy. i want to ride you until you cum 
and then make you cum all over my pretty face and blonde hair. u 
really cant imagine what all your tuff talk does to me. my 
husband drives a truck and doesn't have to know about us. please 
make me your dirty slut   
                       

"There is a big differance in "Harboring" Terrorists, (Which we 
most certainly DO NOT DO)"
Hmmm...
ARAB pilots trained in AMERICAN flight schools fly planes into 
World Trade Center...

 

Get off your friggin' high horse, Marie

http://www.muslimthai.com/talibanonline/article.php?sid=267

http://ussliberty.org/

In 1962, US military leaders designed a plan to conduct 
terrorist acts against Americans and blame Cuba, to create 
popular sentiment for invasion of that country. Operation 
Northwoods included: 

Plans to shoot down a CIA plane designed to replicate a 
passenger flight and announce that Cuban forces shot it down. 
Creation of military casualties by blowing up a US ship in 
Guantanamo Bay and blaming Cuba: "....casualty lists in the US 
newspapers would cause a helpful wave of national indignation," 
and Development of a terror campaign in the Miami and 
Washington, DC. 
Information on Operation Northwoods can be found in James 
Bamford's Body of Secrets, (Doubleday, 2001), and at the 
following URLs. 
http://www.baltimoresun.com/bal-te.md.nsa24apr24.story 
http://www.earlham.edu/archive/opf-l/May-2001/msg00062.html 
http://www.gwu.edu/~nsarchiv/news/20010430/ 
http://abcnews.go.com/sections/us/DailyNews/jointchiefs_010501.ht
ml

Now, let's look at the contemporaneous media coverage of 
Operation 911. Did you notice that during the event and for 
weeks after, we heard no excerpts from the conversations between 
the air traffic control centers and the pilots of the four 
aircraft? 
Those conversations are recorded by the air traffic control 
centers. Surely those conversations were newsworthy. They should 
have been available to the media immediately. Why didn't we hear 
them? I believe the answer to this question is simple: 

If we could hear the conversations that took place, we would 
hear the airline pilots telling air traffic control that the 
controls of their airplanes would not respond. The pilots, of 
course, would have no way of knowing that their craft had been 
fitted with Global Hawk technology programmed to take over their 
planes. 

But no, we MUST believe the crashes were the work of Muslim 
terrorists. Therefore we were not permitted to hear the news as 
it happened. We will have to wait for the FBI/military 
intelligence people to cook up doctored and fictional 
conversations. They will then serve them to the public through 
the complicitous mass media and strategically 
placed "investigative reporters," and we will be asked to 
swallow them. Many of us will.  

If you're too pussy to use a handle, then don't expect anyone to 
take whatever you say seriously.  You tell Marie to "get off her 
high horse" but I don't see you stating facts or well-founded 
opinions, like Marie does.  I don't see you rebutting anything 
she says with your own evidence or any reputable references.  All 
I see coming from you is inability, inferior intellect, lack of 
common sense, cowardice, and, most of all, frustration.

To X:
All I can say about you is that you are obscenely ignorant of the 
world around you and that you seem to harbor a deep inner-hatred 
of those who happen to care about the country they live in.  Are 
you, perhaps, mildly retarded?  Down's Syndrome maybe?  Or maybe 
you're a racist.  Am I getting close?

You read the propaganda? Fuck that bullshi'ite. Its much more 
fun to go into the chatroom and brain-fuck the muzzie's. Its 
soooo satisfying when they get their panties bunched and log 
off. If you want some far-fetched conspiricies, this is for you:

http://disc.server.com/Indices/149495.html

Ok well last I knew "Harboring" meant "Giving Safe Haven"! Which 
you know as well as I do that we are NOT going to do with ANY 
terrorist group. Yes we were taken advantage of when the 
terrorists learned how to "Pilot" the planes in OUR Country, 
which makes me ill. Which the INS should have been more aware as 
to whom we were giving Visa's to. It's sickening to think 
they "Used" us to further their own agenda, and in turn led up 
to the events of 9-11, killing Thousands of Innocent people! 
It's pathetic that, that had to be OUR wake up call. 

Too simple-minded and the conspiracy theory isn't that cut & 
dry. Many strange inconsistencies surround 9-11. More than one 
explanation can be said for several aspects. Afghanistan was 
being used by the Saudi exiles, like Usama, as a base of 
operation. The poppy headed people of Afghanistan would do 
anything for you or anyone else, as is their way. Easy prey to 
the rotten fuckers that not only took over but took it upon them 
selves to destroy what was the history of the Buddhist religion 
in that country and smear it with their own pagan born slut of a 
religion, yes I say SLUT, as what is prohibited in life is 
engendered as a goal in their afterlife. This includes fucking 
virgins and drowning in alcohol, both prohibited by Islamic law 
(religion) during life. 
   Remote control planes? We only could wish it was that simple. 
Most, in fact almost all people today in the west cannot 
conceive of tribal or religious war. They are ignorant of the 
enemy in this regard and come up with many strange ideas to 
explain away what they do not understand. Fact is YES they are 
that fucking sick and hell bent. Yes they would sever your head 
and prance around with it like a trophy. They think it is their 
god given right to kill anyone who opposes their phony little 
peon of a god. Just as they have been raised and brainwashed by 
generations of Mullahs and parents who believe what they do is 
right, so have the west been raised by a westernized Dogma of an 
eastern religion and brainwashed not to understand. 
   With all of this head strong simple minded religious control 
freak Dogma; the Koran and the Bible with a side order of 
Judaism the rest of the world is now facing the fact these 
ignorant self serving ideals fail the human race in every way we 
can conceive. 
     And that doesn't even touch the unbelievable fact if the 
Roman Catholic Church and it's gross abuse of children. I will 
say in closing this. The American Indian does not have a word in 
their language for religion. Think about it.

Just making sure she is aware whom she is talking to LOL! I'll 
try to be more...uh...whatever. Yes I hate the fuckers who use 
religion as a ground for war and bigotry. The American Indian 
views every thing as a form of god and would never sever himself 
or raise himself from the Nature around him. He was easy prey to 
the crusading dogma warriors of religion. They could not 
understand what they were fighting was a people who would 
destroy the very food they eat, land they lived from and the air 
they breath. A depth of ignorance beyond their understanding.

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I take it from your earlier comments that you believe Governor 
Ryan did the "right thing" by granting blanket commutations 
instead of taking the matter on a case-by-case basis. Why so?

I WAS BEING SARCASTIC. WHAT KIND OF A FUCKED-UP MORON LETS 
MURDERERS OUT OF PRISON IN HANDFULLS, EXCEPT ONE WHO HATES THE 
CITIZENS HE SUPPOSEDLY REPRESENTED.

SORRY MOTHER FUCKER BUT AS LONG AS YOUR IN THIS COUNTRY THE US OF 
A YOU WILL EITHER LIKE IT OR LEAVE!!! THAT'S THE FUCKING 
                  CHOICE!!!! 

THE STATUE OF LIBERTY, THE U.S.CONSTITUTION, AND THE BILL OF 
RIGHTS SAY OTHERWISE. ITS SAD THAT A PERSON SO SUPPOSEDLY IN LOVE 
WITH AMERICA DOESN'T HAVE THE SLIGHTEST CLUE AS TO WHAT THE LAWS 
ARE. MAYBE YOU SHOULD LEARN A LITTLE BIT ABOUT THE COUNTRY YOU 
SAY YOU LOVE.

Yes we were taken advantage of when the 
terrorists learned how to "Pilot" the planes in OUR Country, 
which makes me ill. Which the INS should have been more aware as 
to whom we were giving Visa's to. It's sickening to think 
they "Used" us to further their own agenda, and in turn led up 
to the events of 9-11, killing Thousands of Innocent people! 
It's pathetic that, that had to be OUR wake up call.

KINDA FUNNY......HUNDREDS MORE POTENTIAL TERRORISTS HAVE ENTERED 
THE US SINCE 9-11........MATTER OF FACT, SOME "KNOWN" TERRORISTS 
WERE GIVEN EXTENTIONS ON THEIR VISAS, I WONDER WHO WOKE UP? 

You were accusing Canada of 'harboring' terrorists.  They did no 
more that the US

We were attacked by Al Quaida you ignorant son of a bitch, where 
do you think they came from? AFGANISTAN/YEMEN/ etc...Based in 
                AFGANISTAN!

ACTUALLY, IN THE REAL WORLD, THEY ARE BASED AND TRAINED IN 
NUMEROUS COUNTRIES, AND MOST BESIDES YOU KNOW THAT.(NO CABLE IN 
YOUR TRAILER COURT?) THERE ARE NEWS ARCHIVES AVAILIBLE AS TO THE 
TRAINING CAMPS IN YEMEN, SOMALIA, SUDAN, LIBYA, WHICH ARE LARGER, 
AND BETTER FUNDED. PUT YOUR LEGS TOGETHER FOR A CHANGE, AND MAKE 
AN ATTEMPT TO KNOW WHAT YOURE TALKING ABOUT.
WE ATTACKED AFGHANISTAN FIRST, BECAUSE THEY HAVE THE LAND WE 
WANTED TO PUT AN OIL PIPELINE THROUGH.

RQ-4A Global Hawk (Tier II+ HAE UAV)
The Global Hawk (Tier II+) High-Altitude, Long-Endurance 
Unmanned Aerial Vehicle (HAE UAV) program is an Advanced Concept 
Technology Demonstration (ACTD) designed to satisfy the Defense 
Airborne Reconnaissance Office's (DARO) goal of providing 
extended reconnaissance capability to the Joint Force commander. 
Extended reconnaissance has been defined by the Director, DARO, 
MGen Kenneth Israel, as "the ability to supply responsive and 
sustained data from anywhere within enemy territory, day or 
night, regardless of weather, as the needs of the warfighter 
dictate." Two complementary HAE UAV systems are being developed 
under this program; a conventional design (Tier II Plus) and an 
Low Observable configuration (Tier III Minus). 
The Tier II Plus air vehicle will be capable of standoff, 
sustained high altitude surveillance and reconnaissance. It will 
operate at ranges up to 3000 nautical miles from its launch 
area, with loiter capability over the target area of up to 24 
hours at altitudes greater than 60,000 feet. It will be capable 
of simultaneously carrying electro-optical (EO), infra-red (IR), 
and synthetic aperture radar (SAR) payloads, and will be capable 
of both wideband satellite and Line-Of-Sight (LOS) data link 
communications. During the development phase, scheduled to 
conclude 1QFY98, two vehicles, two sets of payloads, and a 
ground control station will be procured and field tested. Global 
Hawk's first flight was from Edwards Air Force Base, CA on 28 
February 1998. 

http://www.public-action.com/911/oblintrv.html

There were training camps in the US as well

Eyes in the Sky
Arial Systems
by Colonel Ronald W. Wilson

Family of Unmanned Aerial Vehicles
In 1988, Congress directed the Department of Defense (DOD) to 
establish a Joint Program Office for unmanned aerial vehicles 
(UAVs) and develop a master plan for military UAVs. The Family 
of UAVs continues to evolve based on field experimentation, 
Service requirements, and operational requirements from the 
various warfighting commanders in chief. All current and planned 
UAV systems are multi-Service and intended to be as 
interoperable as practical and connected to Service command, 
control, communications, computers and intelligence 
architectures. 

http://www.fas.org/irp/agency/army/tradoc/usaic/mipb/1996-
3/wilson.htm

DALLAS -- The U.S. Air Force's Global Hawk unmanned aerial 
vehicle (UAV) system, developed by Northrop Grumman Corporation 
(NYSE: NOC), has been named the winner of the Robert J. Collier 
Trophy. The National Aeronautic Association (NAA) yesterday 
announced the award, which honors Global Hawk as the top 
aeronautical achievement of 2000. 

Lighten up, the fuckin' French froggies gave us that kick-ass 
statue. They'd throw a hissy fit if it was vandelized and blame 
it on the Jews.

 OK, AND JUST TO PROVE IM SINCERE, I'LL LET MY DAUGHTERS HAMSTERS 
OUT OF THEIR CAGE, KINDA LIKE A GOVERNOR RYAN FOR RODENTS.
 WHENEVER SOME MORON TELLS ME WHAT THE STATUE OF LIBERTY SAYS, 
NOW OR IN THE FUTURE, AND THEY DON'T HAVE A FUCKIN CLUE AS TO 
WHAT THEYRE TALKING ABOUT, I'LL SAY WHATEVER I PLEASE TO THEM. IF 
YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT, THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE 
GOTTON PISSED OFF WHEN SOMEONE SHOWED "THEIR" PATRIOTISM BY 
STEALING YOUR FLAG FROM YOU. BUT YOU DIDNT WANT TO LIGHTEN UP 
ABOUT THAT......DID YOU?
 IF AMERICANS BELIEVE THAT BEING PATRIOTIC MEANS KEEPING YOUR 
MOUTH SHUT UNLESS YOU AGREE WITH THEM, AND WISHING DEATH FOR 
EVERYONE ELSE, THEN WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THEM, AND THE 
AL-QUEDA?               NOTHING.
 ON THE DAY MY FREEDOM OF SPEECH IS TAKEN AWAY, IS THE DAY I 
DEFECT TO THE OTHER SIDE.

A dedicated group of experienced civilian and military pilots, 
including combat fighter pilots and commercial airline captains, 
just finished a marathon 72 hours of non-stop briefings and 
debate over the current crisis evolving from the use of 
commercial aircraft as cruise missiles against the World Trade 
Center and the Pentagon on 11 September.
     The so-called terrorist attack was in fact a superbly 
executed military operation against the United States, requiring 
the utmost professional military skill in command, 
communications and control. It was flawless in timing, in the 
choice of selected aircraft to be used as guided missiles, and 
in the coordinated delivery of those missiles to their pre-
selected targets.
     As a tactical military exercise against two significant 
targets (world financial center and the citadel of world 
strategic military planning), the attack, from a psychological 
impact on the American public, equaled the Japanese "surprise" 
attack on Pearl Harbor 7 Dec 1941. The over-riding question: If 
we are at war, who is the enemy?
     The group determined that the enemy is within the gates, 
that he has infiltrated into the highest policy-making positions 
at the Federal level, and has absolute control, not only of the 
purse strings, but of the troop build-up and deployment of our 
military forces, including active, reserve and National Guard 
units.
Colonel Donn de Grand  Pre (US Army - Rtd.)
http://www.geocities.com/mknemesis/colonels.html

The 9-11 activity and horrific destruction of US property and 
lives was intentionally meant to trigger a psychological and 
patriotic reaction on the part of the US citizens, which is 
paving the way for "combined UN activity" (using the fig leaf of 
NATO) for striking key targets in both the Middle East/ South 
Asia and the Balkans. The goal continues to be
ultimate destruction of all national sovereignty and 
establishment of a global government. The trigger for the 9-11 
activity was the imminent and unstoppable world-wide financial 
collapse, which can only be prevented (temporarily) by a major 
war, perhaps to become known as WW 111. To bring it off (one 
more time), martial law will probably be imposed in the United 
States.
     In each of the major wars of the 20th century, the 
financial manipulators (located in the City of London and New 
York City) had placed the US (and much of the Western world) in 
a monetary expansion mode, followed by an ever-tightening vice 
of a gigantic credit squeeze. We now have two ongoing and 
tightly controlled simultaneous events
(emanating from the two symbolic targets of 911}:

     

http://www.geocities.com/mknemesis/passengers.html

The Alqueda failed on their primary target, the white house. The 
fact that the trade center fell completely to the ground more 
than made up for the mistake however and was not part of the 
plan. It is also more a case of pathetic failure on the part of 
America that continues to allow private enterprise (airlines and 
more) to operate in such a way as to endanger the American 
public. It never should have been able to happen. 

Im still searching the city for MY flag! Hehehe. The bitch of it 
is they all look alike, the flag that is, not the thieves, nyuk 
nyuk nyuk.

Speaking of flags, in the last pictures I saw of a anti-American 
Pakistani flag burning party, the flags they were burning had 
six big white stars in the field of blue. Im no flag historian 
but I can't recall seeing that model in any history books. I 
still think selling them some extremely flammable "ready-to-
lite" flags that flash-torched anyone within a 20 foot radius 
would be funny as hell. A good "Jackass" stunt me tinks. 
Remember the pics of the Paki guy on fire after lighting the 
American flag early on in the Afghanistan house cleaning?
That was some funny shi'ite! Lighten up indeed! LOL!!!





 

I kill goats for Satan.

at the risk of sounding gay, i sorta like naked men, the way 
they look i mean.

So do the Greeks, French, Cathloics, Romans, Muslims and 
well...gays

sometimes when i jack my meat i think about licking and sucking 
a big fat hairy mans asshole, i would not actually do that, are 
you kidding me.

i have my hairy hand around my hairy cock as i speak, mmmm i 
like to squeeze it, anyone , i wish i had a jack off buddy, or a 
butthole buddy.

I like to lick the scum from camel cock, while I dream of eating 
your ass hole.

that's ok with me you gay hunk of cock sucking scum

i should have eaten your hairy ass when i had the chance

IF I HAD A BIGGER COCK I COULD HAVE YOU USE IT BUT IT'S ONLY A 
ONE INCHER SO IT IS KIND OF HARD TO DO WHAT YOU WANT

well u big hairy assed short fucker  now i have to be the one 
using the dildo in my ass while u suck me

I AM WAITING FOR YOU MY GAY HAIRY COCK SUCKER. CUM TO ME

i am on my way my gay lover  save the buffalo chips for me

Why do niggers put their garbage out in clear plastic bags?
So mexicans can window shop.

Why do mexicans buy Cabbage Patch dolls?
Because they come with birth certificates.

Why don't mexicans have any Olympic teams?
Because all the mexicans who can run, jump, or swim have already 
left the country.

Why don't mexicans play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.

Why do mexicans have re-fried beans?
Have you ever heard of a mexican doing anything right the first 
time?

How can you tell a mexican airline?
It's the one with hair under the wings.

What do you get when you cross a mexican with an octopus?
I don't know but it sure can pick lettuce.

What are three things you can't give a nigger?
A black eye, a fat lip and an education.

What do niggers use to wash their white clothes?
BLEEATCH!

Why can't spics be firefighters?
They can't tell Jose from hose B.

What did the nigger say when he slid down the zebra?
Now you see me, now you don't, now you see me, now you don't.

What is the difference between a pair of jeans and an Ethiopian?
A pair of jeans only has one fly on it.

What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want 
to call a black person?
Neighbor.

What do you call two Ethiopians in a gold sleeping bag?
Twix.

Why is a Spic like a Skunk?
Beause they're half balck and half white, and smell like shit.

Whats the difference between a nigger and a letter?
You can send a letter back to where it came from.

Whats the difference between the holy grail and a nigger's daddy?
You may find the grail.

What is black, runny, and scratches on glass?
A nigger in a microwave.

What do you call 9 mexicans in front of your house?
A spicket fence.

How does the navy use niggers?
They debone them and use them as wetsuits.

What does Pontiac stand for?
Poor Old Niggers Think Its A Cadillac.

Do you remember the nigger family on the Jetsons? No?
The future looks pretty good!

Did you hear about the nigger that thought he was bleeding to 
death?
Turns out he just had diarhea.

Why don't jews like oral sex?
It's too close to the gas chamber.

Why don't you run over a nigger on a bike?
Its probably your bike.

What do you call 50 niggers burried up to their necks in dirt?
Afro-turf.

Why do niggers drive with their windows up?
They think the smell is coming from outside.

Why do niggers eat tootsie rolls with a fork?
So they dont bite their fingers.

What do you call two nigger cops on motorcycles?
Chocolate chips.

Why don't niggers celebrate Thanksgiving?
KFC isn't open on holidays.

Why do niggers like basket ball?
It involves running, shooting and stealing.

What has four legs and a black arm?
A happy pitbull.

How do you know if a nigger is well hung?
If you can't fit your finger between his neck and the noose.

Did you hear about the jewish child molestor?
He hid in the bushes and said, "Hey little boy, wanna buy some 
candy?"

Did you hear about the jew bitch who told her husband, "Give me 
10 inches and make it hurt."?
He fucked her twice and threw her down the stairs.


How many nigger college students does it take to screw in a 
lightbulb?
Only one, but he gets 6 credits for it.

What's the difference between dog shit and niggers?
When dog shit gets old it turns White and quits stinking.

<HTTP://www.mrcharlie.addr.com/imagefiles/joke1c.gif>
What's the difference between a jew and a pizza?
A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

What's the difference between a nigger and a snow tire?
A snow tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black?
Niggers.

Why don't sharks eat niggers?
They think it's whale shit.

What do you call a nigger in a tree with a briefcase?
Branch manager.

How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek?
<HTTP://www.mrcharlie.addr.com/imagefiles/joke1d.jpg> They don't 
work in the future, either.

Why do niggers cry during sex?
The Mace.

How do you stop a nigger from drowning?
Take your foot off the back of his head.

How do you get a nigger out of a tree?
Cut the rope.

What did the Alabama sherriff call the nigger who had been shot 
15 times?
Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.

What do you get when you cross a retard with a gang banger?
Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.

Why do niggers stink?
So blind people can hate them too.

What do you get when you cross a nigger and a spic?
<HTTP://www.mrcharlie.addr.com/imagefiles/joke1e.jpg> Someone 
too lazy to steal.

Why don't niggers take aspirin?
They refuse to pick the cotton out.

What do nigger kids get for Christmas?
Your bike.

What's a niggers idea of foreplay?
"Don't scream or I'll cut you, bitch."

Why do spics drive low-riders?
So they can cruise and pick lettuce at the same time.

<HTTP://www.mrcharlie.addr.com/imagefiles/joke1f.jpg> What do 
you get when you cross a jew and a gypsy?
A chain of empty retail stores.

Why don't nigger kids play in the sandbox?
Cats keep covering them up.

What do you call an apartment full of niggers?
A COON-dominium.

Why are there no nigger astronauts?
<HTTP://www.mrcharlie.addr.com/imagefiles/joke1g.jpg> Their lips 
explode at 50,000 feet.

How do you babysit a niglet?
Wet his lips and stick him to the wall.

How do you get him down?
Teach him to say "Motherfucker."

<HTTP://www.mrcharlie.addr.com/imagefiles/joke1h.jpg> How else 
do you babysit a niglet?
Put Velcro on the ceiling and tell him to jump.

How do you get him down?
Invite the spics over, blindfold them and tell them it's a 
pi ata party.

Why do jews have big noses?
Air is free.

What is a nigger on a bike?
Thief.

What's long and black and smells like shit?
<HTTP://www.mrcharlie.addr.com/imagefiles/joke1i.jpg> The 
welfare line.

What do you call 50 niggers at the bottom of the ocean?
Good start.

What is the worst 3 years of a niggers life?
First grade.

How was break dancing invented?
Niggers trying to steal hubcaps from moving cars.

Why do niggers keep chickens in their back yards?
<HTTP://www.mrcharlie.addr.com/imagefiles/joke1j.jpg> To teach 
their kids how to walk.

How do you know Adam and Eve were not black?
You ever try to take a rib from a nigger?

What is a nigger?
Proof that skunks fuck monkeys.

What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead 
nigger in the road?
The dead dog has skid marks in front of it.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk?
"I set WHO free?"

Why are chimps always frowning?
They know in a million years they are going to turn into niggers.

Why is interrogating a Mexican like a pool ball?
<HTTP://www.mrcharlie.addr.com/imagefiles/joke1k.jpg> The harder 
you hit it the more English you get.

How many jews can you fit in a VolksWagon?
All of them if you put them in the ashtray.

A nigger and a spic jump off the Empire State Building, who hits 
the ground first?
Who cares.

A nigger and a spic jump off the Empire State Building, who hits 
the ground first?
The spic, because the nigger had to stop on the way down and 
spray paint "motherfucker" on the wall.

<HTTP://www.mrcharlie.addr.com/imagefiles/joke1l.jpg> Why don't 
spics have barbeques?
The beans keep falling through the grill.

<HTTP://www.mrcharlie.addr.com/imagefiles/joke1m.jpg> You hear 
about the new car made in Israel?
Not only can it stop on a dime, it will go back and pick it up.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a pickle on his head?
A quarter-pounder.

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a phone booth?
<HTTP://www.mrcharlie.addr.com/imagefiles/joke1n.gif> All of 
them.

How do you start a foot race in Ethiopia?
Roll a doughnut down the street.

How many niggers does it take to pave a driveway?
One if you spread him real thin.

How do you blindfold a chink?
Dental floss.

How do chinks name their kids?
They throw silverware down the stairs.

What's the difference between a nigger and a bag of shit?
<HTTP://www.mrcharlie.addr.com/imagefiles/joke1o.gif>
<HTTP://www.mrcharlie.addr.com/imagefiles/joke1p.jpg> The bag.

What's the most confusing day in Harlem?
Father's Day.

When does a Black man turn into a nigger?
As soon as he leaves the room.

What do you call a nigger with a Harvard education?
Nigger.

What do you call a nigger in a courtroom in a 3 piece suit?
The defendant.

There is a nigger and a spic in a car, who's driving?
The cop.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling?
He doesn't know he's black.

How long does it take a nigger bitch to take a shit?
9 months.

Why don't nigger women wear panties to picnics?
<HTTP://www.mrcharlie.addr.com/imagefiles/joke1q.jpg> To keep 
the flies off the chicken.

Why does Alabama have niggers and California have earthquakes?
California got first pick.

Why do Mexican cars have those little steering wheels?
So they can drive handcuffed.

Why are niggers like sperm?
Only one in a million actually work.

What do you call Mike Tyson with no arms?
Niger nigger nigger.

How do you fit 100 Cubans in a shoe box?
Tell them its a raft.

Why do police dogs lick their ass?
To get the taste of nigger out of their mouth.

What can a pizza do that a nigger can't?
Feed a family of four.

Why did the nigger carry a piece of shit in his wallet?
I.D.

What is red green yellow orange purple and pink?
A nigger dressed for church.

Why do niggers have flat noses?
That's where god put his feet when he was pulling off their 
tails.

<HTTP://www.mrcharlie.addr.com/imagefiles/joke1r.jpg> Did you 
hear that the KKK bought the movie rights to Roots?
They're going to play it backwards so it has a happy ending.

What is the difference between a white owl and a black owl?
A white owl goes, "Who, who," a black owl goes, "Who dat? Who 
dat?"

Did you hear about the new Black Barbie?
It comes with 12 kids, AIDS and a welfare check.

What is black, white, and rolls off the end of the pier?
A nigger and a seagull fighting over a chicken wing.

What do you get when you cross a nigger with a gorilla?
A dumb gorilla.

What is the difference between Batman and a black man?
Batman can go out at night without Robin.

Did you hear about the new Chap Stick for niggers?
It comes in a spray can.

What's the difference between niggers and pit-bulls?
It's still legal to own a pit-bull.

What do you say to a black man in uniform?
"I'll have a Big Mac with cheese and a coke."

Why do niggers walk the way they do?
Because they spent the first nine months of their lives dodging 
a coat hanger.

What happened when the Ethiopian fell in the crocodile pit?
He ate six crocs before they could pull him out.

Why do niggers call white people "honkies"?
That's the last sound they hear before the white people run them 
over.

How do you stop a nigger from going out?
Pour more gas on him.

Did you hear about the nigger with insomnia?
He kept waking up twice a week.

What do you do if you run over a nigger?
Reverse.

Why do decent white folks shop at nigger yard sales?
To get all their stuff back.

Who were the three most famous women in black history?
Aunt Jemima, Diana Ross, and Mother Fucker!

Hear about the new bumper sticker that says "Run, Jesse, Run"?
You put it on the front of your car.

What do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles have in common?
They're both niggers.

How come Stevie Wonder & Ray Charles can't read?
They're both niggers.

Why do niggers wear wide-brimmed hats?
So pigeons can't shit on their lips.

Why did so many nigger soldiers get killed in Vietnam?
Every time someone yelled "Get down!" the niggers would jump up 
and start dancing.

What do you get when you cross a nigger with a Vietnamese?
Nothing. There are some things even a Vietnamese won't do.

What's black and tan and looks good on a nigger?
A Doberman Pinscher.

What's the fastest animal in the world?
The Ethiopian chicken.

Did you hear about Evel Knieval's new motorcycle stunt?
He's going to ride through Ethiopia with a sandwich tied to his 
back.

Did you hear about Ku Klux Knieval?
He tried to jump 50 niggers with a steam roller.

Why was golf invented?
So white people get a chance to dress like niggers.

What do you do if you see a nigger with half a head?
<HTTP://www.mrcharlie.addr.com/imagefiles/joke1s.jpg> Stop 
laughing and reload.

Why did god create orgasms?
So niggers know when to stop.

Why did god give niggers rhythm?
Because he fucked up their hair, nose and lips.

Why are so many niggers moving to Detroit?
They heard there were no jobs there.

Why can't nigger women become nuns?
Because they can't get used to saying 'superior' after 'Mother'.

How do you fit 15 niggers in the back of a Cadillac?
Don't worry, they'll figure it out.

What's yellow and black and makes you laugh ?
A bus full of niggers going over a cliff.

How do you stop a nigger from drowning?
You don't.

Whats the differance between Afghanistan and Christmas?
Christmas will be here this year.

Whats blue and hangs in my front yard?
My nigger I can paint him whatever color I want.

Why do seagulls have wings?
To beat the niggers to the dump.

What's a crying shame?
When a bus full of niggers drives off a cliff and there were 3 
empty seats.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a feather up his ass?
A dart.

Why did the Jews wander in the desert for 40 years?
Because one of them lost a quarter.

What does N.A.A.C.P stand for?
Niggers Are Always Causing Problems

How many spics does it take to have a bath?
Five, one to lie in the tub and four to spit on him.

What do a nigger and an apple have in common?
They both look good hanging from a tree.

Why are niggers always buried 12 feet deep?
Deep down they're good people.

What's the difference between a porch monkey and a yard ape?
The length of the chain.

What's black, orange, and very pretty?
A nigger on fire.

What do you have if you've got a nigger up to his neck in cement?
Not enough cement.

How was copper wire invented?
Two jews fighting over a penny.

How do you starve a nigger?
Hide his welfare check under his work boots.

<HTTP://www.mrcharlie.addr.com/imagefiles/joke1t.gif> How do you 
get 12 niggers in a Volkswagen?
Throw in a welfare check.

How do you get them out?
Throw in a job application.

Why are there trees in Harlem?
Public transportation.

How does a black woman fight crime?
She has an abortion.

What do you say when you see your T.V. floating around at night?
"Drop it nigger."

sweet dreams u big nigger lover u

Oh my God those are funny jokes (NOT). Did you copy and paste 
them all by your lonesome or did mom help?

I'll bet the house deed and three vehicle titles you wince, turn 
away and cower in fear at the sight of a person "different" from 
you. Better yet, your uncontrollable fear dictates you live a 
lifestyle that keeps any contact with minority peoples at a 
minimum? I'd suggest telling those moldy old jokes to the 
American troops in Kuwait or Quatar or Afghanistan to boost 
their morale as a white American soldier would be the first one 
to kick your stinkin' ass! You see, black, white or purple, they 
are all knee deep in the shit together and must depend on each 
other. No "I" or "U" in TEAM, eh?

~~NOBODY WANTS TO ATTACK CANADA, BECAUSE FOR ONE THING, THEY 
KNOW 
HOW TO MIND THEIR OWN BUSINESS. AMERICA, ON THE OTHER HAND, IS 
SOMEWHAT LIKE A MANGY DOG THAT CANT KEEP ITS NOSE OUT OF 
EVERYONE'S CROTCH.~~
==============================================================
~~WE WERE ATTACKED BY TERRORISTS FROM SAUDI ARABIA ON 9-11. DO 
YOU 
EVER WATCH THE NEWS? NOT TERRORISTS IN IRAQ, OR FROM 
AFGHANISTAN. 
AND IF YOU THINK WE ARE BACKED BY "COUNTLESS" COUNTRIES, YOU 
NEED 
TO TAKE A REFRESHER COURSE IN 1ST GRADE MATH.~~
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Hmmm
Well "In The Real World" Must be a scary subject for you huh?
If YOU knew what you were talking about that would be gratifying!
You cant possibly think AMERICANS are going to sit back and 
watch you talk shit about us, and not say a word!!!!!

The remark about AMERICANS was uncalled for!
You can fight and bitch and moan with everyone else all you want 
but when you drag the USA into it, you have drug ALL AMERICANS 
into it! So dont think you can talk shit about us and get NO 
response in return!

And when your talking about where the terrorists were from when 
we were attacked, you did say "Not Afganistan"! I suppose we 
just marched on in to Afganistan, decided they came from there 
(With NO Proof) and went after Al-Quaida oh well just for the 
hell of it! RIGHT!!! You suggested that we AMERICANS cant keep 
our nose out of "Everyones Crotch", as if we asked to be 
attacked? GET REAL! What the hell were you doing the morning of 
9-11? Walking around outside with a sign hanging from your neck 
reading "We want to be attacked by Al-Quaida today"?
Maybe your an AMERICAN, I KNOW I am, I'm NOT a "Mangy Dog", 
maybe you are! But when you make your remarks about 
AMERICANS, "Your own people" keep in mind that not all of us 
will be "Hiding in Urinals" IF all hell breaks loose! If you 
want me to respect your right "Freedom of Speech", then respect 
mine "Freedom of Speech" right back at you! 

I should keep my leggs closed? Ha!
If your Mom did we wouldnt be having this argument right now!

~~You were accusing Canada of 'harboring' terrorists.  They did 
no 
more that the US~~

WTF?
Dude you better go back and read the posts!!!
I never accused Canada of doing a Got Damn thing!
You little freak!

STILL CALLING PEOPLE NAMES(SEE ABOVE POST), AND BACKING UP 
NOTHING YOU SAY, AS USUAL. ARE YOU MERLYN'S SISTER? LOL!!! YOU 
BOTH ACT THE SAME AGE...
 
I WONDER HOW LONG YOU'LL TURN A BLIND EYE AS TO WHATS "REALLY" 
GOING ON? EVEN AFTER THE LOVED ONE COMES BACK WITH THE "GULF 
SYNDROME", AND WITHERS AWAY? 

You cant possibly think AMERICANS are going to sit back and 
watch you talk shit about us, and not say a word!!!!

WHY WOULD I CARE WHAT YOU SAY? AREN'T YOU THE ONE WHO POSTED HOW 
GREAT THE ECONOMY WAS GOING BECAUSE YOU WENT CHRISTMAS SHOPPING, 
AND SAW LOTS OF PEOPLE? LOL!!! EVEN THOUGH ALL DEPT.STORES 
REPORTED IT THE WORST SEASON IN 20-30 YEARS? ROFL! YEAH, YOURE 
REAL INFORMED.......

I suppose we just marched on in to Afganistan, decided they came 
from there (With NO Proof) and went after Al-Quaida oh well just 
for the hell of it! RIGHT!!!

ACTUALLY, THE U.S. DID EXACTLY THAT. 

You suggested that we AMERICANS cant keep 
                    our nose out of "Everyones Crotch", as if we 
asked to be attacked?

THE MORE I TALK TO AMERICANS SUCH AS YOURSELF, WITH YOUR UNEARNED 
ARROGANCE, AND THE ATTACKS ON PEOPLE WHO DON'T AGREE WITH YOU, 
SHOWING THAT YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT FREEDOM OF SPEECH, OR FREEDOM 
IN GENERAL, THE MORE I BELIEVE THAT WHAT AMERICA NEEDS IS TO BE 
ATTACKED AGAIN AND AGAIN.
IF GETTING 3,000 KILLED MADE AMERICANS TREAT EACH OTHER WITH 
RESPECT(AT LEAST FOR AWHILE), THEN MAYBE A NUCLEAR 
EPISODE(KOREA?) THAT KILLED MILLIONS MIGHT BE THE BEST THING FOR 
THE U.S.!

AND THE MORE I TALK TO IGNORANT PEOPLE LIKE YOU, THE MORE I'LL 
ENJOY IT WHEN IT HAPPENS. I'M SURE THE N.KOREANS WILL HAVE THEIR 
NUKES READY BY SUMMER, AND HAVING TO PICK BETWEEN PEOPLE LIKE YOU 
AND MERLYN, AND THE N.KOREANS, IT'S AN EASY CHOICE! 
GOOOOOOOOOOOOO PREMIER KIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If I were gay would you people really care? If I lived in eastern 
Oklahoma would any of you give a shit? Maybe I just like to fuck 
with you assholes. Or make fun of your stupidity. Maybe I am gay, 
but you people would never know. I might work alongside you, sit 
next to you in a class, or stand with you in the welfare line. 
you would not know me or me you. Don't let my slight build fool 
you though: I can protect myself if I have to. I may be 
effeminate on the outside, but I can cat fight with the best of 
them and will not hesitate to scratch you with my nails. After I 
win a fight I like to suck your dick nice and dry.     
       

If someone now a site with afghan mp3 please mail me
afghandragon@web.de

IF GETTING 3,000 KILLED MADE AMERICANS TREAT EACH OTHER WITH 
RESPECT(AT LEAST FOR AWHILE), THEN MAYBE A NUCLEAR 
EPISODE(KOREA?) THAT KILLED MILLIONS MIGHT BE THE BEST THING FOR 
THE U.S.!
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Golly gee, I wonder who this madman could be? Any guesses anyone?

From: Marie 
To: Y 
Subject: I must interject, even if you werent talking to me! 
Date: Tue Jan 14 19:26:25 2003 
Message:
There is a big differance in "Harboring" Terrorists, (Which we 
most certainly DO NOT DO) And knowing they are here and cant 
quite NAIL THEIR ROCK THROWING, COWARDLY ASSES TO THE WALL YET!!!

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Responding to:
From: Y 
To: .44 
Date: Tue Jan 14 19:09:04 2003 
Message:
Are you really that stupid?  The fact remains that the United 
States is 
now harboring terrorists.  Al Qaida has shown that it will 
murder 
whomever it feels that it must in order to carry out its 
missions.  DON'T be stupid enough to think that American 
citizens 
are safe just because of their somewhat neutral political 
status.  
.44, you ignorant slut.     
               

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---------------From: .44 
To: X 
Date: Tue Jan 14 01:47:19 2003 
Message:
Are you really that stupid?  The fact remains that Canada is 
now harboring terrorists.  Al Qaida has shown that it will 
murder 
whomever it feels that it must in order to carry out its 
missions.  DON'T be stupid enough to think that Canadian 
citizens 
are safe just because of their somewhat neutral political 
status.  
X, you ignorant slut.     
               

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Marie, you were defending that post, ergo the conclusion that 
you also share the view.  Or were you just 'pertending' to be 
upset?

When are you going to ask Marie to marry you???? 

He has u know who real interested I see LOL!!!!!! 
    Can we vote "X" as king Wanker for the day? 

AND THE MORE I TALK TO IGNORANT PEOPLE LIKE YOU, THE MORE I'LL 
ENJOY IT WHEN IT HAPPENS. I'M SURE THE N.KOREANS WILL HAVE THEIR 
NUKES READY BY SUMMER, AND HAVING TO PICK BETWEEN PEOPLE LIKE 
YOU 
AND MERLYN, AND THE N.KOREANS, IT'S AN EASY CHOICE! 
GOOOOOOOOOOOOO PREMIER KIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Awwwwwwwwwwwww, ya poooooooooor baby, Kim Suck Dung your Idol? 
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! You are too stupid to know who Kim wants to 
nuke. 

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,75603,00.html
Ahhhhhhhhhh. My prayers are answered!!!!!!!!!! LOL! 

He should be smiling!! He will meet ALALALALALALAH very SOON!
  Heck he will have 72 virgins and plentyful fruit!! LOL!!
        Or perhaps he will just FRY  and come back as a cock 
roach!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
   La t fucking da!
May the whole of his little Satanic Muslim clan suck eggs right 
along with him!

BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ sizzle sizzle sizzle~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Bush and his skull and bones club..er Congress need to spend as 
much OR MORE on AMERICAN needs and give support to our country, 
NOT NORTH KOREA! Before he will ever rate even a one on my 
scale. He blows BILLIONS on foreign aid while my school cannot 
afford to pay teachers a good salary. My son can't get a full 
time education, having to do a 4&1/2 day week because the 
FEDERAL GOVERNMENT IS TOO FUCKING BUSEY GIVING OUR JOBS TO 
FOREIGNERS AND FOREIGN COUNTRYS MAKING CHEAP DISPOSABLE GOODS 
THAT ABSOLUTELY SUCK AND CANNOT BE REPAIRED (coasting even more 
Americans their jobs) OR LAST LIKE THEY SHOULD!!!!!!!
>>>>>>>>>> Until then.... he rates a  -9
and that doesn't even touch on the personal war he is waging 
with our sons and daughters lives to protect his family interest 
in the Kuwait oil fields.  

Still up to your usual I see...... Ya never change

Oiy! FRY THE BOY! Virginia still has the electric chair? Oh my, 
how barbaric! (snicker chuckle belly laugh) I hope they remember 
to wrap ductape around the punk's head so his eyeballs stay in 
the sockets. Or not. Never fear, superhero's ex-Gov Ryan, Jesse 
Jackson and Al Sharpton will save the day! "When sweet young 
Malvo's in trouble we are not slow, its hip, hip, hip and away 
we go." Oh wait, Im thinking of underdog. Oops. 

Oh yes you bet! We have the hot seat here in Va just a waiting 
to send Malvo and his pimp daddy to see the great and pitiful 
ALALALALAh! That's why he is here! Virginia fried chitlin' Ol' 
Jessie jackson won't save this one!

Did you catch Bush's speech today?
Current plan is to eradicate Medicare

Hope you're  doing  o.k.  Haven't 'seen' you here  for  awhile.
Be well.

Over breakfast Thursday, a group of newly minted Republican 
senators gave him a sympathetic ear when Rumsfeld complained 
that Congress did not fulfill a Pentagon request last year to 
set aside $10 billion in emergency funds to pay for the 
accumulating costs of fighting the global war on terrorism.

Part of the fight against terrorists, Rumsfeld said, are 
preparations for possible war against Iraq.

"He needs some immediate help," said Senate Armed Services 
member Lindsey Graham, R-S.C. "His request for money is probably 
legitimate."

The expense of deploying forces to the Gulf is being met with 
funds intended for other purposes, Rumsfeld said Wednesday at a 
news conference.

"I think it was a mistake that we didn't have the $10 billion 
approved. We knew we were going to spend it," he added. "We knew 
the global war on terrorism wasn't going to go away, and yet it 
wasn't approved."

Just 10 BILLION that's all.

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the usual not to your liking, i can surely change things up a 
bit, does this mean war?

Why does America always pick on iraq because they broke un 
sanction that why. Guess what Israel has broke U.N rule for 
almost 64 years. But why does U.N do anything because they have 
America on thier side. Oh then it is because Iraq has abilities 
to make nukes right. Well guess what Israel had abilities to 
make it 40 years ago and you thinkl they don't have one now. U.N 
does noting because they know USA is there ally. I do believe 
USA behind the scenes is controlled by Jews . They continue to 
pick on muslims . When Jews kill muslims in Palestine it is 
nothing but when one Jew is killed by Arabs it is a terrist 
attack . This is the world we live in now
e-mail me at afgpride920@aol.com for comments

Canadian radio operator: vessel 256 please change course 15 
degrees south.

American: no way you change course 15 degrees north

Canadian: no no you change course 15 degrees south now!

American: look buddy this is the U.S.S Lincoln we are not
 changing course, you change your course or you will be run over!

Canadian: This is the light house. Have it your way!

War? with u? No we have a truce, just keep it that way. 

FUCK you and the sand dune your father fucked the camel you call 
your mother on! You bitch and whine like a Jew going in the 
oven! Take your mother fucking ass and cry to your fucking 
pedifile slut you call Allah! BOTH Muslims and fucking Jews 
should fucking wipe each other out and save the rest of the 
world from having to hear you bitch and moan. I am sick and 
tired of your stupid civil war and your damn shit head bigotry! 
Take your god damn book of DOGMA and shove it up your ass and 
fucking wistle DIXIE for all I care. America thinks you and your 
stupid shit religion ought to be wiped clean off the face of the 
earth! I HATE MUSLIMS AND I HATE JEWS! so that makes you both 
fucking EVEN! HAPPY??!!??!!??!!??!!??

$#*&@*$#!!!!!!! JOKES!

Ok Board goat...new thread

This is the transcript of an actual radio conversation of a US 
naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of 
Newfoundland in October, 1995 Radio conversation released by the 
Chief of Naval Operations

Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to 
avoid a collision

Canadians: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the 
South to avoid a collision

Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, 
divert YOUR course

Canadians: No I say again, you divert YOUR course

Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND 
LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET WE ARE 
ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS 
SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES 
NORTH, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER-MEASURES WILL 
BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP

Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call.

Yah that,s the one.
Couldn,t remember the joke.
Maybe i should leave the joke telling to you.

Yah, i don,t know what an apostrophe is.  i,d ask my mum, but 
i,m quite sure she,d only bitch-slap me again, y,know?    
                            

Yah, i don,t know what an apostrophe is.  i,d ask my mum, but 
i,m quite sure she,d only bitch-slap me again, y,know?    
                            

I googled the USS Lincoln and found that, just knew I'd heard it 
before. The strange thing is I clicked on what claims to be 
the "official" US Navy site for the Lincoln and all these 
warnings pop up from the browser telling me how "nonsecure" the 
site is! If you get a chance, try it. It took a inordinate 
amount of time to leave that site too, so Im going to run my 
adware/spyware program and see what pops up for deletion. I'd be 
slightly pissed if the government is tracking visitors to that 
site and tracking where they go on the internet. Who knows?   
Thats why I'll hit Taliban Online and bash some extremists 
before sacktime! Paranoia is setting in maybe. Pete Townsend 
minus the downloaded child porn, ahhh but Jihadi sites saved in 
the favorites. I'd probably be in deep shit over whats on my 
computer even though Im a gung-ho patriot.

https://www.cvn72.navy.mil/

i wasn,t patriotic for Canada until those pilots accidentaly 
killed canadians. then i suddenly became a proud canadian, eh? 
i,m still trying to figure out how to use an apostrophe.   
      

And I quote' ,,Stop it. You,re fuckin, killin, me already, eh!,,

it would appear my friends that the end of the world is upon 
us!!!

due to this countries immigration policies the british folk are 
pretty fucked due to biological weapons being manufactured in 
peoples livingrooms!!!!!!

you see if they wernt in this country in the first place there 
would be no problem. but the soft sods of the labour party just 
let them filter in.

our streets, schools, hospitals, community centers are littered 
with forigners who shouldn't be here in the first place, making 
everywhere stink of shit an curry!!!!!

oh well nevermind!!!!!!

VOTE BNP.

You should check out a article in todays edition of the 
toronto sun.
The article is about the pilots trial and the news coverage that 
it is getting.

torontosun.com

Saddam Vows to Defend Iraq, Defeat Enemies in Speech 


 
Friday, January 17, 2003
 
BAGHDAD, Iraq    Saddam Hussein urged the Iraqi people Friday to 
defend the country against the United States, and vowed that an 
attack on Baghdad would be "suicide" for anyone who tried.

.
This should read: and vowed that an attack on Baghdad would 
be "suicide" for everyone ,including everyone in baghdad, when 
they try. 

 
 
 

There is no PRIDE in being an American, you know why?  Because 
any peice of shit foreigner, be they terrorists or the poorest 
scumbag gets to come off here and live off our land.  There is 
no PRESTIGE in being an American.  I feel ashamed, when years 
ago, people had to have a sponsor, job, etc. in order to come 
into this great country, now any peice of shit can come over 
here illegally and get all the free health care, food, shelter, 
etc. America has become the toilet of the universe and it breaks 
my heart.  I hang my head down real low, because we true 
Americans are being flooded with more and more shit every day.  
It is a tragedy that the scumbag Bush and mayors STILL ALLOW all 
this shit despite what happened on 9-11.  The United States 
Government is AGAINST its own citizens, where any foreign peice 
of shit, terrorist and/or spy is given leniency. 

Kind of like a diluted drink eh? it sucks. It is time for those 
of us who are native to take our place a leaders. Just my view. 

(as leaders) #$*&! I'll learn to type some day

The things those wacky dictators say! "Mother of all battles" 
was a classic. Kim's "sea of fire" is pretty good but Saddam is 
the master shit talker. Bush probably would rate better as a 
trash talker if it weren't for those pesky advisors holding him 
back! He did slip in "axis of evil" and Im sure we'll hear some 
more funnies before Bush is thru. Kim and North Koreans really 
surprised me, I thought they were more quiet and low-key but 
here they are, slinging shit and threats with the best of 'em. I 
guess you can never really know a Stalinist dictator.

If there are any young ladies reading this board who plan on 
taking part in the war protests over the weekend, I would highly 
encourage you to remove your clothing to attract attention to 
the....um.....cause! After all, whats winter without a little 
nipp-le in the air? heheheheh.

The best one yet............. A million acts of kindness!! LMAO!
Is that a million dollars? A million dead Iraqies? Sure, we do 
all the work, and buy a million things to keep the economy 
going.. or perhapse it's a Million ways to strip us of our 
rights. Perhaps it's a million new mexicans! LOL! 
        Oy! (oh yea) 

FUCK you and the sand dune your father fucked the camel you call 
your mother on! You bitch and whine like a Jew going in the 
oven! Take your mother fucking ass and cry to your fucking 
pedifile slut you call Allah! BOTH Muslims and fucking Jews 
should fucking wipe each other out and save the rest of the 
world from having to hear you bitch and moan. I am sick and 
tired of your stupid civil war and your damn shit head bigotry! 
Take your god damn book of DOGMA and shove it up your ass and 
fucking wistle DIXIE for all I care. America thinks you and your 
stupid shit religion ought to be wiped clean off the face of the 
earth! I HATE MUSLIMS AND I HATE JEWS! so that makes you both 
fucking EVEN! HAPPY??!!??!!??!!??!!??
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Are you a nigger? Cause I hate fuckin niggers ....

Fuck this page takes forever to load!!!!

Okay kids ... *Get ready for battle* ... If last time was 
anything to go by, arm yourself with popcorn and beer, kick back 
on the couch and enjoy the show from your TV screen.

Thats right: fuck you!! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK 
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!! I hope you 
die soon and it is extremely painful. Die in agony I say. I'll 
be seeing you soon.

The things those wacky dictators say! "Mother of all battles" 
was a classic. Kim's "sea of fire" is pretty good but Saddam is 
the master shit talker. Bush probably would rate better as a 
trash talker if it weren't for those pesky advisors holding him 
back! He did slip in "axis of evil" and Im sure we'll hear some 
more funnies before Bush is thru. Kim and North Koreans really 
surprised me, I thought they were more quiet and low-key but 
here they are, slinging shit and threats with the best of 'em. I 
guess you can never really know a Stalinist dictator.

If there are any young ladies reading this board who plan on 
taking part in the war protests over the weekend, I would highly 
encourage you to remove your clothing to attract attention to 
the....um.....cause! After all, whats winter without a little 
nipp-le in the air? heheheheh.
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I be not a ladeee hehehe but I do say with this Korean crap I 
mean fuck just fuckin remove these fucks from power once & 4 
all - I mean fuck, get on with it!!! Here in the depraved UK it 
seems that most people against war with Iraq. I am 100% 4 it. I 
say that Korean shit has abused his power to an extreme and the 
same goes 4 that fucking Hussein shithead. These people deserve 
to die. I would like to see em die - in fact I'd love to 
personally execute them and quite a few other motherfuckers 
round. Dig?

it would appear my friends that the end of the world is upon 
us!!!

due to this countries immigration policies the british folk are 
pretty fucked due to biological weapons being manufactured in 
peoples livingrooms!!!!!!

you see if they wernt in this country in the first place there 
would be no problem. but the soft sods of the labour party just 
let them filter in.

our streets, schools, hospitals, community centers are littered 
with forigners who shouldn't be here in the first place, making 
everywhere stink of shit an curry!!!!!

oh well nevermind!!!!!!

VOTE BNP.
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Actually I do like curry - but now that we have the recipe ... 
You think your shit don't stink? Get a life. Have you ever 
considered the fortune of your birthright? I'm with you on this 
(sad fucker) those immigration rules are AWOL. I am interested 
with what is properly integrated in society: and you my friend 
are probably not ....

He should be smiling!! He will meet ALALALALALALAH very SOON!
  Heck he will have 72 virgins and plentyful fruit!! LOL!!
        Or perhaps he will just FRY  and come back as a cock 
roach!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
   La t fucking da!
May the whole of his little Satanic Muslim clan suck eggs right 
along with him!
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lol U is funny. I like U. I eat my brains .. is gud .. I have 
some hmm is gud yes!!

Please, kind suh! PLEASE don' be gettin' de rope an' de horse, 
boss! I's bein' de good servant what always was yo' frien' an' 
shi'. You be hatin' me an' shi' cause I stinks an' I plays de 
mid-nite basketball. But I's only doin' what de parole occifer he 
done tol' me what to do to keep out de white man's way an' shi'. 
An' dey's dis new kind of soap it get rid of ol' LeeRoy's stink, 
so's yo' can be proud of me when I's shines yo' shoes an' brings 
in yo' crops an' shit.   
                  

Please, kind suh! PLEASE don' be gettin' de rope an' de horse, 
boss! I's bein' de good servant what always was yo' frien' an' 
shi'. You be hatin' me an' shi' cause I stinks an' I plays de 
mid-nite basketball. But I's only doin' what de parole occifer he 
done tol' me what to do to keep out de white man's way an' shi'. 
An' dey's dis new kind of soap it get rid of ol' LeeRoy's stink, 
so's yo' can be proud of me when I's shines yo' shoes an' brings 
in yo' crops an' shit.   
                  

You sure have been a busy beaver for a dead dude. Whatcha think, 
lets just nuke every fucking thing in the M.E. and be done with 
it already? Screw that pussified dialog crap, glass parking lots 
for supersized SUV's I say! North Korea is simple. Since the US 
provides much of their food, cut off the food and watch 'em 
starve. Roll in with bulldozers and bury the boney fuckers.

Above was a bad attempt at smartass sarcasim. But seriously, in 
the morning I may attend a anti-war protest to check out the 
women and possibly promote the idea of partying naked at my 
house as a form of protest.

Please, kind suh! PLEASE don' be gettin' de rope an' de horse, 
boss! I's bein' de good servant what always was yo' frien' an' 
shi'. You be hatin' me an' shi' cause I stinks an' I plays de 
mid-nite basketball. But I's only doin' what de parole occifer 
he 
done tol' me what to do to keep out de white man's way an' shi'. 
An' dey's dis new kind of soap it get rid of ol' LeeRoy's stink, 
so's yo' can be proud of me when I's shines yo' shoes an' brings 
in yo' crops an' shit.   
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I don't buy it LeeRoy. Stop creeping round the inner city with 
your head stuffed full of fuuurking crack some fucking gun in 
you ass-ugly mitt and maybe wake up to the fact that the slave 
trade was abolished some time ago. In the meantime eat shit & 
die. 

Above was a bad attempt at smartass sarcasim. But seriously, in 
the morning I may attend a anti-war protest to check out the 
women and possibly promote the idea of partying naked at my 
house as a form of protest.
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You let me know if you get good blow job from anti-protestor .. 
mebbe she will suck it & fuck it for you .. and maybe all of a 
sudden there is no more war!! (we be majick.)

eat shit and die you fucking rancid racist closet queen semen 
drowned chickenshit piece of allah fuck!!!!!!!!!!!

eat shit and die you fucking rancid racist closet queen semen 
drowned chickenshit piece of allah fuck!!!!!!!!!!!
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eat shit and die you fucking rancid racist closet queen semen 
drowned chickenshit piece of allah fuck!!!!!!!!!!!

Many a time have I wanted to beat the shit out of that furry 
little bastard that always seems to piss me off. Either by 
taking a nice warm shit on my brand new carpet, or decided to 
use me as a clawing device. 

In this small file, i'd like to suggest ways to hurt or piss of 
the little shithead that you can't get rid of, usually cuz 
you're mom thinks it's the nicest fucker alive. 

1 -- Kick it Around, you know, when the fucker get's in your 
way, whether it be when you're taking a shit and it comes in and 
watches, or when you're sleeping and it sits on your face. Just 
put a little force into it and BLAM! The fucker goes flying. 
It's especially nice to watch a cat go flying on a wood floor, 
with all four spread, doing 360's and crying like a Mexican 
without his burrito. Kicking him from under (like under the 
stomach) let's loose a flying cat, spinning and twirling in the 
air. 

2 -- Tail tricks....This is the fun part...Seeing the cat can't 
really get to it's tail, you can do shit with it and the cat it 
defenseless. Try tying the cat's tail to his front paw, cuz 
everyone time it walks, it's tail get's pulled, looks like some 
diseased person trying to walk. Or even better, get a nice grab 
of the tail, and start spinning the cat around using it, the cat 
will have to take the pain, cuz by force of nature, it can't 
reach it's paws around to scratch you since it's spinning so 
fast it's paws are spread-eagle like. If you have glue, and the 
cat's tail is long enough, or maybe just a tad shorter, you can 
glue it's tail to it's nose, which is cool. The cat moves his 
head and his ass comes up with it (how'z that for a chain 
reaction?) Like it'll be walking around town with it's ass all 
dangling up, all the other furry fucks will ram it up, which in 
turn, will make the cat freak when it tries to sit down (get 
it?). But that's kinda mean. 

3 -- Wiskers (heh, heh, heh)....Ok, you know who you are people, 
you kind that clips cat's wiskers and laughs like hell. Cat's 
use wiskers to navigate in the dark, like when they're entering 
a tight spot, their wiskers will tell them if they're about to 
run into something (kind of like those cadillacs with those 
metal tubes sticking out the side). So what do you do? You cut 
the fuckers wiskers, down to you start getting fur. Then you 
gotta through the cat in a closet, and open the door, oh, about 
4 inches. The cat will naturally be fucked and stunned that us 
humans would do such a thing (it probably is equlivant of a cat 
cutting off your dick) and he'll start bumping around, wondering 
what the fuck....So you just sit there and laugh your ass off. 
The cat might eventually make it's way out of the closet, but 
maybe you could, hmmm...Find something else to do to it after 
that? (grin> 

4 -- Pillow Case....Well, this is kind of funny...All you do is 
throw the little fuck in a pillow case, and go into an open room 
(you don't want to beat it to death, well, not yet adleast). And 
start swinging the fucker around in circles, again and again, 
the cat will probably crying for it's life (but don't give in to 
it's whining, cuz when it get's out, it wants blood) keep 
swinging it around and around, faster and faster, stop when 
you're too dizzy to figure out where the cat is, then quickly 
open the pillow case and let the bastard fall out (it WILL fall, 
believe me). You got to make sure you can see it (cuz you're 
gonna me almost as dizzy). The fucker will be sitting there, 
moving it's head in circles, still thinking it spinning. This is 
the good part, cuz as far as the cat knows, it's totally high on 
Catnip or something. You can do anything, it's up to you. 

4 -- Water ...We all know that cats hate water more than dogs, 
and would rather travel in a car then deal with it. But cat's 
are funny as hell in water. Try filling up a tub, or a sink, or 
something with water in it that the cat will fit in. Throw the 
fucker in for a minute or two (unless it's definitely going to 
drown, we'll talk about killing them later) and watch it 
squeal..They act like water is acid or something and yet they 
still drink water out of the toilet when none is available 
(these fuckers gotta get their facts straight). After the cat 
has had enough torture, grab it by the ear, or tail, or get a 
good grab around it's head and throw it out (throw it outside 
you fool). When a cat get's wet (especially a long-haired cat) 
they look like giant ferrets, really nasty like (which might 
persuade you to do something else, like nail it to a 2 by 4 and 
shoot it full of b-b's) but don't hurt it too bad.. 

5 -- Misc. shit....Stick the cat in the Microwave (no, really) 
and don't turn it on (yet) just let it sit there, and look 
through the little see-through window...It should be scared as 
hell, since it's in a really tight spot, can't move much at 
all...If you really want to screw the fucker, nuke it! Just nuke 
it for 20 seconds at a time...The cat will start squirming at 
about 10 seconds (depending on the wattage of the 
Microwave)...After about 30 seconds, the cat will definitely 
have radiation poisioning, which will probably kill it within a 
month or less. If you nuke it for a minute, you'll probably kill 
it, depending on the size of the cat, the microwave cooks inside 
out, so after a minute, it's intestines and lungs will be a 
little toasty, maybe killing it, if not, probably sterilizing it 
or leaving it a slow and terrible death. Of course, you can 
go "All-Out" if you REALLY express rage for it, and can nuke it 
for 5 minutes...This is NOT for the Squeamish....I DO know 
someone who did this, and saw it....It was pretty fucking gross, 
and being the cat hater I am, I still felt sorry for it. In 30 
seconds, it starts kicking and screaming and freaking out (which 
brings me to the point, you gotta make sure the door can't be 
opened, and you gotta make sure you don't want the microwave 
anymore). In 1 minute, it was started to spaz like nothing 
you've ever seen before, some blood was coming from it's mouth 
due to internal cuts the Nuking did, all types of seisures and 
some last moans were following at 2 minutes. At about 2 and a 
half minutes, the cat was still alive, it's pupils were dialated 
and it was twitching like someone stuck a Electrolysis gun up 
it's ass...At 3 minutes, it's almost dead...The smell of the cat 
would make any mortician throw up, that's why I would suggest 
alot of open windows and doors and some type of gas mask on. The 
last two minutes it the cool part...Now that the fucker is dead 
(for good reason too) it's time to watch the fireworks...I think 
at around 4 minutes, the cat started popping, it's eyeballs 
literally popped out of it's sockets, and the blood started to 
ooze, not a pretty sight..At about, 4 mins 15 seconds, it's fur 
starts to curl (although it was already crispy) and at about 5 
minutes, the whole microwave is one big slaughterhouse. Which 
brings me to clean up...DON'T! I said earlier, Nuke the cat in a 
microwave you no longer want to use (not to mention the 
microwave is probably broken anyway). Just throw the microwave 
away and chuckle off a couple laughs...Even take poloraids if 
you want. 

Thanks!! I have e-mail this 2 all my frens' & shit and they is 
already thanksing me now!! I think this is excellent advice even 
if you don't own a cat because you never know - you might one 
day and you can probably do most that shit with guinea pigs & 
hamsters too.

When u die u will cum back as a cat, owned by a freak who likes 
to microwave cats

... also if he don't have a microwave he'll just chuck you 
directly on the stove and watch you dance.

better to be a cat than british or canadian

Me once hung a very mean cat with a rope tied to a pipe in a 
basement. Executed the scratching, biting, hissing little 
bastard meself. Had to do it twice, the fucking twat scratched 
the rope in half the first go at it. He's in a better place now.

glad you hung very mean cat.

Me am just hung boo-coo

i am a real sick boy  my mother used to put me in the oven when 
i was a baby  she turned it on once and gassed me and then lit 
the burner  it burned all my hair off   my daddy bitch slapped 
my mother until she passed out   

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Only in America

1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house
faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America......are there handicap parking
places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick
walk all the way to the back of the store to get their
prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes
at the front.

4. Only in America......do people order double
cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors
open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth
thousands of dollars in the driveway and put
our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America......do we use answering machines
to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't
miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to
in the first place.

8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages
of ten and buns in packages of eight. (THIS ONE
ALWAYS BUGGED ME!)

9. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to
describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many'
and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines
with Braille lettering.

EVER WONDER ~~~~

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing 
liquid is
made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes?
Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of 
progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

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In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed 
through
stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer 
goods.

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( and that's 
the only time
I have to work on my hair.)

On a bag of Fritos: ..You could be a winner! No purchase 
necessary. Details
inside. (the shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and 
that would
be how??...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." 
(but, it's
"just" a suggestion.)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn 
upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after 
heating."
(...and you thought????...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." 
(but
wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:"Do not drive a car or operate 
machinery
after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the 
rate of
construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds 
with
head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and... I'm 
taking
this because???....)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use 
only."
(as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other 
use." (now,
somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a 
news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open 
packet, eat
nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not 
enable you
to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for 
this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw:"Do not attempt to stop chain with your 
hands or
genitals." (..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

The hardest thing in life is to know which bridge to cross and 
which to
burn.

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other 
use." (now,
somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
----------------------------------------------------------------
Chopping up little rodents.

Feline Sushi? Its mmm mmm good.

ever wonder why u suck?

How To Fuck A Chicken  
     Okay, the first thing we've got to get straight here 
(besides your dick, you can get it up for a chicken, can't you?) 
is that you need to somehow acquire a chicken of the correct 
gender and condition. It has to be a hen, you know, female. A 
rooster (boy chicken) will not do, so forget it fag! Neither 
will a pullet (teenage girl chicken) do it for you. No, it has 
to be a mature female chicken that lays eggs! Nothing else will 
do the trick you pervert. Now, chickens are monotremes. No, 
that's not contagious. A monotreme is an animal with only one 
sewer pipe. That's right, a chicken only has one hole down there 
for your pleasure. The reason you need an egg-laying hen is that 
she is accustomed to opening up that hole every day to squeeze 
out an egg that is approximately the same diameter as the 
average dick. That might be too big of a hole for some of you 
pencil puds, but read on.  
     Presuming that you have obtained a proper object of 
affection, the next subject of discussion is one that you will 
really like: bondage. You need to carefully and securely tie up 
the chicken's wings and feet, especially the feet. First tie the 
wings together at their bases, as tight as you can get them, 
then wrap the whole thing in duct tape. You in a band? You 
always have duct tape if you're in a band. Or is it duck tape? 
Does anyone out there plow ducks? Don't tell me, just send 
pictures. Anyway, after tying the wings securely, tie the feet 
strongly together leaving plenty of extra cord. Bring the 
chicken's feet forward to the head, then take a wrap of the 
cords around the base of the neck and then tie them together 
wrapped around the base of the wings. Lastly, wrap the feet 
thoroughly with duct tape. Why all this bondage and tapeage? 
Besides the fun of it, it's necessary to keep your balls and 
tender inner thighs from getting ripped to shreds. Those are 
claws on the ends of that chicken's feet and she's not going to 
like it very much if you rape her. The tied wings keep them from 
flapping and beating the hell out of you (like you deserve), 
besides they make a convenient handle.  
     You are now ready to fuck your first chicken. All you need 
now is a hard-on and some lubricunt (sic). I can't help you with 
the hard-on, give yourself a hand. As for the lubricunt, Your 
hen doesn't think you are Billy (admiring the mirror) Idol or 
even Evan (Mr. Sensitivity) Dando. She ain't gonna get wet for 
you, dude. Smear lots of Vaseline on your pecker, lube the 
chicken chute and push. You got the whole thing in? Damn, you 
got a short little pud! Chickens aren't very deep. If you were a 
real man, you'd have barely more than the head in. But then, if 
you were a real man, you wouldn't be raping chickens now would 
you?  
     Your grip should be one hand around the base of the 
chicken's neck, the other holding the tied-together wings. Short 
strokes or you'll pop out. Oh yeah, you're only capable of short 
strokes, I forgot.  
     Now cums the fun (and really brutal) part. You've got to 
time this just right: when you are there and you're almost ready 
to shoot, use your non-wings hand to break the chicken's neck. 
As she dies she will convulse and undergo muscular spasms. Some 
of these spasms will be contractions around your dick and if you 
time it exactly right they will occur as you cum.  
     I believe it was that old fag Oscar Wilde who said "You 
always kill the thing you love." In this case, you can not only 
kill but also pluck, eviscerate and devour the thing you love. 
Most of you are such lame urbanites that you wouldn't have the 
necessary skills to butcher a dead lover. Jeffery Dahmer is 
dead, so he isn't able to advise you. Just throw her in the 
garbage you wasteful twerp. Maybe it would be a good idea to 
carefully conceal her in a garbage bag or something, the 
neighbors might talk.  
     You have now fucked your first chicken. Don't you feel 
really good about yourself now, Chicken Boy?  

A LESSON FROM NATURE'S CLOWNS

The Shitball here again to spin you all a few tales of 
recklessness and heartache. Other scholars asked me to do an 
article,  so I decided to go ahead and give it a try. We met to 
discuss ideas at our typical meeting place, House of Feces 
without Brits, Canadians and Asshole Coward French cafe on 3rd 
street. After a few bagels and many cups of coffee I finally hit 
upon the theme of the article that was met with two thumbs up 
from the B ster. I should give a little back-story before we 
delve deep into the topic at hand. Many moons ago I was a senior 
in high school. At the start of the year it came to my attention 
that I needed another physical education credit to graduate. I 
decided to take the first period gym class so that I could have 
the afternoon off school for the entire year. Little did I know 
that first period gym would be the greatest gym class ever. My 
first day of gym class at first seemed normal enough. I got 
dressed and trotted out to the gym to probably run or something. 
When I got out of the locker room I was met by my favorite 
clique in high school, the Special Ed. Room. On one half of the 
gym there were your normal kids who weren't special and on the 
other end of the room there were the retards. Kids in 
wheelchairs trying to do lay ups. Kids with tourettes running 
around screaming,"BALL HAIR FUCK PENIS WRINKLER CUNT MAGIC!". 
There were your typical droolers, kids who just stared and spazz 
on that side of the gym. That was the side of the gym I wanted 
to go play on. They always had fun, whether it was rolling a big 
red ball to each other or just pretending that they were playing 
golf. The retards always had fun. It made me smile with pride to 
see one of the down syndrome kids jog to the halfway mark of the 
gym and start sprinting and finally crash into the foam padded 
wall and start laughing hysterically as he crawled around on the 
floor. The lord works in mysterious ways but he sure knew what 
he was doing when he created the retard, or as I call 
them, "Nature's Clowns  Before I get into my tale of woe. 
Halfway through the semester of Gym the retards were taking 
over. One of the wheelchair bound kids named Dead dude was a 
good buddy of mine. I would go up to him and say,"Hey Dead dude! 
what dead dudee is it?" and he'd yell back in high pitch and 
throw his hands in the air and go, " I DON'T KNOW! I DON'T HAVE 
A WATCH!" Then one day I asked him and he didn't say anything 
but pointed to his wrist and pushed the button his watch and it 
said in a robotic voice,"THE DEAD DUDEE IS 8:39." Dead dude 
yells arms flailing,"OH BOY! 8:39" and speeds off in his 
wheelchair. Bringing tears of joy to my eye. Everyday these two 
kids with down syndrome. One male and one female would sneak 
behind the wrestling mats and dry hump. While they were dry 
humping they would moan,"UNF! UNF! UNF! OH GOD YES! UNF UNF 
UNF!" making everyone including the gym teacher laugh 
hysterically.Then one day. The impossible happened. We go out 
from the locker room and our teacher tells us what we're doing 
today. DODGEBALL. Yes, dodge ball. The game where you throw 
balls at each other really hard to make a person cry or hurt. 
This dead dudee it was even better. The other half of the gym 
was made to play with us. YOU HEARD CORRECTLY! TARDS AND NORMAL 
MUNDANES ALIKE WERE TO PLAY DODGEBALL TOGETHER IN HARMONY! This 
was setting up to be the greatest day of gym EVER! We begin 
playing. The first kids out are the kids in wheelchairs. That 
makes me a sad panda. A few other kids are out but then Jamal a 
6'4 black kid with downs syndrome get the ball. He looks around 
for a target and sees a nice preppy popular girl who's name 
escapes me looking the other way. Jamal hurls the ball and nails 
her hard in the head. She's out and shaken but the big smile on 
Jamal's face made my heart melt. After the first game we being 
another one. I begin my crusade to save Dead dude the Crippled 
boy with the cool watch by pelting everyone who tries to hurt 
him. My plan works and Dead dude is one of the last people to 
get out. The next game is rudely interrupted as one of the kid's 
with tourettes gets on the bleachers and pretends he's a monkey 
as we all try to coax him to come down. The next game goes 
smoothly except Jamal gets nailed and he's out. While he's out 
I'm next to him and he starts talking to himself he starts 
saying very loudly," FORTY NINER'S! MY TEAM! JOHN ELWAY! BEST 
QUARTERBACK EVER! TROY AIKMAN! HE'S MY BUDDY! BATMAN FOREVER! 
BEST MOVIE EVER! GEORGE CLOONEY HE'S MY BUDDY! TOUCHDOWN!" We 
play two more games but nothing really good comes out of them 
except that one of the spazz's sprinted into the wall and while 
he was laughing he farted very loudly causing the rest of the 
class to start giggling. Gym was never the same after that 
class. If I could have a 40 yr old doing a voice over when the 
period ended like in the wonder years he would have said, "I 
didn't know it then but my life was never going to be the same. 
Retards throwing rubber balls at each other skewers a person's 
view on the world to a more lighthearted way of thinking and I 
thank Nature's Clowns everyday for making me the way I am". I 
hope you all learned something from this experience, as I know I 
have

UUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! I make animal sounds .. 
you know I really do. I thunk I need 2 fuck a woman of the 
species. Who is gonna fuck me 1st? Maria? Or whatever your 
fuckin name is?????

Have you fucked the prom queen?

i bet you sucked off the prom KING !!!

| bet U be suckin me soon .... just my 5 cents - if U know what 
i mean.

*
Anti-war demonstrators gathered in Washington, D.C. Saturday 
cheered wildly as a North Korean sympathizer condemned the 
United States using the phrase 'F--king USA.'

"Koreans are so fed up that one of the popular songs in anti-
U.S., anti-war demonstrations in South Korea is called 'F--king 
USA,'" announced North Korea apologist Yoomi Jeong, prompting 
enthusiastic applause and whoops of encouragement from the crowd 
gathered to protest U.S. war plans in Iraq.
*

THATS OK CUNT, WE SHOULD PULL ALL US TROOPS FROM SOUTH KOREA AND 
LET THE NORTH KILL EVERY FUCKIN ONE OF YOU AND STEAL YOUR FOOD. 
HAHAHA, REUNIFUCKATION. TAKE YOUR FUCKING DOG EATING ASS BACK TO 
YOUR DICK-SHAPED COUNTRY BITCH! HERE'S A SOUVENIR TO TAKE BACK 
WITH YOO:

Did you hear the cardinals who are looking for a replacement for 
our aging Pope are considering a North Korean. 

Millions of people are already dying of starvation there, and 
now this: no dog on Fridays.
  
*
"Right now, U.S. citizens are being stabbed, attacked, hunted, 
(unintelligible) in South Korea all because of George Bush's 
arrogant policy of greed and aggression." Jeong contended. Then 
she told the peacenik crowd, "Just as the rest of the world, we 
Korean people will stand with you and with the Iraqi people: No 
more war against Iraq."
*
HMMM. THE PEACEFULL KOREANS? IF US CITIZENS ARE BEING ATTACKED 
IN S.K. WOULD IT BE UNREASONABLE TO RETURN THE FUCKING FAVOR TO 
KOREAN CITIZENS IN THE US? I THINK NOT, AND YOOMI BITCH WOULD BE 
A GOOD STARTING POINT. 

Jeong's expression of solidarity with Baghdad prompted more wild 
cheers from the throng of anti-U.S. demonstrators.

THRONG = ENDLESS PARADE OF HUMAN DEBRIS.

EXAMPLE: http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?
tmpl=story2&u=/030119/168/32jhd.html&e=1&ncid=705

GOD I'D LOVE KICK THIS SONOFABITCH FUCKWIT'S HEAD LIKE A 
FOOTBALL! AN EIGHTY FUCKIN YARD FIELDGOAL! "ITS GOOOOOOD!" 

These political assholes run their bitching and moaning.  In 
Viet Nam the war was for DuPont (who's namesake  is in prison, 
but the "flunkies" don't want him out) and Dow Chemical.  Korea, 
as you suggest, should be "unified".  Stop the political 
bullshit, pull the USA troops, let these South Korean 
demonstrating fuckers see what the real communist rule is all 
about.  When they are being starved, fucked, and killed until 
hell freezes over their piece of the world will be shit.  Then 
no one will want that wasted real estate.

GREAT  COMMENTS  !!!!!!

Looks like all of you assholes are sleeping or waiting for the 
staff to serve breakfast, which won't  be  much due to  
regulations.

GOES TO SHOW BOARD GOAT ALLOWS THIS TO BE A JOKE............

5 LINES =  FUCK  OFF  ASSHOLE AND  ALL THE OTHER THREADS.......

HACK TIME IS COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bin Laden Sends Greetings to D.C. Protesters?

A representative from a Muslim advocacy group offered greetings 
to tens of thousands of anti-war protesters gathered in 
Washington, D.C. on Saturday in the name of the "Mujahadeen," a 
term that has come to be closely associated with Osama bin 
Laden's al Qaeda terror network.

Dr. Ghazi Khaksan, of the Council on American Islamic Relations, 
took to the podium near the end of the rally to read a poem 
packed with criticism of the Bush administration.

"Tell Bush, Rumsfeld, Wolfowitz and Tony Blair to stop 
colonizing Middle East oil through blood and warfare," he told 
the crowd. "We're all against weapons of mass destruction. But 
let's compare. Who has them stockpiled in the Middle East - only 
Israel, I declare."

Near the end of his poem, Khaksan announced, "I bring to you 
salaams and greetings from the MUJAHADEEN at CAIR." CAIR's 
spokesman Ibrahim Hooper defended bin Laden two months ago as 
being no worse than Rev. Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson.
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Webster's Collegiate dictionary defines Mujahadeen as: "a person 
who wages jihad, Islamic guerilla fighters esp. in the Middle 
East."
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In December top Al Qaeda official Sulaiman Abu Ghaith invoked 
the Mujahadeen to threaten further terrorist attacks on the West.

"The Christian-Jewish alliance will not, God willing, be safe 
from attacks by the mujahadeen," he warned, according to the New 
York Post. "The alliance's installations and facilities 
everywhere will be subject to attacks."

After his reference to the Mujahadeen, Khaksan told the crowd 
somewhat incongruously, "Ten million Muslims and Arab Americans, 
like you, are truly patriotic and deeply care for America's 
welfare."

In a November interview with WABC Radio's Steve Malzberg, Hooper 
defended bin Laden, saying the terrorist mastermind was no worse 
than Falwell and Robertson.

"They're the equivalent of our Osama bin Laden," the CAIR 
official charged, before asking rhetorically, "Why did Osama bin 
Laden send planes into the World Trade Center? What possible 
reason? The only thing you can think of is that he wanted to 
create a permanent divide between the Muslim world and the West. 
And that's the same thing these guys want to do."

Asked about bin Laden's penchant for mass murder, Hooper 
responded, "Given the right circumstance, (Falwell and 
Robertson) would do the same in the opposite direction."

Minutes before Khaksan offered greetings from the bin Laden 
connected group, Imam Mousa Masjid Al-Islam took to the podium 
and called for the overthrow of the U.S. government.

"It's revolution time, brothers and sisters. We gotta get rid of 
this system," Al-Islam said. "The people of the world (are) 
waiting on us," he added, warning that the world's 
problems "will never be solved as long as we have these greedy 
murderers and imperialists like George Bush and George Bush, Jr. 
sitting in the White House " 

Then the Imam led the crowd in an Islamic chant specifically 
addressed to what he called "the 1.5 billion people in the 
world" who would understand its meaning.

"When I say Takbia, you say Alhaam hu Akhbar," he exhorted the 
protesters, who repeated the phrase several times. It could not 
be immediately learned what the Imam's coded message to the 
world's Muslims meant.

AND THE TRENDY SHEEP NODDED THEIR HEADS IN UNISON AS THEY DID AS 
THEY WERE TOLD. the end.

Saddam LOVED the demonstrations and said they were a big 
encouragement:


BAGHDAD (Reuters) - President Saddam Hussein (news - web sites) 
hailed worldwide anti-war demonstrations Saturday and said the 
protests showed that Iraq had international support for standing 
up to the United States. 

Saddam ordered his top officers to look after their soldiers to 
gain their confidence and make sure they were well-fed and kept 
warm as they prepared to sacrifice their blood to defend Iraq. 

Tens of thousands of people took part in protests across the 
globe Saturday to demand that Washington abandon likely plans to 
invade Iraq over alleged weapons of mass destruction. 

"They are supporting you because they know that evildoers target 
Iraq to silence any dissenting voice to their evil and 
destructive policies," Saddam told senior military officers and 
his son Qusay, the commander of the elite Republican Guards.

GOOD FUCKING JOB! IT SOUNDS LIKE THE ENEMY WAS COMFORTED. AND 
THESE SAME PROTESTERS WILL CRY LIKE FUCKING BABIES WHEN AMERICA 
IS ATTACKED AGAIN. "WHY, OH WHY?" FUCKIN DUMBASSES.

The fall of the Baghdad wall
(Filed: 19/01/2003) 

The teams of UN inspectors sent to investigate Saddam Hussein's 
weapons of mass destruction arsenal made a stunning breakthrough 
last week when they uncovered evidence of Iraq's attempts to 
build an atom bomb. Con Coughlin and Julian Coman in Washington 
report

Thursday evening turned into a wild night at the al-Hyatt hotel 
in Baghdad, for the 150 or so United Nations weapons inspectors 
who have made it their home.

Jordanian-imported wine flowed, glasses of whiskey were handed 
round and, as one witness put it, "the men from the UN with 
their blue baseball caps and grey faces were suddenly smiling".

During their two-and-a-half month stay in Iraq, the inspectors 
have not developed a reputation for holding late-night parties. 
Almost all are soberly in bed by 11pm, in order to be up the 
next day at 6.30 for a breakfast of fried eggs, omelettes or 
bread rolls. But this was a special occasion.

During the day, the United Nations Monitoring Verification and 
Inspection Commission (Unmovic), had made the first significant 
find since its arrival in Iraq.

At the Ukhaider weapons depot, 90 miles south-west of Baghdad, 
inspectors had discovered 12 hidden artillery shells designed to 
carry chemical weapons. "We finally found something shaped like 
a weapon and not like a test-tube," said one inspector.

But while in public the inspectors were celebrating their 
discovery of the artillery shells, in private experts from the 
International Atomic Energy Agency (IAEA) in Vienna were 
digesting the details of a substantially more significant find - 
the blueprint of Saddam's nuclear weapons project.

On the same morning that a team of inspectors had found the 12 
artillery shells, another team of nuclear weapons experts had 
paid a surprise visit to the homes of two of Saddam's leading 
nuclear physicists who worked for Iraq's top secret for the 
Ministry of Military Industrialisation (MMI).

The ministry, which is run by Saddam's younger son Qusay, 
recently replaced the Military Industrialisation Organisation 
(MIO), the institution which historically has controlled the 
development of Saddam's weapons of mass destruction arsenal 
since the mid-1970s.

In their eagerness to get into the scientists' homes, some of 
the inspectors had been seen jumping over a garden wall.

Once inside they found what one Western official has described 
as a "highly significant" batch of documents which, on closer 
inspection, revealed that Saddam's scientists were continuing 
development work on producing an Iraqi nuclear weapon.

Although these documents are this weekend still being examined 
by IAEA experts to establish the current state of Saddam's 
nuclear weapons programme, the discovery could well turn out to 
be the "smoking gun" that officials in the Bush administration 
have pinned their hopes on obtaining in order to justify 
launching military action against Baghdad.

When Saddam submitted his 12,000 page dossier to the United 
Nations Security Council at the end of last year, the Iraqi 
leader insisted that Baghdad no longer had any interest in 
developing nuclear weapons, and that Iraq's nuclear research 
programme had been discontinued.

The documents seized at the homes of the two scientists, 
however, confirm what Western intelligence has been arguing all 
along, that Saddam is continuing with his quest to develop the 
first Arab atom bomb.

Ever since the inspectors arrived back in Iraq two-and-a-half 
months ago, Saddam has gone to extraordinary lengths to conceal 
the true nature of his nuclear weapons programme.

Key Iraqi scientists have been given new identities and smuggled 
out of the country to take up postings in the Far East, and top 
secret documents have been hidden in the homes of Iraqi 
government officials.

Saddam's concealment operation had been so successful that the 
UN inspectors were having difficulty finding anything of any 
significance.

What made last week's breakthrough possible was a radical 
improvement in relations between UN weapons inspectors and 
Western intelligence.

When the inspectors first arrived in Baghdad last November, 
American and British intelligence officials in particular were 
reluctant to hand over sensitive information because they were 
not convinced that they could trust the UN.

Having eventually satisfied themselves that the inspection teams 
could handle top-secret information, intelligence officers 
provided the inspectors with the information which resulted in 
last week's discovery of the artillery shells and the nuclear 
documentation.

Certainly the discoveries could not have been better timed. Only 
last Wednesday, during a meeting of a Parliamentary Labour Party 
that is less and less minded to go to war with Saddam, Tony 
Blair had taken a hammering from his growing number of critics.

Glenda Jackson, MP, was particularly critical, making the acid 
remark that the only "weapon of mass destruction" located thus 
far turned out to be a kitchen knife used to stab a Manchester 
policeman searching for non-existent ricin. Mr Blair told MPs 
to "wait and see". Miraculously, the next day, there was 
something to look at.

Even so it is unlikely that last week's discoveries will resolve 
the fundamental dilemma that is developing at the UN Security 
Council.

The cat and mouse game between the weapons inspectors and Saddam 
is not the only one in town. The US administration and chief 
weapons inspector Hans Blix are also involved in their own 
private war of position.

During the fruitless helicopter rides to deserted warehouses and 
the unsuccessful lightening raids in white UN jeeps, a 
persistent question had preoccupied administration officials in 
Washington as well as Mr Blix.

What would a "find" - even one as significant as the nuclear 
weapons dossier - signify? A case for extending the inspections 
or a licence to go to war against Saddam?

"Last week's breakthrough has become the latest issue to show 
the divide between Blix and George Bush," said a western UN 
diplomat.

"During the week, when nothing had yet been found, Mr Blix had 
said he expected to continue inspections after his report to the 
UN on January 27 before making another report in March. The Bush 
administration wants much more flexibility than that for 
military action."

On Friday, Mr Blix travelled to three European capitals to make 
his case. Because his nuclear experts were still examining the 
documents taken from the homes of the Iraqi nuclear scientists, 
Mr Blix deliberately confined his comments to Thursday's 
discovery of the artillery shells which, he said, demonstrated 
that inspections were making an impact.

But the content of both the discoveries was of relatively minor 
importance. He needed more time, particularly to examine the 
true extent of Saddam's nuclear capability. His colleague, the 
head of the UN nuclear weapons agency, Mohammed ElBaradei, 
talked about a "few months".

Before an hour of talks with Mr Blair at Chequers on Friday, Mr 
Blix, while making no reference to the significance of the 
nuclear find, said that he did not consider the shells 
the "smoking gun" that would justify war.

In Paris, after meeting with the French president Jacques 
Chirac, he said that the chemical warheads were "not a big 
thing". In Brussels, he privately told diplomats that the 
warheads were "empty" and added that he did not think that the 
United States could prevent an extension of inspections well 
beyond the end of January.

The Bush administration took an exactly opposite view. Earlier 
in the week, Mr Bush had said he was "sick and tired" of Iraq's 
constant deceptions.

On Friday afternoon, after the apparent evidence of yet another 
such deception, the president's spokesman Ari Fleischer said 
that the inspectors' findings were "troubling and serious".

Colin Powell, the Secretary of State, then gave stark signals 
that the end of January could signal the end of Saddam's last 
chance to disarm.

"Mr Powell believes that a persuasive case will be there at the 
end of the month that Iraq is not co-operating (with the UN 
resolution)," said the State Department spokesman Richard 
Boucher. "There's no point in continuing forever, going on, if 
Iraq is not co-operating."

For some former weapons inspectors, Mr Blix's continued caution 
has provided an exasperating spectacle. "I'm not sure what the 
blazes it is that inspectors and the world's diplomats expect in 
terms of a smoking gun," said Richard O Spertzel, a former head 
of the UN biological weapons inspections unit.

"If it's loaded munitions, this is a waste of their time. How 
many filled munitions did we find in more than seven years? 
None."

Today, Mr Blix and Mohammed ElBaradei meet for two days of talks 
with Iraqi government officials. Mr Blix will demand an 
explanation for omissions in Iraq's December weapons declaration 
to the UN. According to Baghdad's UN ambassador, 
any "misunderstandings" can be ironed out.

Mr Blix, while in Paris, also called for Iraq to take active 
steps to demonstrate that it was not playing games with the 
inspectors. But in Washington there is a distinct sense, 
compounded by the week's events, that patience is almost at an 
end.

State Department officials brief that the US will not feel bound 
to seek a new UN Security council resolution to go to war, if it 
remains convinced that Iraq is determined to acquire weapons of 
mass destruction.

In London, a Labour minister said: "Blair feels the need of a UN 
resolution more than Bush does. Blair would still quite like it 
if it could be got. But the UK view is that we don't need it but 
we'd like it."

The UN weapons inspectors have had their finest hour and 
deserved a party to celebrate. But none of the "Americans", as 
ordinary Iraqis like to call them, are in any doubt that there 
may not be much time left for another triumph.

In an off-guard moment at the end of an exhausting week, Hiro 
Ueki, an Unmovic spokesman, suddenly gave a wry smile: "Make no 
mistake. We will be here on January 28. But I'm not sure where 
we will be on January 29."

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?
xml=/news/2003/01/19/wirq219.xml   

Tax saving program:  Bush saves $44,000.
                     Cheney saves $327,000.

How much do YOU save?

Those S Koreans got shit 4 brains

You carrie DEATH in your POOOCCCCKKKKKEEETTTTTT!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHA

FUCKING SHIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BLIMEY man, its still the afternoon and you're bloody PISSED!

~~~I suppose we just marched on in to Afganistan, decided they 
came 
from there (With NO Proof) and went after Al-Quaida oh well just 
for the hell of it! RIGHT!!!

~~~ACTUALLY, THE U.S. DID EXACTLY THAT.~~~
==============================================================
 Have you forgotten about that video tape where Bin Laden is 
laughing (About "His" plan) at how he thought the first few 
floors of the WTC would collapse, and was so Happy at the 
outcome of both buildings ENTIRELY collapsing?
Now I guess that's NOT proof "We brought Justice to our enemy" 
by going after that bastard in Afganistan!

~~I WONDER HOW LONG YOU'LL TURN A BLIND EYE AS TO WHATS "REALLY" 
GOING ON? EVEN AFTER THE LOVED ONE COMES BACK WITH THE "GULF 
SYNDROME", AND WITHERS AWAY?~~
================================================================
Blind eye? Is this the world according to X?
And what Loved One are you referring to with "Gulf Syndrome"? 

~~IF GETTING 3,000 KILLED MADE AMERICANS TREAT EACH OTHER WITH 
RESPECT(AT LEAST FOR AWHILE), THEN MAYBE A NUCLEAR 
EPISODE(KOREA?) THAT KILLED MILLIONS MIGHT BE THE BEST THING FOR 
THE U.S.!~~
================================================================

Since when did AMERICANS treat each other with respect? 
And I cant believe you said that about "ANYBODY" especially the 
country YOU live in!!!!!

If you lived ANYWHERE in Oklahoma I would be very concerned 
indeed lol!

When I first read that post it said AMERICANS, Then it 
conveniently changed to "Canadians"...You are not clever!
I know NEITHER Country is "Harboring" Terrorists!!!
Well I dont live in Canada but I do NOT believe for one second 
that they are "Harboring Terrorists"!!!!

He forgot to list them in his 12,000 pages of bullshit!! P'Shaw!
He just had them lying around! A huh.
Gee I wonder when he was going to fill them up, what he was 
going to fill them up with, and when he was going to use them?
My GOD! What is it going to take to convince people that HE is 
Completely Insane!!!!
I dont know about anyone else but I dont want to wait to find 
out.

Noooooooooo!!! Say it isnt so!

The twelve rusted 122mm warhead missles were nothing compared to 
what was found in the mad scientist's house. Nuclear weapons 
program papers dating to the 80's. Not only was this material 
supposed to have been destroyed, it also was not declared in the 
RECENT accounting report to the UN. Forgetting about some empty 
missles in crates....maybe. Forgeting about advanced nuclear 
weapons research, hidden in a private residence....smoking gun 
stuff! A obvious attempt to hide it. Yet another material breech.

Febuary 1st a new moon, AND THE U.S.A.F. OWNS THE NIGHT!
LETS ROLL!!!!

And to think this is just the tip of the iceburg! God only knows 
what the other mad scientist's have hidden in their houses! I 
wonder if they have made any trips to Saddam's brother-in-laws 
house yet, and peeked in his garage? Yep Yep!! Lets Roll Indeed!

He forgot to list them in his 12,000 pages of bullshit!! P'Shaw!
He just had them lying around! A huh.
Gee I wonder when he was going to fill them up, what he was 
going to fill them up with, and when he was going to use them?
===============================================================
Maybe he was gonna fill em up water and stick flowers in em :) 

The government is soooooooooooooooo embarassed at not being able 
to find scumbag ASSAMA bin laden, that the war in Iraq is meant 
to make us forget about our failure in eliminating ASSAMA. Fuck 
the protesters.  LETS KICK (LICK) ASS!!!!!!!

Oh yes they look like they would make one hell of a flower pot!
Maybe a Gigantic Dildo?
Please!

When was the last time you heard/or I should say saw Usama? I 
have a feeling his last stand was in Tora Bora! :-)

A lovely vase, a conversation peice that goes with any 
Dicktators decor. The Iraqi's aren't total tards and they had 
plenty of time to make things disappear. I read many years ago 
that Saddam liked to use Iraqi farms as hiding places. And the 
farmers took damn good care of Saddam's shit too I'll bet. Have 
yet to see the inspectors look anywhere other than the obvious. 
That is untill they raided the scientist's house. If the 
inspectors are given good intell, Saddam is sunk. Some of Iraq's 
goodies went to Syria for safekeeping and are now in the hands 
of the Lebanonese Hezzbollah. A mysterious blast a month ago, 
heard 20km away, in a Hezzbollah training area of Lebanon has 
been attributed to "no-no" weapons from Iraq. The area of the 
blast was completly cordened off with only emergency vehicles 
allowed in. Some terrorist blew hezzbollahs off! Uh, sorry, that 
was bad, very bad.

Lmmfao@Conversation Piece!!! And to think this is just SOME of 
the stuff they left "Lying" around that they didnt hide? Makes 
you wonder (What hasnt been stored in Syria) what else is 
just "Lying" around waiting to be discovered! There is a Scud 
Launcher just sitting under those bottles they put the baby milk 
in I just know it! Like a killer always leaves some form of 
trace behind him/her, Saddam is going to turn out to be one of 
those kind of asses that leaves his Drivers License at 
the "Scene" of the crime! Maybe while we are over there we 
should kind of tippie toe into Syria, and Lebanon, and have a 
little Oopsie *wink*! 

We (The Nation) had quite a scare this week when 35 viles of the 
Bubonic Plauge turned up "Missing" from Texas Tech University! 
However overnite after reporting it to the FBI, Homeland 
Security, and as far up as President Bush, all were located, and 
back under control! No arrests have been made! If they had been 
the "Strain" that can be manufactured to kill THOUSANDS if 
armed, we had better thank our lucky stars that the wind wasnt 
blowing our way in a Northerly direction om/cf lol. 
I AM OFFERING A CHALLENGE TO HOMELAND SECURITY!!!!
FIND OUT WHO YOU HAVE WORKING IN THESE LABS AND IN THESE 
UNIVERSITIES! NOT TO MENTION FIND OUT WHAT YOU HAVE! KEEP AN 
ACCURATE COUNT OF IT! FIND OUT WHO IS SUPPOSE TO BE HANDLING IT! 
AND WHO IS NOT! REPORT (ON A DAILY BASIS) YOUR INVENTORY TO THE 
CENTER FOR DISEASE CONTROL! WHILE YOUR AT IT FIND OUT WHO IS 
SUPPOSE TO BE WORKING AT TCFDC! POSSIBLY FEDERALIZE THAT 
OPERATION ALSO! AND IN TURN MAKE THAT AN ASBOLUTE REQUIREMENT 
THAT IT BECOME A MANDATORY PART OF YOUR HOMELAND SECURITY 
BRANCH! NOT TO MENTION BACKGROUND CHECKS ON EVERYONE THAT EVEN 
COMES IN CONTACT WITH THAT STUFF EVER! After all Homeland 
Security is suppose to start at HOME right? 

Where I live there are mass graves in some parts - I know where 
they are. Fuck I probably had sex on a couple of those mounds! 
Anyways in those mounds is like lots of dead people who die yes! 
from black death. Is not bubonic plague black death? You see I 
cannot be bothered to google it. Well if it is (again I repeat I 
can't be fucked to google it) then help is at hand which comes 
in shape of an antibiotic course and lo and behold we're not 
dead anymore! we're all better and everything is just alrighty 
even the fucking cat is perking up.

Yes it is also known as "The Black Death" because the blood 
dries under the skin causing it to look black in areas. Which 
today is treatable with antibiotics, IF caught in time! The 
problem is IF NOT caught in time, there is a pneumonia factor, 
that's where it becomes contagious! And quite quickly, you run a 
high grade fever, think you have the flu, and without treatment 
your dead in 24-48 hours! Pretty scarey I would think during FLU 
season! So I suppose the problem mostly would be getting 
diagnosed in time. Glad to see the Kitty is perking up lol..

Thats a shame, about the cat I mean. Perhaps a dose of Ricin in 
some curdled milk?

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,75998,00.html

Yeah, bin Ladin is alive and writing letters again! LOL. About 
every other month "he" writes a letter to stir up the pot of 
Islamic shit. 
*
The letter attributed to bin Laden says, "the current situation 
Muslims are living in requires a deployment of all efforts to 
fight the Islamic battle against the crusader coalition, which 
has revealed its real, evil intentions."
*

Oh shit, they're being targeted because they murder non-
believers whenever possible? Boo Fucking Hooo (wiping tear). If 
they "deployed all efforts" towards tolerating other beliefs and 
bringing their own religion a few centuries forward from where 
it started, it would be to the Muslim's benifit. But no, they 
will not change. I have no problems with the word "crusade".

My GOD! What is it going to take to convince people that HE is 
Completely Insane!!!!

And just who SOLD those items to Saddam?  WE DID!

Learn to speak Arabic!!!!

Koos                    - cunt.
nikomak                 - fuck your mother
sharmoota               - bitch
zarba                   - shit
kis                     - vagina
zib                     - penis
Elif air ab tizak!      - a thousand "dicks" in your ass!
kisich                  - pussy
Elif air ab dinich    - A thousand dicks in your religion
Mos zibby!              - Suck my dick!
Waj ab zibik!           - An infection to your dick!
kelbeh                  - bitch
Muti                    - jackass
Kanith                  - Fucker  

Kwanii                  - Faggot
Bouse Tizi              - Kiss my ass
Khawal                  - Gay
Sharmoota Haygana       - Horny Bitch
Maaras                  - Pimp
Ebn el Metanaka         - Son of a bitch
Mara                    - bitch (egypt only)
Aha                     - shit
Khara                   - shit
gaeheba                 - Bitch
Khara beek              - shit in you (Male)
Khara Beech             - Shit in you (Female)
Gawwaad                 - pimp

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,76012,00.html
Muslims: not just for breakfast anymore! It is about time and I 
hope the U.S. will put a close eye on the content of "hate and 
Bigotry" displayed by the Muslims. If the KKK and other groups 
can't do it then I say Down with the Muslim BIGOTRY ALSO!! 

Right on! If the authorities can poke their noses into local 
bars (pubs) looking for (of all things) drunk people, surely 
they should have the right to have a peek into the places the 
Islamic terrorist mindset is created and nurtured, the Mosque's. 
Its easy for me to say, I have more belief in the sanctity of 
the local bar than a Mosque, Church or Temple put together!

I don't know. If I walked into that London Mosque and a guy with 
no hands (hooks) and one eye is preaching on how great Allah has 
been for him....I'd head directly to the closest pub and take my 
chances!

If I go into a mosque I would like to kick around some people. 
So you see I choose a time when I think there's just a few and 
boot em all around. Yippee!!!

When you see the poor people you know they are helpless and 
weak. They are not propagators of violence. It takes a full 
belly to do that. I know their despair. It is a crime to state 
that the unrest in the world is because of poverty. It is down 
to zealots with no regard for human life. They are your enemies. 
There are also psychopaths and criminals. It would be rather 
nice to hunt em all down. 

Indian flogged for sacrilege
By Abdullah Al-Fehaid

SUDAIR, 20 January 2003 - An Indian worker in Roudhat Sudair, 
150 km north of Riyadh, was sentenced to 70 lashes in public and 
deportation by a Shariah court here for urinating on the walls 
of a mosque. The man, a non-Muslim tailor, was proved guilty of 
repeating the sacrilegious act several times with malicious 
intention. He was flogged at the courtyard of the Sabeen Mosque 
in Roudhat Sudair. Security agencies are now taking steps to 
deport him.

http://www.arabnews.com/Article.asp?ID=22087
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Considering the Arab penchant for cutting off offending body 
parts, this man may want to change his name to "Lucky".

a big nigger beat my ass, then he fucked my mother, he had a big 
penis that looked pretty good. now i suck nigger dick only for 
research.

=============



12/17/2002 : "Members of the followup and arrangement 
committee"

1-Ibrahim Hamoudi

2-Dr. Ahmed Chalabi

3-Ahmed Ali Muhsin

4-Akram Al Hakim

5-Albert Yelda

6-Ayad Al Samaraei

7-Dr. Ayad Allawi

8-Ayham Al Samaraei

9-Dr. Bayan Al Aaraji (Woman)

10-Bayan Jabr

11-Tawfiq Al Yasiri

12-Jalal Al Talabani

13-Jned Manko

14-Jawad Al Attar

15-Jawhar Namiq

16-Hatem Mukhlis

17-Hatem Shaalan Abu Al Joun

18-Hajim Al Hasani

19-Hamed Al Bayati

20-Hussein Al Juburi

21-Hussein Al Shaalan

22-Hussein Al Shami

23-Rida Jawad Taqi

24-Souad Al Krimawi (woman)

25-Saad Al Bazzaz

26-Dr. Saad Jawad

27-Saad Salih Jabir

28-Saadun Al Dilaimi

29-Sinan Al Shibibi

30-Sadiq Al Musawi

31-Safia Al Sihail (woman)

32-Salah El Den Bahaa El Den

33-Salah Al Shaeikhly

34-Safan Ahmed Agha

35-Tariq Al Adhami

36-Adel Abdel Mahdi

37-Abas Al Bayati

38-Abdel Aziz Al Hakim

39-Abdul Sattar Al Jumaily

40-Abdul Majed Al Khuoei

41-Izz El Den Salim

42-Ali Bin Al Hussein

43-Ghassan Al Atia

44-Farouk Ridaa

45-Fouad Maasoum

46-Qadir Aziz

47-Karim Ahmed

48-Kanaan Makia

49-Kosret Rasoul Ali

50-Goran Talabani

51-Dr. Mohammed Bahr Al Ulom

52-Mohammed Taqi Al Mawla

53-Mohammed Al Haidari

54-Mohammed Abdel Jabbar

55-Mohammed Al Haj Mahmod

56-Masoud Al Barazani

57-Mishaan Al Jubouri

58-Mudhar Shawkat

59-Mowafak Al Roubaei

60-Naji Hilmi

61-Dr. Najim Al Deen Karim

62-Hoshiar Zibari

63-Wafiq Al Samaraei

64-Walid Mohammed Salih

65-Younadim Yousif Kna

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 "U.N. Officials Warn Iraq, Urge Compliance" ] [next subject: 
"Blix Says Iraq Has Not Cooperated Fully" ] 01/19/2003 : 
"U.N.: Kuwait, Iraq Progressing on Missing" U.N.: Kuwait, 
Iraq Progressing on Missing BAGHDAD, Iraq - Kuwait and 
Iraq have made "very good progress" in early talks on 
determining the fate of hundreds of people still missing 
from the Gulf War, a U.N. diplomat said Saturday. Yuli 
Vorontsov said the talks also encompass the case of a U.S. 
Navy pilot whose F-18 was shot down over Iraq on Jan. 17, 
1991, the first night of the war. More than 600 Kuwaitis 
remain missing since Iraq's invasion and occupation of 
Kuwait in 1990, which led to the Gulf War. Vorontsov, a U.N. 
special envoy dealing with the issue, spoke with reporters 
after meeting with Naji Sabrie late Saturday, 10 days after 
the first formal Kuwaiti-Iraqi discussions on missing 
persons from the war. "I am also very pleased to see this 
first official contact between the two countries," the envoy 
said of that meeting in Amman, Jordan. Those talks, set to 
resume Wednesday, signal a slight thaw in Iraq-Kuwait 
relations more than a decade after the Iraqi army was driven 
from the emirate by a U.S.-led coalition, and as the United 
States threatens a new war against Iraq to ensure it is not 
harboring weapons of mass destruction. Kuwait says the 
Baghdad government must account for missing citizens, 
along with others who disappeared in Kuwait. Iraq has 
insisted it is not holding detainees and said Kuwait failed to 
account for more than 1,000 Iraqis who disappeared at the 
time. Kuwait's government has countered that it is not 
responsible for what happened during Iraq's occupation. 
"The important thing now is to continue this progress," 
Vorontsov said of last week's five hours of talks. "It's a very 
difficult problem, and many years have passed." In answer 
to a question, the Russian diplomat confirmed that the case 
of missing Navy pilot Scott Speicher of Jacksonville, Fla., is 
covered by the mandate of the talks. Speicher originally was 
listed as killed but later was reclassified as missing. 
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"U.N.: Kuwait, Iraq Progressing on Missing" ] 01/19/2003 : 
"Blix Says Iraq Has Not Cooperated Fully" Blix Says Iraq Has 
Not Cooperated Fully By Michele Kambas NICOSIA 
(Reuters) - Chief U.N. weapons inspector Hans Blix said on 
Saturday Iraq had not given his inspectors "genuine 
cooperation" and the world was no closer to knowing if 
Baghdad possessed weapons of mass destruction. Blix, 
who arrived in Cyprus on the eve of a visit to Baghdad on 
Sunday, said he would impress on Iraqi officials the 
"seriousness" of failing to help his inspectors in their 
search for any nuclear, biological or chemical weapons. 
"There has been prompt access. There has been access 
everywhere. That is fine. But on substance there has not 
been sufficient cooperation. We need to have sincere and 
genuine cooperation," he told reporters. Blix and 
International Atomic Energy Agency General-Director 
Mohamed ElBaradei said that during their two-day visit to 
Iraq they plan to confront Iraqi officials with big gaps in the 
12,000-page weapons declaration Iraq submitted to the 
United Nations in December. "This (visit) is a stock-taking of 
what has taken place since we last visited (in 
mid-November when the inspections started)," Blix said. 
"We will talk about the declaration which we do not think 
answers the questions raised in the past." Asked how much 
time the inspectors needed to complete their task, Blix 
replied: "If we had their cooperation and it was sincere and 
genuine it would be fast." "Twelve years later (since the end 
of the 1991 Gulf War ) we're still uncertain of whether they 
have weapons of mass destruction," Blix said. "We are not 
closer because there are too many gaps in it (the Iraqi 
declaration) and the world would like to be assured that Iraq 
is rid of weapons of mass destruction. And until we 
inspectors have been convinced of that we cannot so report 
to the Security Council." Weapons inspections have 
intensified this month ahead of a report to the U.N. Security 
Council on January 27 by Blix and ElBaradei on the experts' 
findings and on Iraqi cooperation. On Saturday, inspectors 
visited seven sites including an army depot where U.N. 
teams found empty chemical warheads this week. The 
discovery caused a stir which Iraq dismissed as a "storm in 
a teacup" but Washington said was "troubling." CALL FOR 
GREATER TRANSPARENCY In an interview on Saturday 
with CNN, Blix said Iraq should have declared the warheads 
or destroyed them, but he said the find should be kept in 
perspective because the warheads did not contain 
chemicals. ElBaradei told CNN in the same interview: "We 
want to impress upon them that business as usual is not 
sufficient." Their trip to Baghdad is "a last-ditch effort to give 
the Iraqis a chance to change gear" and become more 
cooperative before the inspectors' January 27 report to the 
Security Council, he said. The report could be key to any 
decision on a U.S. invasion of the oil-rich country if Baghdad 
was found in "material breach" of a November U.N. Security 
Council resolution. ElBaradei said U.N. weapons 
inspectors took 3,000 pages of documents from the 
Baghdad home of physicist Faleh Hassan on Thursday 
which are now being translated. They appeared to be 
related to enrichment of uranium, which is used in the 
manufacture of nuclear weapons, and laser technology. 
Repeating the call for greater Iraqi transparency, ElBaradei 
said, "Iraq should be proactive. We shouldn't have to find 
these on our own. Why should these documents be in a 
private home? Why are they not giving them to us...are there 
other documents?" Blix said U.N. inspectors had invited 
Iraqi scientists for interviews at U.N. offices, because of 
concerns the Iraqi authorities might try to intimidate them. 
But the scientists have refused to be interviewed unless 
they are in their own offices with Iraqi officials present. "This 
sends a bad signal," Blix said. 
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"U.N.'s Blix Not Certain All Iraq Weapons Gone" ] [next 
subject: "U.N.: Kuwait, Iraq Progressing on Missing" ] 
01/19/2003 : "U.N. Officials Warn Iraq, Urge Compliance" 
U.N. Officials Warn Iraq, Urge Compliance By HAMZA 
HENDAWI, Associated Press Writer BAGHDAD, Iraq - Top 
U.N. officials warned Iraq on Saturday that it is running out of 
time to cooperate and avoid war, and arms inspectors 
examined the type of mobile lab the United States says 
could be used to make biological weapons. America's top 
general, meanwhile, said there's still time for Iraq to come 
clean about its banned weapons programs and avoid an 
attack. Around the world, thousands of people 
demonstrated for peace. With Washington increasing 
pressure on Iraq, U.N. teams visited at least five locations 
Saturday, including Trade Ministry food warehouses in 
central Baghdad. The team examined at least two 
refrigerator trucks and a trailer, which the site manager, 
Nawal Nafa'a Fotohi, said were mobile food testing labs. 
Such labs are of particular interest because U.S. 
intelligence officials believe Iraq may want to develope 
mobile "fermentation units" to manufacture biological 
weapons. U.N. officials had said inspectors would be 
looking for biological weapons laboratories on trucks. 
Fotohi insisted the labs were used to make sure 
government food rations were safe, and inspectors would 
not say if they found anything suspicious. "We are not afraid 
of anything and we have nothing to hide," Fotohi said. Other 
teams visited Baghdad University's science college and the 
University of Kufa, 125 miles south of the Iraqi capital, 
according to witnesses and Information Ministry officials. 
Inspectors also visited the Al-Tuwaitha complex, nine miles 
south of Baghdad, which was at the heart of Iraq's former 
nuclear program, and the chemical and explosives QaQa 
Company, 16 miles south of Baghdad. The U.N. teams 
returned to Iraq in November after a four-year hiatus to 
determine if Saddam Hussein still holds weapons of mass 
destruction. Saddam denies Iraq still has such weapons, 
which were banned at the end of the 1991 Gulf War. The 
United States and Britain don't believe him and have 
threatened to disarm Iraq by force if he does not give up 
those weapons. Saddam, meanwhile, said Saturday that 
any war against the United States would be decided on the 
ground, but warned army commanders that Iraqi forces 
could be hurt by Washington's abilities to fight "from afar." 
U.N. inspectors have complained that Iraq failed to disclose 
required details of its weapons programs in a 12,000-page 
declaration submitted in December. U.S. officials maintain 
that Iraq's failure to submit a complete report is evidence 
that Saddam has no intention of complying with orders to 
disarm. The United States and Britain are moving ships, 
planes and tens of thousands of troops to the Gulf to 
reinforce warnings to Baghdad. Top U.N. inspectors Hans 
Blix and Mohamed ElBaradei were to travel to Baghdad on 
Sunday to warn Iraq that time is running out. They will report 
to the U.N. Security Council on Jan. 27. In an interview with 
CNN in Cyprus, ElBaradei said he and Blix would be 
"making a last ditch effort" to convince Iraq "to give us what 
we need" before they report to the U.N. Security Council on 
Jan. 27. "Iraq has not cooperated sufficiently with the United 
Nations weapons inspectors, and we will impress the 
seriousness of the situation to them," Blix told reporters 
Saturday in Cyprus. "The world would like to be assured that 
Iraq is rid of weapons of mass destruction. Until we, the 
inspectors, have been convinced of that we cannot so report 
to the Security Council." U.N. officials have said inspectors 
have found no conclusive evidence Iraq is holding illegal 
weapons. However, suspicions were raised by the 
discovery Thursday of 12 empty warheads adapted for use 
as chemical weapons and numerous documents found at 
the home of an Iraqi physicist. The physicist, Faleh Hassan, 
said the documents were from his private research projects 
and students' theses. He accused the inspectors of 
"Mafia-like" tactics. However, ElBaradei said the documents 
appeared to be related to the use of lasers to enrich 
uranium, possibly for nuclear weapons. ElBaradei said that 
if the Iraqis had not disclosed information contained in the 
documents, "it obviously doesn't show the transparency 
we've been preaching." In Rome, America's top general 
insisted Saturday that Jan. 27 was not a deadline for war 
and that Iraq could still avoid conflict by cooperating with the 
United Nations. "Certainly there has been no decision on 
the U.S. part for conflict in Iraq," Air Force Gen. Richard B. 
Myers, chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, told reporters. 
"There is no doubt Iraq still has chemical and biological 
weapons and a great interest in nuclear weapons." Myers 
was to meet with Turkey's top general in Ankara on Monday. 
He refused to comment on reports from Turkey that the 
United States is considering scaling back its request to 
base tens of thousands of soldiers in that strategic NATO 
nation for a possible attack on Iraq. Anti-war sentiment is 
strong in predominantly Muslim Turkey and among 
America's European allies, who have been urging the Bush 
Administration to give the inspectors more time to complete 
their work and avoid an imminent war. Protesters rallied by 
the thousands Saturday in Washington and in cities around 
the world to demand that the United States back down from 
the threat of war. Many of the rallies, however, drew modest 
crowds of a few thousand rather than the huge marches 
common during the Vietnam War a generation ago. 
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all u people should burn in hell for this bullshit site

Soon the singing and dancing will be over and "The Mother of all 
Surrenders" will commence. I don't buy all the high casualty 
figures being tossed about, my gut says Iraqi's will be standing 
in an orderly line, waiting their turn to surrender and move on 
with life.